iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Ok fine in like 99.9% of all possible universes he doesn’t catch the ball. I’m ok with that call in that instance. Especially since the outcome of the game wasn’t affected. But I’m not an O’s fan and so don’t have the residual trauma

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slimchickens.bsky.social @slimchickens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Bill Lee might be the only person who hates the Yankees more than I do but there was no way Mesa was catching that ball

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slimchickens.bsky.social @slimchickens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

He said some tools are appropriate for people only once they have the appropriate knowledge and experience. Thr clear implication is that high school students are in the “don’t have the appropriate knowledge and experience” group when it comes to AI

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slimchickens.bsky.social @slimchickens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

OMG they had to nuke my university’s faculty only email group because like 5 of the usual reply-all people started arguing and insulting each other over the Trump grant cancellations and then it spiraled completely out of control from there. The reply all tax would have come in very handy

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slimchickens.bsky.social @slimchickens.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

He is somehow kinda making up for it but I expect a 2nd brutal play to make up for the 2 TDs

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slimchickens.bsky.social @slimchickens.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

My man looks like Mr Blonde just cut off Mr Potatohead’s ear because he wanted to know who the rat was

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slimchickens.bsky.social @slimchickens.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Enjoy your last few months of making everything worse before you get impeached, Russ

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slimchickens.bsky.social @slimchickens.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Jeez. Being blocked isn’t like being sent to a prison colony. If it’s that important to follow someone after you get blocked you can just log out and then look at their skeets. Or create a burner account.

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slimchickens.bsky.social @slimchickens.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

FFS all of this information was already easily available just as a result of being alive for Trump 1

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slimchickens.bsky.social @slimchickens.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I was feeling bad for your poor overworked students until I saw it was a graduate class. They can take it

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slimchickens.bsky.social @slimchickens.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

If it were in his nature to do due diligence he wouldn’t be who he is

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slimchickens.bsky.social @slimchickens.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Tonight I’m working on a 42 second lag. Fucking unplayable. Dammit fix this.

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slimchickens.bsky.social @slimchickens.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I also REALLY don’t understand how “you were in Atlanta and Willis was also in Atlanta” is a gotcha even if it had been true. Sooooo stupid

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slimchickens.bsky.social @slimchickens.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Missed opportunity in the latest season of Reacher

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slimchickens.bsky.social @slimchickens.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Why does that wombat appear to be the size of a bear?

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slimchickens.bsky.social @slimchickens.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I don’t think this is really true. If you look at the trend in his approval ratings it’s been pretty consistently downhill ever since he took office. There is no recent inflection point that would indicate gas is the reason. I think it’s the gradual accumulation of all the shit

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slimchickens.bsky.social @slimchickens.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Ugh man, recently I’ve had two close family members die and on top of everything else I’m honestly surprised I haven’t developed an addiction to krokodil or something

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slimchickens.bsky.social @slimchickens.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The lesbian bar isn’t the problem! It’s the lesbians trying to destroy the lesbian bar for ridiculous reasons that are the problem!

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slimchickens.bsky.social @slimchickens.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

“Claude steals work of actual scientists without crediting them”

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slimchickens.bsky.social @slimchickens.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

You’ll get yourself a new companion if you’re not careful. That’s how they hook you. Source:

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slimchickens.bsky.social @slimchickens.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

@blizzard.com How is it that I still can’t play Diablo IV 3 years after it came out because I still can’t connect to your stupid servers? Last night I had a 3s lag and today I can’t connect at all. Just give me an option to play the game offline. JFC

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slimchickens.bsky.social @slimchickens.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Well you would assume that the FBI was keeping it under wraps until Trump killed the investigation and then some people started talking…

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slimchickens.bsky.social @slimchickens.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

@drewmagary.bsky.social The Times is apparently taking over the poop stories beat from you

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slimchickens.bsky.social @slimchickens.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Why do these guys back off from their principles? They know damn well they’re gonna get hit with fearmongering ads either way so they might as well do the right thing

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slimchickens.bsky.social @slimchickens.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Is this the same gross shit Trump was airing constantly in the swing states 2 years ago or has it gotten even worse

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slimchickens.bsky.social @slimchickens.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Do we have any idea who the goat fuckers are/were? Literally anyway. Because all of them are metaphorical goat fuckers

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slimchickens.bsky.social @slimchickens.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

In my state it’s a retirement account instead of a pension. And also tbf I don’t begrudge the salary and benefits of cops. It would just be nice if HE workers were similarly compensated

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slimchickens.bsky.social @slimchickens.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Just call up the folks in Vineland if anyone wants to see how they are enjoying their still only partially operational data center

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slimchickens.bsky.social @slimchickens.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

And that’s before you factor in overtime, which pays extra for cops but and is completely unpaid for faculty despite more or less being an expectation of the job

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slimchickens.bsky.social @slimchickens.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

This complaint is crazy for many reasons, not least of which is that colleges are STARVING for students these days. Look around pretty much anywhere and you will see colleges going bankrupt because there aren’t enough students.

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slimchickens.bsky.social @slimchickens.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Cops and prison guards in my state can easily make 2x what tenured profs at the public colleges and unis do

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slimchickens.bsky.social @slimchickens.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I’ve been having a really shitty year and haven’t laughed this hard in at least 6 months. So I guess ….. thanks Kash. Also I hope you get impeached

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slimchickens.bsky.social @slimchickens.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Curious whether a date with Douthat or Ben Shapiro would make more money at a charity auction

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