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Seth “Football Collector”

@slessans.bsky.social
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Collector of Footballs, big sports fan including NFL, UFL, CFL, Nationals, and Capitals. I cover sports business, TV, and more. People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive in another universe. 
**All opinions are my own** linktr.ee/slessans

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Seth “Football Collector” @slessans.bsky.social · 9h
An Haiku to the Logitech MX Master 3S mouse! Logitech mouse works while charging, and that scroll wheel brings me so much joy 🙇‍♂️
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Seth “Football Collector” @slessans.bsky.social · 19h
I’m not superstitious but I just marked “lucky” on my underwear and undershirt to indicate what I was wearing when the Commanders beat the Seahawks. One can never be too careful. #NFL | #HTTC | #Commanders | #RaiseHail
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Seth “Football Collector” @slessans.bsky.social · 20h
The Steelers are trading Joey Porter Jr. to the Cowboys. 🤮 #NFL | #Cowboys | #Steelers
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Seth “Football Collector” @slessans.bsky.social · 20h
DirecTV gives customers free Disney+ and Hulu and now you can upgrade to commercial-free for only $9.99 a month. That’s a good deal.
Promotional card for "Disney+, Hulu Bundle Premium" offering "$12.99 off Disney+, Hulu Bundle Premium." Shows a strikethrough price of $21.99/mo. discounted to $9/mo. Includes a button labeled "+ Add".
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Seth “Football Collector” @slessans.bsky.social · 20h
Stupid Red Sox! #MLB | #BOSvsNYY | #ALWildCard
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Seth “Football Collector” @slessans.bsky.social · 21h
Oh Dear God, I hope ESPN doesn’t add Pat McAfee to the MNF football booth. I guess that’s why God invented the mute button.
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Seth “Football Collector” @slessans.bsky.social · 21h
Umbrel now supports virtualization. So this headless server can run Windows, Linux, etc., right in a web browser. In this case, I'm running Ubuntu.👏🏻
A screen capture shows a web browser running Umbrel, displaying a virtual desktop window titled "Ubuntu Desktop" against a blurred background. The Ubuntu interface features a dark purple wallpaper with a raccoon-like logo inside a stylized sunburst, a top bar showing the date and time "Oct 1 02:25," a vertical app dock on the left, and a "Home" folder icon on the desktop. To the right of the Ubuntu window is a vertical toolbar with floating control icons, including fullscreen, settings, sound, and power buttons. Below the window, a bottom dock displays various icons for media, terminal, and system monitoring applications. Browser tabs and bookmarks for websites such as YouTube, Wikipedia, and Amazon are visible across the top of the browser window.
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Seth “Football Collector” @slessans.bsky.social · 21h
Every single politician has found their way into my texts tonight to let me know they are running out of time and need money. Why are we like this as a country?
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Seth “Football Collector” @slessans.bsky.social · 21h
One of my proudest builds for PostChorus was our release manager. I hated how much work it took to deploy updates, so I created a tool that takes a zip file, uploads and decompresses it, and runs a schedulable deployment agent. It’s great.
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Sara, no H @syntherella.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Someone at Giant spent a lot of time on this display and I feel like it should be acknowledged
Nfl shield and two footballs made of stacked 12 packs
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Seth “Football Collector” @slessans.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#MLB | #CHWvsHOU | #ALWildCard
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Seth “Football Collector” @slessans.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Stupid Braves! #MLB | #PHIvsATL | #NLWildCard
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Seth “Football Collector” @slessans.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This quest to build data centers reminds me of the 70’s-80’s shopping mall boom. Oversaturation just means at some point there will be wasted space. The best solution is enable people to host local LLMs. Let the data centers assist with load balancing, but let on-device models do the lifting.
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Seth “Football Collector” @slessans.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m sort of torn by the outcome of this game. But I guess I have to go with the Braves. #MLB | #PHIvsATL | #NLWildCard
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Seth “Football Collector” @slessans.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Jayden Daniels has been working out in London, but I wouldn’t rush him back to the field. But it is reassuring to see him working out. #NFL | #HTTC | #Commanders | #RaiseHail
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Seth “Football Collector” @slessans.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Amazon Prime has extended Kirk Herbstreit for its NFL coverage. No terms have been announced. #NFL | #TNF
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Jake Henry @stljakeh.com · 30/09/2026
Also of note: The rosters are going with the coaches. Stallions Roster → Rhode Island Houston → Dallas Dallas → Colorado
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Seth “Football Collector” @slessans.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I got my digital “I voted” sticker in my email today. And no, I did not trust the USPS with my ballot.
An oval emblem celebrating the 250th anniversary of the Declaration of Independence. The outer frame features the black, gold, red, and white patterns of the Maryland state flag. A black ring around the inner circle contains white text reading "DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE" along the top curve, flanked by three white stars on each side, and "250TH ANNIVERSARY" along the bottom curve. 

Inside the central gold circle, an outline map of Maryland sits behind a white illustration of the Maryland State House dome. Above the dome, white text displays "1776 – 2026". A red ribbon draped across the lower portion of the emblem bears the text "Maryland ★ Voter" in white script.
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Seth “Football Collector” @slessans.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My paycheck as soon as it hits the bank.
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Seth “Football Collector” @slessans.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The UFL has announced the following headcoaching assignments. Rick Neuheisel will be taking over the Colorado team. AJ McCarron will be taking over Rhode Island. Kevin Sumlin, who was coaching Houston, will be taking over the Dallas HC position. #UFL
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Seth “Football Collector” @slessans.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Really, this just sounds like a shitty family.
An alligator in a river with a boat in the background.
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Seth “Football Collector” @slessans.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
PostChorus enrollments are now open to everyone. The iPhone and Android apps are in testing, but the web app is fully functional thanks to Apple’s development requirements. If you’re interested in trying us out, there is a 14-day free trial. postchorus.app
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Seth “Football Collector” @slessans.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Do you realize that at some point in time, someone got the brilliant idea of putting beef in a bread loaf pan and was like, “Here’s a loaf of meat?”
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Seth “Football Collector” @slessans.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's just another manic Tuesday. I wish it were a Sunday, because that's my fun day, my I don't have to run day. It's just another manic Tuesday.
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Matt Norlander @norlander.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Literally seconds before he picked off Hurts. This is the funniest thing I've seen all day.
TJ Edwards listening to the Eagles' huddle.
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Seth “Football Collector” @slessans.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yay, Bears! #NFL | #PHIvsCHI | #MNF
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Seth “Football Collector” @slessans.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Rest in peace, Mr. Belding. pst.moi/KdM8H2Q7
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Seth “Football Collector” @slessans.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just submitted PostChorus to the Android Play Store. 🤞
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Seth “Football Collector” @slessans.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Stupid Bears! #NFL | #PHIvsCHI | #MNF
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Seth “Football Collector” @slessans.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Victory Monday turned into victory my car’s a piece of shit day.
A view from the driver's seat looking over the digital instrument cluster dashboard of a vehicle. The screen displays a warning message reading "Secondary Collision Brake System Malfunction. Visit Your Dealer." The dashboard speedometer reads 0 MPH, the temperature is 64°F, the battery is at 64% with 156 miles of range remaining, and multiple yellow and red warning lights are illuminated on either side of the display.Close-up of a digital car dashboard display displaying a critical warning message: "Braking Power Low, Stop in a Safe Place, See Owner's Manual." The speedometer reads 0 MPH in Drive (D), with battery at 64% and 156 miles of range. Multiple warning indicator lights are illuminated in green, orange, and red around the screen, including brake warnings, traction control, and collision avoidance alerts. Outside the windshield, a parking garage roof and buildings are visible under an overcast sky.
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Seth “Football Collector” @slessans.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Commanders are expected to re-sign RB Austin Ekeler. #NFL | #HTTC | #Commanders | #RaiseHail
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Seth “Football Collector” @slessans.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bad news for the Commanders as Linebacker Leo Chenal to have season-ending neck surgery. #NFL | #HTTC | #Commanders | #RaiseHail
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Seth “Football Collector” @slessans.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Happy victory Monday to those who celebrate. #NFL | #HTTC | #Commanders | #RaiseHail
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Seth “Football Collector” @slessans.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wow! What a killer for the Rams. Pick six! #NFL | #LARvsDEN | #SNF
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Seth “Football Collector” @slessans.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So now the Broncos are making it a game…right after I take my sleeping pill. #NFL | #LARvsDEN | #SNF
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Seth “Football Collector” @slessans.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bo knows touchdowns! #NFL | #LARvsDEN | #SNF
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Seth “Football Collector” @slessans.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I made some changes to the Android app to fix the crashing on the Gifs pane and did it all during halftime. So proud.
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Seth “Football Collector” @slessans.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This game isn’t holding my attention. #NFL | #LARvsDEN | #SNF
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Seth “Football Collector” @slessans.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The AP Top 25 is out now. Not much in the way of surprises. pst.moi/xTUszWC6 #CFB
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Seth “Football Collector” @slessans.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Software is hard. PostChrorus keeps crashing when trying to open the Gif pane. 😫
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Seth “Football Collector” @slessans.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Spent today fixing an issue on the Mastodon server that prevented certain profile pictures and headers from loading.
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Seth “Football Collector” @slessans.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
For the love of God, can we please move away from Carrie Underwood? #NFL | #LARvsDEN | #SNF
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Seth “Football Collector” @slessans.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
With all the football stuff going on, I forgot to troll the Mets. Despite having a huge payroll, they finished 5th in the NL East. They lost to my Nats who did not finish last in the NL East. #MLB | #Nationals | #NATITUDE
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Seth “Football Collector” @slessans.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My goal tonight is to post exclusively from PostChrorus for Android. It needs some work, but it's looking good.
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Seth “Football Collector” @slessans.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wow! What an amazing ending! #NFL | #BALvsDAL
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Seth “Football Collector” @slessans.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The best nap is a Sunday football on tv nap. #NFL
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Seth “Football Collector” @slessans.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#NFL | #HTTC | #Commanders | #RaiseHail
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Seth “Football Collector” @slessans.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There you go king Henry! #NFL | #BALvsDAL
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Seth “Football Collector” @slessans.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nats won! #MLB | #Nationals | #NATITUDE
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Seth “Football Collector” @slessans.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Stupid Ravens! #NFL | #BALvsDAL
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