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@slightlimp.bsky.social
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Born and Raised Las Vegan. Born and raised LA Dodgers fan. Born and raised liberal. Retired juvenile probation officer/supervisor. Reader of Sci-Fi. Lover of all good music. Recognizes and occasionally worships the Giant Silver Tortoise in the Sky.

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slightlimp.bsky.social @slightlimp.bsky.social · 6h
They're eating the cats! They're eating the dogs! They're chopping off penises!
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slightlimp.bsky.social @slightlimp.bsky.social · 13h
Fare thee well, Katie. We hardly knew ye. Just as ye hardly knew what the ufck ye were doing.
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slightlimp.bsky.social @slightlimp.bsky.social · 15h
He goes in as the lying, dishonest, grifting, bankrupted, corrupt, pedo "star" of The Apprentice and comes out (with all the same characteristics) as president of the United States. That is far, far worse than any other scenario I can think of.
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slightlimp.bsky.social @slightlimp.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I live on an acre in the Southern Nevada desert. I have a lot of lizards in my yard. No bugs. No spiders. Lizards. Lizards are our natural pest controllers. But, one time I watched one of the lizards eat a small baby quail. Ugh.
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slightlimp.bsky.social @slightlimp.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Is there an abbreviation for the word abbreviate? A contraction for the word contraction? Trump is a p.o.s.
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slightlimp.bsky.social @slightlimp.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Did Abbott and/or Costello write this genius skit? If not, who did?
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slightlimp.bsky.social @slightlimp.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Give him a partial Nobel Peace Prize; known as the Nope.
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slightlimp.bsky.social @slightlimp.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Trumputin.
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slightlimp.bsky.social @slightlimp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The end of all things? Please and thank you.
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slightlimp.bsky.social @slightlimp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Can you imagine a nation twice electing a corrupt grifting egomaniacal pedophile to be its president? Holy shit! It really did happen.
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slightlimp.bsky.social @slightlimp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Arsonist/Firefighter. Buy a structure. Set structure ablaze. Heroically put out the fire. Collect insurance money. But on a much, much larger scale.
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slightlimp.bsky.social @slightlimp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Despite my intense dislike for the disgusting orange stained piece of human excrement, I try not to criticize, belittle or take satisfaction in his having health issues. I do wish him gone, though. Permanently gone. And soon. Know what I mean?
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slightlimp.bsky.social @slightlimp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Christa Pike. Geezus ufcking Cryst.
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slightlimp.bsky.social @slightlimp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Spot on but why the *?
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slightlimp.bsky.social @slightlimp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I wasn't alive to experience it...the "Roaring 20s" were followed by a not so much fun 30s. Seems as if we may be on a hundred year cycle of stupidity. With our current "leadership", it looks as if it's a lock to happen again.
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slightlimp.bsky.social @slightlimp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Chri$tian
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slightlimp.bsky.social @slightlimp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I wonder how much $$ each of them donated to tRump's re-election or to tRump's causes/projects.
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slightlimp.bsky.social @slightlimp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
First thing to do....hug your coaches and teammates. Then, immediately call your mom. Good luck in the bigs. Go get 'em!
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slightlimp.bsky.social @slightlimp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Under the Biden administration, Trump VooDoo dolls were $7.95.
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slightlimp.bsky.social @slightlimp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Trump did want to reopen San Quentin....
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slightlimp.bsky.social @slightlimp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Remember when he said he could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue, shoot somebody and still would not lose voters? He meant rape a child.
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slightlimp.bsky.social @slightlimp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We'd have no chance against an army of kittens.
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slightlimp.bsky.social @slightlimp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You should stop...when that lying pedo rapist is sitting in either his prison cell or rotting away in a pine box. And then you can use the word "was" instead of "is"
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slightlimp.bsky.social @slightlimp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
What the fuck? Watch your gourd damn language!
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slightlimp.bsky.social @slightlimp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This photo is of a windmill styled building in Solvang, California. About an hour north of Santa Barbara. A cool Danish town in the beautiful Santa Ynez Valley. This windmill, though. Once you see it you can't unsee it. Intentional?
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slightlimp.bsky.social @slightlimp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Can't see your cat pic....I rendered myself blind after seeing your last self portrait.
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slightlimp.bsky.social @slightlimp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
They're eating the dogs! They're eating the cats! We're not eating bananas!
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slightlimp.bsky.social @slightlimp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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slightlimp.bsky.social @slightlimp.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
He's going to leave behind a terribly stinky orange stain that is going to take years of scrubbing to remove.
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slightlimp.bsky.social @slightlimp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The central coast of California.
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slightlimp.bsky.social @slightlimp.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Frazier Crane was a great character and very well portrayed. Frazier was a great show. Kelsey Grammar. Nope. He sucks.
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slightlimp.bsky.social @slightlimp.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Wimpy's Endless Burger Feast
ALT: Wimpy's Endless Burger Feast
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slightlimp.bsky.social @slightlimp.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I faithfully worship the Giant Silver Tortoise that lives in the sky and poops down miracles. I think I'm being duped when I tithe 15% of my income to the Mighty Cloud King. He's the Giant Silver Tortoise's celestial rep. But, he never responds to my telepathic summons. You think I'm being fooled?
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slightlimp.bsky.social @slightlimp.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Great performance. Great stick skills. All that was missing was the middle school orchestra breaking in with some Led Zeppelin.
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slightlimp.bsky.social @slightlimp.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
With the help of bran cereal and coffee, I build a monument to Trump every morning.
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slightlimp.bsky.social @slightlimp.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Hello from the soon to be a trickle Colorado River southwest. I live in Las Vegas. Developers keep developing, builders keep building, construction keeps constructing. Drought keeps droughting. Rain not raining. Snow not snowing. Lake Mead disappearing. Lake Powell disappearing. $$$>H2O=☠️
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slightlimp.bsky.social @slightlimp.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I was fortunate enough to be able to see Marcus Haynes, Meadowlark Lemon, Curly Neal and the rest of the Globetrotters play. They were the very best ambassadors of sport, of joy and of love. The Harlem Globetrotters will always be special.
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slightlimp.bsky.social @slightlimp.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Which brings up the age old question; how do you tell the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
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slightlimp.bsky.social @slightlimp.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The cost of having a sweet tooth is ridiculously high.
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slightlimp.bsky.social @slightlimp.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Quick! Get her a cabinet position in the Trump administration.
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Frank Sinatra - Wicked Witchcraft
ALT: Frank Sinatra - Wicked Witchcraft
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slightlimp.bsky.social @slightlimp.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Here's his arch...
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Ronald McDonald Dancing Under Golden Arches
ALT: Ronald McDonald Dancing Under Golden Arches
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slightlimp.bsky.social @slightlimp.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"than see me win." That's what it's all about, him. His ego. His name. His brand. This corrupt, grifting, orange stained piece of human excrement would rather see people killed and countries greatly suffer than have his named be tainted. News for you, Donny. Your name is shit.
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slightlimp.bsky.social @slightlimp.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I'm reading this post and posting this comment on my Apple Mac desktop computer. I'm now making myself sick.
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slightlimp.bsky.social @slightlimp.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
That was a great run and a great goal. My shot after all those deft touches would have gone well over the top.
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slightlimp.bsky.social @slightlimp.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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slightlimp.bsky.social @slightlimp.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Ssshhh, quiet...the orange stained piece of human excrement wants to take his nap.
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slightlimp.bsky.social @slightlimp.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Prior to Trump's election in 2016, my then 73 year old sister told me she was very afraid of what this country would become under Trump's "leadership." I told her of our checks & balances; the Supreme Court, Congress, the Senate. I was so wrong and she was so damn right. Buckle up, America!
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slightlimp.bsky.social @slightlimp.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Religion...it's such a shitty, man-made construct.
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slightlimp.bsky.social @slightlimp.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
UFCK MAGA! UFCK THE UFC! UFCK NAZIS! UFCK TRUMP!
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slightlimp.bsky.social @slightlimp.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I had a dog (shepherd mix) that could easily jump over a six foot block wall. I found her sleeping on the roof of our house a couple of times. I had another dog (collie) that didn't like getting his paws wet so I had to carry him over puddles when we were taking walks.
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