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Slimebeast @slimebeast.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

My Discord has a channel where users have been writing a story one word at a time. It's 99% nonsense, but they managed to hammer out: "When they go to Heaven, the Final Fantasy is VII." Just wanted to share.

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Slimebeast @slimebeast.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Cheesy horror movie where people are being held in an industrial kitchen, menaced by a man in a Jack O' Lantern mask who makes molds of their severed parts Toward the end, we follow the killer out He puts the mask on a shelf Outside, we see it's a Halloween store that's taken over a supermarket

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Slimebeast @slimebeast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

NGL I'd dig on some JerryTerry shorts doing this exact thing with memes in the vein of nearly undetectable re-voicing in Kiss Me/Kill Me.

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Slimebeast @slimebeast.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The USA in 2026 is a MadLib. Everyone was too worried about ICE CREAM full of ROCKS to notice U.S. President DONALD TRUMP was POOPING with THE PAUL BROTHERS over LAKE ONTARIO.

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Slimebeast @slimebeast.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

At this time I feel I must officially announce, publicly, that I will not be touring with Ed Sheeran at any point in the future. There hasn't been an offer thus far, but if I receive a last-minute emergency request for someone who can fart with his hands, it's going to be a "no" from me.

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Slimebeast @slimebeast.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

can't believe ed sheeran is out here trying to mackle less

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Slimebeast @slimebeast.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

In a perfect world... Spidey: I'm using the system to track faces. Cop: That's illegal, but I'll ignore it. Spider: Then I'm destroying the system with a virus. If even I can hack into it, there's no way this should exist. Cop: That's... SUPER illegal... and hypocritical. Spidey: Oh I know. (click)

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Slimebeast @slimebeast.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Don't sweat it, they're just setting the stage for the next movie, Brand New World Order.

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Slimebeast @slimebeast.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

(turns) (puts on sunglasses) (finger guns) "I got the SKILLS to pay the BILLS." (this is how employment works)

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Slimebeast @slimebeast.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

"ABSOLUTE (insert DC character) IS TERRIFYING!"

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Slimebeast @slimebeast.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Wondering when people are going to realize GTA 6 features like having to fuel your car and maintain other such menial tasks come directly from the influence of GTA roleplay servers and their massive popularity. That's who done did it. Them roleplayers.

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Slimebeast @slimebeast.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Entire episode of Stark Trek where the sole concern is an incredibly annoying mosquito on the bridge.

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Slimebeast @slimebeast.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

NOT SPONSORED. Legit funny to order grocery delivery with Instacart and occasionally pay less than the cost of the groceries themselves when it's all said and done. If anyone wants to check it out, my customer code is C557FCD for a % off first orders. Again, not sponsored, you'll get a code too.

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Slimebeast @slimebeast.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

THAT'S IT. I'm sorry but I'm gonna say it. WITCH!!! WIIIIITCH!!!

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Slimebeast @slimebeast.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

We're closer to 2027 now than 1990 was to 2027. Feel old yet?

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Slimebeast @slimebeast.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Some Guy: I wish was rich and famous! Me, A Cliché Genie That Fucks With People And Fulfills Their Wishes In A Way That Destroys Their Lives: Very well, Mr. Leto.

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Slimebeast @slimebeast.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

All over the world, old elevators are slowly taking up space.

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Slimebeast @slimebeast.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Bringing shame to the esteemed James Pond franchise. This fucking REEKS.

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Slimebeast @slimebeast.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Quote or screen cap a single post saying they're perfect.

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Slimebeast @slimebeast.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Two people reply and you... crash out. Interesting juxtaposition.

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Slimebeast @slimebeast.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

I really, really, want to see just one person defend this "DD & J crash out all the time constantly for no reason and tell a bunch of lies" stuff. It's so confusing as to where it came from or why. No one can say anything but "they don't have PROOF of personal experiences"...

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Slimebeast @slimebeast.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

1: Last "crash out", people started inciting again (provable by reposts of old drama) after a long time of no drama. Maybe due to Bowlbo/Bippy tbh. 2: "Inno til proven guilty" is both ways. Don't assume it's true w/o proof, AND don't assume lying unless outlandish/disproven. Outsiders don't know.

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Slimebeast @slimebeast.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Wanted to know things about this, but I can't find anyone to answer. Any chance of helping out? - Is there an instance where they started speaking on issues without being prompted others? - What did they say that was provably untrue? Not that we, fans, THINK it's untrue, but actual falsehoods?

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Slimebeast @slimebeast.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Yo is no one gonna stop this dude??

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Slimebeast @slimebeast.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

You just sound really, really desperate to explain why people you like can do whatever without any criticism.

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Slimebeast @slimebeast.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Right above your post is someone talking directly about it in Oney comments 5 years ago... how is "nobody knew or cared" a response to that, tbh?

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Slimebeast @slimebeast.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Ohh that may have been, if it seems like a likely reason.

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Slimebeast @slimebeast.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Might've been an OneyPlays reference? Julian mentioned banning people who start with one IIRC.

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Slimebeast @slimebeast.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

That sounds personal. Were you banned or something? If so, I didn't catch that part.

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Slimebeast @slimebeast.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

There's a certain gradient, here. Like, something can be mean but not be cruel, be cruel but not done out of malice, etc. So the question just essentially becomes what the point was at all, etc. We'll likely never truly know, but either way it spread the info.

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Slimebeast @slimebeast.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I get the opposite vibe, that people's opinions matter a lot to them, hence the reaction to certain misinformation, insults, or whatever else.

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Slimebeast @slimebeast.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I also think "hurt" has had a lot of different meanings to a lot of people. Do we mean "hurt" physically, putting someone in danger by outing them - or emotionally "hurt" like, someone brought up a detail about you in a mocking way that's going to make people who know about it tell more.

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Slimebeast @slimebeast.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

On a similar scale, I know of an owner of a game server who was worried streamers were going to leave his server for a new one, he asked someone going to a streamer's party IRL to "let him know" if he heard anything about it Stuff like can technically be "having a friend spy" or what have you.

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Slimebeast @slimebeast.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I get you. Don't believe DD/J said Chris is currently sending people. These folks now are just in it for the spectacle. The claim was he believed Chris had friends watching streams to see what he said *at some point*, which could be based on seeing one of his friends lurking in the viewer list. IDK

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Slimebeast @slimebeast.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

People are 100% stalking the streams... there are threads on different sites where people are expressly talking about doing it, and have been since way back. With Smiling Friends, IDK if "dogwhistles" was the right term, but there are 100% jokes at "cringe wokes", etc. "I'M WITH HER", best example.

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Slimebeast @slimebeast.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Why make references to the fetish, though, in that case? The mental illness thing, I'm 50/50 - could be making fun of people who fake it, could be making fun of some autistic people who say much the same, being over-diagnosed, etc. Depends where he himself heard it to repeat, I guess. [...]

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Slimebeast @slimebeast.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Sure, the ones you don't believe would probably be the most helpful. Like, for example, "DD called Chris a Nazi" is just so desperately made-up. He said Julian wanted to call some people Nazis, but he said not to. Folks changed Julian to DD, changed "some people" to Chris, etc. Weirdo behavior.

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Slimebeast @slimebeast.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

IDK if it's necessarily supposed to be a "conspiracy". I could be wrong but I don't think DingDong and/or Julian claimed that. Just that - creators can have a right or left lean to them, and put stuff in their work that's inspired by that. Like an "I'M WITH HER" shirt on an annoying cringe character

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Slimebeast @slimebeast.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Like, WHY specifically are people saying these very public and purposefully posted positions changed? On what basis? The idea that we'd all like to just *believe* these are outdated statements?

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Slimebeast @slimebeast.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I think it's important to remember that the only indicators of anyone's politics, really, range from very old posts wantonly attacking others with slurs to semi-old posts discussing "race replacement" theories and the like. Then, beyond that... headcanon that "I think they changed". Who's to say?

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Slimebeast @slimebeast.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

So you'd say it's more direct than a dogwhistle? Sort of like "We know a lot of our audience is on the right so-" when it comes to the jokes, etc.?

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Slimebeast @slimebeast.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

You mean the very same Shadman Oney collaborated with to make an "adult cartoon" lusting after an underage Hermione/Emma Watson?

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