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SlimCliffy

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DFS @ Stokastic.com. Editor/Writer @ DobberHockey.com. 10 Interesting Stats: cliffys-hockey-analytics-department… You can sit beside me when the world comes down.

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SlimCliffy @slimcliffy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Obsession is a pantheon movie. It’s rare enough a movie deserves all the accolades it does but this is immaculate
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SlimCliffy @slimcliffy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Beers with the lads, a Habs win, and now this incredible double header. What a Saturday.
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SlimCliffy @slimcliffy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Oh that’d be great but it’d take a special kind of player to admit they slacked in the offseason and it cost them.
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SlimCliffy @slimcliffy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
One thing I would love to read is a long form on guys whose careers were sliding and then they changed their offseason training. Feels like it happens to a few guys every year and it doesn’t get a lot of coverage. Wonder if that’s the case with him.
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SlimCliffy @slimcliffy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
He absolutely has. Looks like the Philly D of 3-4 years ago. That’s a big development if he can do it all year.
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SlimCliffy @slimcliffy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I really hope those two + Danault get a long leash. Has the look of a good third line that can win games when the top guys aren’t scoring.
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SlimCliffy @slimcliffy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
So far this season Danault looks like he’s a half-step faster than he was at any point last year. Gives me a lot of hope that he and Bolduc can be a true third line duo the Habs can rely on.
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SlimCliffy @slimcliffy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
(How the hell did that go in)
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SlimCliffy @slimcliffy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
MR SATURDAY NIGHT
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SlimCliffy @slimcliffy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yeah they’ll get someone. Won’t be a top line starter tho
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SlimCliffy @slimcliffy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
LIVE with the @StokasticNHL DFS Strategy Show! It is another 10-game slate, Promo Code: PUCKLUCK for 10% off a weekly/monthly package, and @jrh002dfs.bsky.social and I are here to break it all down stokastic.com/pricing www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6Ue...
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SlimCliffy @slimcliffy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
imagine if someone had claimed him off waivers?
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SlimCliffy @slimcliffy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Igor done for the year... Dylan Garand, your time to shine, big guy.
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SlimCliffy @slimcliffy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
doing a rare Saturday Ramblings and there are updates on Marchand, Morrissey, and Zuccarello, a note on Shesterkin's injury, top fantasy performances from last night, and early shot trends for Heineman, Tippett, and Parekh dobberhockey.com/2026/10/10/r...
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Ramblings: Updates on Morrissey, Marchand, Eklund, and Zuccarello; Shesterkin Injured; Shot Trends for Heineman, Tippett, and Parekh – October 10
Hey everyone. This is normally Ian’s day for Ramblings, but he has a family trip for Thanksgiving so I’m filling in for this Saturday. * The Winnipeg Jets provided an update on defenceman Josh M...
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SlimCliffy @slimcliffy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Mentioned it on the stream… yesterday (?)… but the Caps really do look like the real deal. It’s one thing to Win The Offseason but it’s another to actually play well and win games. Nice to have Logan Thompson as a safety net for the off nights, too.
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SlimCliffy @slimcliffy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This trailer played before Other Mommy and I gotta say… I’m in. No sequel/remake etc will ever live up to The Exorcist but the trailer made it seem like a different kind of story and it got me very interested.
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SlimCliffy @slimcliffy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Through five games, Porter Martone has taken just 5/57 of the Flyers' shot attempts with him on the ice. That is, comment dit-on, "not what you want".
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SlimCliffy @slimcliffy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Blackhawks giving Soderblom 2 out of every 5 starts is a clever way to sneak-tank a season.
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SlimCliffy @slimcliffy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A few years ago I doubled my RAM, bought a new internal SSD, and a 2 TB external. I didn’t really need any of it at the timebut had a decent DFS run and figured why not. This must be what it felt like to buy Apple stock in the 80s.
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SlimCliffy @slimcliffy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Joseph Woll is sitting with a .927 save percentage across three starts and is 0-3. I feel bad for Flyers fans, but this is tremendous content.
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SlimCliffy @slimcliffy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
fine. it's straight trash, homie.
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SlimCliffy @slimcliffy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Tweet-length review of Other Mommy: am I allowed to say I thought it was good but not great? Like, a 3.5/5 or 4/5 star movie, but I had sky-high hopes for it and it didn't quite get there. I know my expectations are my own problem. So it goes.
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SlimCliffy @slimcliffy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
LIVE with the Stokastic NHL DFS Strategy Show! We have 10 games on the slate, Promo Code: PUCKLUCK is 10% off for anyone wanting to try a weekly/monthly package, and @jrh002dfs.bsky.social and I are here to break it all down stokastic.com/pricing www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiAk...
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SlimCliffy @slimcliffy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
listen, love Arber, he's a great story, hope he can have a long career. He has not been good, fine, or even just slightly below-average to start the year. This is not the swap.
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SlimCliffy @slimcliffy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
today's Ramblings has injury news on Montembeault, PP news for Tampa, and early shot volume trends for Cuylle, McMann, Blake, and Adam Jiříček dobberhockey.com/2026/10/08/r...
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Ramblings: Updates on D’Astous, Montembeault, and Dickinson; Connor Scores Twice; Early Shot Trends for Blake, McMann, Cuylle, and More – October 8
An interesting note from Tampa Bay’s practice on Wednesday as reported by Diandra Loux. Defenceman Charles-Edouard D’Astous was slotted on the top PP unit alongside John Carlson with Brandon Hagel bei...
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SlimCliffy @slimcliffy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Here's a fun early stat: at 5v5, Calgary is +46 by shot attempts and -11 by goals through their three games. A crisp .833 PDO.
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SlimCliffy @slimcliffy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
those responsible for the erasure have been sacked
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SlimCliffy @slimcliffy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
CHI, CBJ, MIN isn't exactly a murderer's row of opponents, but if you're Lindy Ruff looking for your young forwards to take another leap this season, can't ask for a better start than that.
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SlimCliffy @slimcliffy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Sabres with Benson/Quinn on the ice at 5v5 through three games: +32 shot attempts +14 shots on goal +5 HD chances +2 goals (per @naturalstattrick.com)
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SlimCliffy @slimcliffy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It’s been a minute since I heard a rapper absolutely unleash a flamethrower on their peers but this is exactly that and Era Swan went o f f holy shit youtu.be/8pKwUBiHXvU?...
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SHE DISSED ICE SPICE, LOTTO, MEG AND MORE HER MESSAGE TO NICKI!!!
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SlimCliffy @slimcliffy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
noah... noah... no-ah gonna be-ah on the third line-ah much long-ah
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SlimCliffy @slimcliffy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
oh for sure, but i saw like -45 CF in five games or whatever it is and did the Looney Tunes Bug Eye thing
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SlimCliffy @slimcliffy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I was looking at this this morning and Laba is getting absolutely wrecked. Every other line is fine/good but Laba/Cuylle are getting completely crushed.
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SlimCliffy @slimcliffy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
was losing my mind this morning because the shot counts I had for players this year were not matching what was showing on NST or EH and it took me an hour to realize I was counting shots blocked by a player, not the shots they were taking that were blocked
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SlimCliffy @slimcliffy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
been working on something that shows overlapping TOI among fwds/d-men, splitting by EV/PP/PK. For this week's '10 Interesting Stats', I wrote about early trends at EV for Kesselring, Schaefer, Dumoulin, Šmits, Carlson, and more cliffys-hockey-analytics-department.ghost.io/10-interesti...
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10 Interesting (To Me) Stats For This Week - October 6, 2026
Welcome back to another edition of ’10 Interesting (To Me) Stats’. We are a week into the new NHL season so there isn’t very much useful data right now, but through the preseason I worked on a way to ...
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SlimCliffy @slimcliffy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
LIVE with the Stokastic NHL DFS Strategy Show! Nine games on the board, Promo Code: PUCKLUCK is 10% off for anyone wanting to try a weekly/monthly package, and @jrh002dfs.bsky.social and I are here to break it all down www.stokastic.com/pricing www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEET...
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SlimCliffy @slimcliffy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
maybe he's not the best coach for them right now but there really isn't a lot that can be done. How many coaches can realistically take this year's PHI roster to the playoffs in a Conference that is basically 15 teams deep?
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SlimCliffy @slimcliffy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
been working on something that shows overlapping TOI among fwds/d-men, splitting by EV/PP/PK. For this week's '10 Interesting Stats', I wrote about early trends at EV for Kesselring, Schaefer, Dumoulin, Šmits, Carlson, and more cliffys-hockey-analytics-department.ghost.io/10-interesti...
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10 Interesting (To Me) Stats For This Week - October 6, 2026
Welcome back to another edition of ’10 Interesting (To Me) Stats’. We are a week into the new NHL season so there isn’t very much useful data right now, but through the preseason I worked on a way to ...
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SlimCliffy @slimcliffy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
is it Tocchet or is it the players? I like Sanheim quite a bit, think Drysdale is starting to reach his potential, but the rest of that blue line is very underwhelming. They have a #2, a #4, and a bunch of #6, #7, or AHL guys. Their top two centres are both one slot too high. It's not great.
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SlimCliffy @slimcliffy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
unfortunately, the importance of things I can't forget and the things I can't remember is inverted
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SlimCliffy @slimcliffy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I know they had a very bad stretch in the middle of last season and still made playoffs but they had solid underlying numbers in that stretch; their goaltending was just putrid. The start to this season is not any of that.
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SlimCliffy @slimcliffy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I will shoot the Flyers some bail b/c in 13 games across the first four weeks, 10 are vs. playoff teams from last year (and one vs. NJD, who should be this year). But if they don't turn it around quick, those first 4 weeks turn into, like, a 1-9-3 stretch and the season is over before Halloween
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SlimCliffy @slimcliffy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I see you’re a man of culture as well
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SlimCliffy @slimcliffy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is low-key great sports night because any tweet of disdain or sadness could reference Bruins, Flyers, or Yankees fans and there are a lot of each on here
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SlimCliffy @slimcliffy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Think it’s only on Sportsnet+ it looks like
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SlimCliffy @slimcliffy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Nice now I can finish the last 20 minutes of this movie before watching Sharks/Stars.
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SlimCliffy @slimcliffy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Is Bruins/Sens not on TSN?
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SlimCliffy @slimcliffy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tweet-length review of Digger: first off, I'll say I very much enjoyed it. I think the two criticisms I'd levy are 1) it's 10 years too late and 2) self-indulgent. But I think the self-indulgence is the point, and that's why it works so well, but I get why it wouldn't be everyone's bag.
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