SLIME DA GARBAGE MANE @slime420.bsky.social · 26/09/2026white airheads look like if cum was a freeze dried military ration 030
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SLIME DA GARBAGE MANE @slime420.bsky.social · 15/08/2026just tried this after hearing that there's a drop of his blood in every can, and honestly? u can taste it 083
SLIME DA GARBAGE MANE @slime420.bsky.social · 15/08/2026im playing three card monty with the pussy 020
SLIME DA GARBAGE MANE @slime420.bsky.social · 15/08/2026what if it was called I Loathe Lucy and that guy hit her 000
SLIME DA GARBAGE MANE @slime420.bsky.social · 15/08/2026has nobody thought to do an R Kelly parody version of Trapped in the Criterion Closet. feels like it’s right there. someone can use that for free if they want. don’t care. 000
SLIME DA GARBAGE MANE @slime420.bsky.social · 15/08/2026ticket master should charge an additional $5 per admission for every lb an artist is over the average BMI for their age and height. this is how we keep celebrities in line and ensure their future viability. 010
SLIME DA GARBAGE MANE @slime420.bsky.social · 15/08/2026ME & ELI ROTH ICED CREAM MAN JUST FOUGHT .. HE WHOOPED ME DECENT .. 000
SLIME DA GARBAGE MANE @slime420.bsky.social · 15/08/2026DISTURBING: Alarming Number of Young Women Abort Pregnancies After Learning Infant Would be Born "Profoundly Evil" 000
SLIME DA GARBAGE MANE @slime420.bsky.social · 15/08/2026elliot stabler: alright somebody tell me just what the hell is this junk. ice t: its called poison, and everybody's shootin it. even miscellaneous uncs. 000
SLIME DA GARBAGE MANE @slime420.bsky.social · 15/08/2026yeah sorry dude i really dont find evil twins funny, even ironically. some people, people i love, have them. and its scary and sad and i wouldnt wish it on anyone. 000
SLIME DA GARBAGE MANE @slime420.bsky.social · 15/08/2026i liked when you could buy additional voices for your GPS and some times they would be mean to you. you could be twice as mean straight back and they were powerless. a play thing at your mercy. 000
SLIME DA GARBAGE MANE @slime420.bsky.social · 15/08/2026after much deliberation i have decided that im starting PETA for bugs 000
SLIME DA GARBAGE MANE @slime420.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Be Honest Yall… Nephew Son or Niece Daughter 000
SLIME DA GARBAGE MANE @slime420.bsky.social · 15/08/2026snuck onto the set of sarah polleys bell jar shoot in toronto last night by pretending to be an art PA and ivy wolk is here. i think she plays the girl the main one is mean to. not making this up. tried to get a closer photo but they were real tight about phones. 000
SLIME DA GARBAGE MANE @slime420.bsky.social · 15/08/2026why would i give up my seat on the bus for an old person. i need to preserve my leg and ass muscles. they are going to die soon. 010
SLIME DA GARBAGE MANE @slime420.bsky.social · 15/08/2026it is so sad and terrible when a famous celebrity dies 💔 but it is also good be cause it also unites America ❤️🩹 000
SLIME DA GARBAGE MANE @slime420.bsky.social · 15/08/2026im inventing a new shoe that is not left nor right and simply fits… a sort of allegory and also cure for our bloody mad political times… 010
SLIME DA GARBAGE MANE @slime420.bsky.social · 15/08/2026GRWM for my final day on this wretched Earth 000
SLIME DA GARBAGE MANE @slime420.bsky.social · 15/08/2026thought id heard every euphemism for penis there was until i recently came across "teetee bird", which takes the cake frankly 000
SLIME DA GARBAGE MANE @slime420.bsky.social · 15/08/2026TOUCHING: This Hooters Regular Illustrated Cartoon Style Renderings of All His Favorite Girls 😍 And They Hung Them Up! 🤯 000
SLIME DA GARBAGE MANE @slime420.bsky.social · 29/07/2026yo this sword is tight but shits mad heavy lol can a playa hold a pen real quick in stead lmao hook me up g 010
SLIME DA GARBAGE MANE @slime420.bsky.social · 29/07/2026be honest yall is 29 too old to be a Whizz Kid Boy Wonder 120
SLIME DA GARBAGE MANE @slime420.bsky.social · 29/07/2026just found out about “the giant of Kandahar” and honestly it’s low key me vibes 000
SLIME DA GARBAGE MANE @slime420.bsky.social · 29/07/2026(on a first date) so are the pod casts you like a little racist or very racist. cuz it’s one of the two there’s no in between. you can be honest. 010
SLIME DA GARBAGE MANE @slime420.bsky.social · 29/07/2026why are u reading in public lol. thats cringe. go on your phone. go play on your phone 😂 000
SLIME DA GARBAGE MANE @slime420.bsky.social · 24/07/2026nobody knows how hard it is to be in the Barney suit. you have to be constantly contending with the soul and mind of barney for dominance and autonomy in addition to performing. 010
SLIME DA GARBAGE MANE @slime420.bsky.social · 24/07/2026shout out My Brave Friend Peter #MyBraveFriendPeter 040
SLIME DA GARBAGE MANE @slime420.bsky.social · 22/07/2026(frustrated uncle voice) keep it up pal. you’re goin the right way to get clipped in the backrooms. i got siren head on speed dial. you don’t wanna play the elevator game with me. smarten up. 000
SLIME DA GARBAGE MANE @slime420.bsky.social · 22/07/2026im in your hood serving Kool Aid Pickled Eggs and filming the idiots ive tricked into eating them 000
SLIME DA GARBAGE MANE @slime420.bsky.social · 22/07/2026i like copying and pasting my tweets here because i get to punch them up without having to delete anything. bluesky is like a do over button. 000
SLIME DA GARBAGE MANE @slime420.bsky.social · 22/07/2026the fucking craziest sequel to Osmosis Jones is happening in mitch mcconnells body rn 010
SLIME DA GARBAGE MANE @slime420.bsky.social · 22/07/2026watching the odyssey in IMIN tonight. screen is about the size of a security monitor. it’s like a pinhole in a giant black particle board wall. you gotta watch it with opera glasses. twice as loud though! lots of gain. 010
SLIME DA GARBAGE MANE @slime420.bsky.social · 22/07/2026throwing jimothy and punch the monkey in a gladiator arena no bigger than a sand box. tossing in toddler sized machetes and morning stars. getting a translator to sign to them “one animal leave”. 000
SLIME DA GARBAGE MANE @slime420.bsky.social · 22/07/2026feeling fraternal instincts towards the minions. i want to play darts and do keg stands with them. 000
SLIME DA GARBAGE MANE @slime420.bsky.social · 22/07/2026full Walter hill cinematic universe expansion. black green southern comfort deck. i wanna build a full red deck out of the brothers from the long riders. johnny handsome as some kind of dumb secret lair reskin. this would get me to play the game again. 010
SLIME DA GARBAGE MANE @slime420.bsky.social · 29/06/2026name one thing better than this. name one ass hole. you can’t. 010
SLIME DA GARBAGE MANE @slime420.bsky.social · 19/06/2026had a dream that there was a film Twitter guy named WarioBava and he was being attacked all day for calling the Star Wars prequels Bressonian and refusing to explain further. this culminated in his doxxing and live streamed execution. 030
SLIME DA GARBAGE MANE @slime420.bsky.social · 19/06/2026curry barker? whats next, moe barker? larry barker? and they poke each other in the eyes and like all slap each others. threres three of them and theyre brothers or some thing? 010
SLIME DA GARBAGE MANE @slime420.bsky.social · 19/06/2026bumper sticker: PLEASE STOP HONKING! It Hurts My Ears And Is Scary! Whatever I’ve Done To Upset You I’M SORRY! Let’s Both Pull Over And Hug It Out ❤️ 010
SLIME DA GARBAGE MANE @slime420.bsky.social · 12/06/2026just spilled a fucking toooon of milk lol not really sure what the appropriate emotional reaction is to this but im pretty sure it should be an extreme one 020
SLIME DA GARBAGE MANE @slime420.bsky.social · 12/06/2026(baby tom sizemore) fo me da action is da appy juice 000
SLIME DA GARBAGE MANE @slime420.bsky.social · 12/06/2026i really love the local Competitive Musical Chairs scene but it has simply become too toxic for my liking 010
SLIME DA GARBAGE MANE @slime420.bsky.social · 12/06/2026(slack channel) Hey all! Will be generally wfm/afk today. Going to be riding a BMX bike shirtless drenched in sweat wearing a bandana with a duffle bag full of power tools and home appliances down the highway yelling at oncoming traffic. Will respond to texts and calls as needed. 010
SLIME DA GARBAGE MANE @slime420.bsky.social · 12/06/2026paul schrader would have made for an excellent mangaka in another life 010
SLIME DA GARBAGE MANE @slime420.bsky.social · 12/06/2026im doing picture of dorian gray to myself but in the form of one of those Elsa Frozen Orthopedic Surgeon Adventure flash games but its me and it feels all of my pain and suffering and pathos 000
