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@slightlyagitated.bsky.social
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just sitting here in my trash dump

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slightly agitated trash mammal @slightlyagitated.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
i needs to happen
text; i really need an iced matcha latte. a meditation meme
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slightly agitated trash mammal @slightlyagitated.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
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slightly agitated trash mammal @slightlyagitated.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
americans all this week on rednote. 
allow cookies? why soitenly.
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slightly agitated trash mammal @slightlyagitated.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
it’s ~ happening ~
chicken bone broth
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slightly agitated trash mammal @slightlyagitated.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
wish i could stay online all day and shit post but SOMEONE gots to bring back the buddig beef
buddig beef packet. great for snacking recipes or sandwiches. smoked chopped pressed BEEF
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slightly agitated trash mammal @slightlyagitated.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
r i p. jimmy carter 🕊️
jimmy carter
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slightly agitated trash mammal @slightlyagitated.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
trying to survive the holidays like
baby bunny in water
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slightly agitated trash mammal @slightlyagitated.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
just finished last night! All A’s too. couldn’t have done it without u @littlewitchkay.bsky.social
metro man pointing at a random citizen
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slightly agitated trash mammal @slightlyagitated.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
finally done with school for winter! done with all this dumbass writing!
the thing i remember most about the 90’s is being born
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slightly agitated trash mammal @slightlyagitated.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
why am i still scared to look under my bed :(
drawing of arms holding someone from underneath the bed
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slightly agitated trash mammal @slightlyagitated.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
how it feels to post. rabbit at a mic
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slightly agitated trash mammal @slightlyagitated.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
who wants a hit of the penjamin??
love to hit a blinker right about now
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slightly agitated trash mammal @slightlyagitated.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
angels surrounding the earth

my whole bloodline chanting my name to call the rude man at the dspensary 
old, ugly, and a dick
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slightly agitated trash mammal @slightlyagitated.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
pair of pears
pear brie and honey tarts
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slightly agitated trash mammal @slightlyagitated.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
boom roasted!
roasted brussel sprouts
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slightly agitated trash mammal @slightlyagitated.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
sprout of this world 🌱
brussel sprout and butter
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slightly agitated trash mammal @slightlyagitated.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
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slightly agitated trash mammal @slightlyagitated.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
can’t a motherfucker live a life?
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slightly agitated trash mammal @slightlyagitated.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
yeah, what he said
brisket frog
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slightly agitated trash mammal @slightlyagitated.bsky.social · 01/10/2024
i’m literally so locked in rn
spongebob working on his homework
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slightly agitated trash mammal @slightlyagitated.bsky.social · 01/10/2024
i’m doing it!
spongebob with a pencil
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slightly agitated trash mammal @slightlyagitated.bsky.social · 01/10/2024
i think i’m on to something
spongebob at desk
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slightly agitated trash mammal @slightlyagitated.bsky.social · 30/09/2024
no one ask me to do nothin
hedgehog on the bed
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slightly agitated trash mammal @slightlyagitated.bsky.social · 19/08/2024
me rn
she werewolf howlin
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slightly agitated trash mammal @slightlyagitated.bsky.social · 28/06/2024
biden vs trump presidential debate 2024 4k ultra HD 60fps
biden vs trump presidential debate 2024 4k ultra HD 60fps
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slightly agitated trash mammal @slightlyagitated.bsky.social · 23/05/2024
entering my dale gribble era 🪳🪳🪳
Pest Control Job Ad
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slightly agitated trash mammal @slightlyagitated.bsky.social · 22/05/2024
25 more days until i can backup my computer. ifykyk
no backups for 1999 days - the most recent backup did not complete because your computer was running on battery
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slightly agitated trash mammal @slightlyagitated.bsky.social · 22/05/2024
it ain’t easy being cheesy
chester cheeto
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slightly agitated trash mammal @slightlyagitated.bsky.social · 22/05/2024
man labeled “weed” kissing woman labeled “me”
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slightly agitated trash mammal @slightlyagitated.bsky.social · 21/05/2024
applying for jobs is HARD
what would you say to a guest who has clearly had too much to drink? What would you do following that statement?

u really got buzzed off of 4 glasses of wine?? OKLOSER it’s obvi u cant hangwhat would you say to a guest who has clearly had too much to drink? What would you do following that statement?

hey big guy can you NOT
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slightly agitated trash mammal @slightlyagitated.bsky.social · 21/05/2024
showing results for “chatgpt”
search instead for “shat gbt”
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slightly agitated trash mammal @slightlyagitated.bsky.social · 21/05/2024
breaking free of the chains of realizing it doesn’t matter if i’m crazy because im hot
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slightly agitated trash mammal @slightlyagitated.bsky.social · 17/05/2024
note to my haterz
idgaf if you hate me. i’m getting cuter and sillier everyday. cow on skateboard
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slightly agitated trash mammal @slightlyagitated.bsky.social · 11/04/2024
i made this very loose, 3 column, house spider identification sheet for my friends. pls enjoy and don’t get bit by a brown recluse! 🕷️ 🕸️
homemade spider id sheet. 

house spider - has pattern on abdomen, pedipalps, thicker and fuzzy legs. 

cellar spider - super thin legs, has a head and body pattern, teardrop shaped body. 

brown recluse spider - has head pattern, ombré legs, is brown +red, i wanna say these pedipalps are defining.
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slightly agitated trash mammal @slightlyagitated.bsky.social · 09/04/2024
absolutely unreal.
wavy lines from the eclipseshitty but real photo of solar eclipse
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slightly agitated trash mammal @slightlyagitated.bsky.social · 17/03/2024
man lying in bush with text saying i get knocked down but i get up again you are never gonna keep me down
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slightly agitated trash mammal @slightlyagitated.bsky.social · 13/03/2024
FINE THEN i’ll thug it out
bob burger belcher saying okay, fine but i’m going to complain the whole time
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slightly agitated trash mammal @slightlyagitated.bsky.social · 08/03/2024
nextdoor is not ok lmao
screenshot of someone going crazy on nextdoor
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slightly agitated trash mammal @slightlyagitated.bsky.social · 06/03/2024
yeahhh boi i lived through the flu
white french bulldog looking stupid but lovable
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slightly agitated trash mammal @slightlyagitated.bsky.social · 27/02/2024
magical fairy cow that’s saying “me after i get 10hrs of screen time” with a smiley face
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slightly agitated trash mammal @slightlyagitated.bsky.social · 25/02/2024
this is it! idk what i’m going to them yet but this spider has spunk
pic of a juvenile grammostola pulchra or a brazilian black tarantula
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slightly agitated trash mammal @slightlyagitated.bsky.social · 24/02/2024
a spooky stairwell with the words, i have to be the most esoteric bitch in here.
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slightly agitated trash mammal @slightlyagitated.bsky.social · 24/02/2024
and we are gay and we write poetry together
three cats with the words me and the gang pulling up to the convention to be whimsical and silly
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slightly agitated trash mammal @slightlyagitated.bsky.social · 24/02/2024
i’m not delusional just hot and right. a corner of old room with a wheelchair and gurney
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slightly agitated trash mammal @slightlyagitated.bsky.social · 24/02/2024
where i’m girlblogging from. dark room with stacks of old computers
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slightly agitated trash mammal @slightlyagitated.bsky.social · 22/02/2024
this is me, IF YOU EVEN CARE
a yasmin bratz doll grinding real life sized grindera yasmin bratz doll rolling a real life sized jointa yasmin bratz doll holding a real life sized jointa yasmin bratz doll holding a real life sized joint that is burning
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slightly agitated trash mammal @slightlyagitated.bsky.social · 20/02/2024
it’s too early for this
cartoon turtle with a shocked expression text that reads when homie bite joint referring to when your homie bites the joint on accident
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slightly agitated trash mammal @slightlyagitated.bsky.social · 19/02/2024
man standing in flames lookin unamused text that reads Sparkle OFF. it’s monday get back to work
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slightly agitated trash mammal @slightlyagitated.bsky.social · 19/02/2024
a shirtless gibby at an icarly party saying what are you, a cop?
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slightly agitated trash mammal @slightlyagitated.bsky.social · 19/02/2024
my son
blurry squashed picture of a white french bulldog
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