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Dan "Dan Schultz" Schultz

@slifty.bsky.social
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Dan "Dan Schultz" Schultz @slifty.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"President Trump closed the event by having the crowd pledge an oath to him." Totally normal, not a cult.
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Scott Klein @kleinmatic.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I think the algorithm needs more algorithming.
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Dan "Dan Schultz" Schultz @slifty.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Full disosure… this repo was made for the sole purpose of creating a screen shot for a gag in a slack. Now I suppose we have to try to make it real 🤔
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Dan "Dan Schultz" Schultz @slifty.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I think claude might be high.
In a room and dialled into as well. Travel is the binding constraint, so the room wins.
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Chris Zubak-Skees @zubakskees.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The AI code is so much better than a human could write! Do not look at it, though! I beg you not directly at it, or you will spend all day fixing it.
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Dan "Dan Schultz" Schultz @slifty.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Completely different wave forms. They are spot on -- how could he NOT have been replaced.
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Dan "Dan Schultz" Schultz @slifty.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
One of the best things happening in journalism right now is what The Onion is doing with Infowars -- theonion.info Such a critical source of real true news, I had no idea that #AlexJonesIsDead
theonion.info
InfoWars
Welcome to the real InfoWars
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Dan "Dan Schultz" Schultz @slifty.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Climate-change-driven death heat plus an Idiocracy-style authoritarian dominating our ability to celebrate the 250th anniversary of the United States aligns pretty well with my understanding of how things are going.
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Dan "Dan Schultz" Schultz @slifty.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
After the damage they have done, I am definitely not going to be inviting any of the Supreme Court justices to my 40th birthday party.
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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
This is pretty much it.
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Dan "Dan Schultz" Schultz @slifty.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Does shaving cream go bad? How many decades can it last?
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Dan "Dan Schultz" Schultz @slifty.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
When I click unsubscribe from the Social Security Administration's propaganda emails I get to this page. "and delete your account" <-- what.
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Dan "Dan Schultz" Schultz @slifty.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
(1) Refugees have to wait a year before they can apply for green cards (2) Green card applications from certain countries are no longer being processed, and (3) As of a few days ago, DHS is now arresting refugees who do not have green cards after 365 days. cwsglobal.org/blog/daily-s...
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Daily State of Play: Trump’s Indefinite Refugee Ban and Funding Halt | CWS
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Dan "Dan Schultz" Schultz @slifty.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
AP news doesn't even have the word Epstein on it's front page 🫥
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Dan "Dan Schultz" Schultz @slifty.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
In Feb, 2006, Southwest Airlines' "Spirit Magazine" had a pizza article and dubbed Mineo's Pizza, Pittsburgh, the best pizza in the United States. I shared this news with my friends at Carnegie Mellon and cite it to this day. 20 years later they're all demanding proof; please help me find a copy.
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Dan "Dan Schultz" Schultz @slifty.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
"She was just a mother who dropped her kid off at school."
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Dan "Dan Schultz" Schultz @slifty.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
IT HAS SNOWN.
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Dan "Dan Schultz" Schultz @slifty.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Chat GPT but it calls you daddy
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Dan "Dan Schultz" Schultz @slifty.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Ultimately this was a good adventure. I hope the cooling racks did not melt, as apparently those were supposed to be removed; I will find out when the oven lets me back inside.
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Dan "Dan Schultz" Schultz @slifty.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
It's been an hour and the smoke stopped 30m ago; I have since looked up what this feature actually does and apparently *I* have to clean up "ash residue" when it's done. Auto clean? more like "human clean" amirite?
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Dan "Dan Schultz" Schultz @slifty.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Hosting Thanksgiving tomorrow for 35 people; I do firmly believe tonight was the right time to try out the oven's auto-clean feature.
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Dan "Dan Schultz" Schultz @slifty.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
On the bright side it was, in fact, cayenne pepper
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Dan "Dan Schultz" Schultz @slifty.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
PSA: if you have a spice jar labeled "cayenne pepper" and you look at it and think it looks more like chili powder do *not* put your nose up to the jar and sniff in order to make that determination.
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
"This is not normal. We cannot allow this to feel normal."
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Dan "Dan Schultz" Schultz @slifty.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Absolutely schooled by my 10 year old. It starts...
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Dan "Dan Schultz" Schultz @slifty.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
LaGuardia Famiglia looks *nothing* like the airport. Kinda neat tho!
The LaGuardia Famiglia pizzaria and church.
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Dan "Dan Schultz" Schultz @slifty.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Let the record show that I do not believe the Democratic party should cave to the GoP's brutish tactics in this shutdown. (That said, I also don't rely on SNAP and would be very interested to know what that community actually wants...)
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Dan "Dan Schultz" Schultz @slifty.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
#MozFest has been such a great chance to re-connect with friends, colleagues, and collective visions. It's clearly time to start leaning into creating Bad Ideas again.
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Dan "Dan Schultz" Schultz @slifty.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
apnews.com/article/demo... Imagine being a major news source and not even knowing what party controls all three branches of the U.S. Government.
apnews.com
Democrats voted for a shutdown. Now they have to find a way out
Senate Democrats kept their promise to reject any Republican spending bill that didn’t extend or restore health care benefits, choosing instead to force a government shutdown.
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Dan "Dan Schultz" Schultz @slifty.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
My 10 y/o wants a COVID booster for the fall. I had to explain to her that we don't know exactly what will happen yet because our country is being led by people who don't understand science and won't allow kids to get healthcare. I don't care what your politics are, that is her lived reality.
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Will McKinley @willmckinley.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
My 80-year-old aunt told me she "got tired of streaming" and is borrowing DVDs from her library again. So I checked it out and they have an amazing selection. Blu-rays too, from Criterion, Kino Lorber and other boutique labels. #PhysicalMedia #FilmSky
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Dan "Dan Schultz" Schultz @slifty.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
It took a 2-week tech detox vacation for me to finally see that four screens MIGHT be too many screens.
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Dan "Dan Schultz" Schultz @slifty.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
LLMs should be ranked in terms of equivalence to various answer services. Does it beat Yahoo Answers => Quora => Twitter => Your Very Confident Cousin => TikTok => Reddit => etc.
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Dan "Dan Schultz" Schultz @slifty.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
The Social Security Administration just emailed me political propaganda. This country is in rough shape.
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Dan "Dan Schultz" Schultz @slifty.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH ALL THESE CUCUMBERS
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Dan "Dan Schultz" Schultz @slifty.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Got an email from Democratic party administrators warning that ActBlue is likely to be targeted by the Trump administration. As a local candidate this would affect my ability to receive online donations and file campaign finance reports. This is not a normal thing to need to worry about.
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Dan "Dan Schultz" Schultz @slifty.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
I can finally say I have left my mark on this world.
A artisanally crafted trash can patio.
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Dan "Dan Schultz" Schultz @slifty.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Our trade balance will be zero if there is no trade any more :logic:
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Dan "Dan Schultz" Schultz @slifty.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I also saw this thingy (related to the "tariffs" that we are "being charged")
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Dan "Dan Schultz" Schultz @slifty.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
I am choosing to believe that carve-out item (5) "bullion" is a typo'd reference to bouillon cubes. NO TARIFFS ON SOUP.
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Dan "Dan Schultz" Schultz @slifty.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Yes :( "Mr. Trump announced a 10% baseline tariff for all U.S. trading partners, to go into effect on April 5. He also announced more reciprocal tariffs against the "worst offenders," which will go into effect on April 9." (Source: www.cbsnews.com/live-updates...)
cbsnews.com
Trump tariffs live updates on "Liberation Day" after announcement of baseline 10% reciprocal tariffs
President Trump announced new reciprocal tariffs on Wednesday, which he dubbed "Liberation Day."
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Dan "Dan Schultz" Schultz @slifty.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Plus an additional 10% "baseline" tariff on all of the above (so add 10%)
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Dan "Dan Schultz" Schultz @slifty.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
If this guy would just increase the tariff on font sizes by 400% maybe we would be able to read his stupid chart.
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Dan "Dan Schultz" Schultz @slifty.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
The list goes on... Racine: Was +6.2 Trump, is +1.2 Crawford (7.4 point swing) Eau Claire: Was +11 Harris , is +25 Crawford (14 point swing) St. Croix: Was +17 Trump, is +8 Schimel (9 point swing)
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Dan "Dan Schultz" Schultz @slifty.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Some counties with >95% in: Kenosha: +6.2 Trump → +6 Crawford Outagamie: +10 Trump → +0.2 Crawford Rock: Was +7.3 Harris →+19 Crawford Fond du Lac: +29 Trump → +21 Schimel Racine: +6.2 Trump → +1.2 Crawford Rock: +7.3 Harris → +19 Crawford I appreciate these swings.
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Dan "Dan Schultz" Schultz @slifty.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
bsky.app/profile/slif...
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 25/03/2025
Trump just signed an executive order banning vote by mail and ordering the defunding of any state that does not follow through with it as well as engage in massive voter roll purges. There won't be free and fair elections ever again. If you're waiting for 2026, it's already too late.
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Dan "Dan Schultz" Schultz @slifty.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
It's been a week and I'm still thinking about this exchange.
Person A: "I pulled a muscle (or something) in my neck while drying my hair this morning and now i cannot look left or up"

Person B: "That sounds down-right painful."
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Dan "Dan Schultz" Schultz @slifty.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Just imagine what kinds of conversations they are having over on Telegram!
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