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@slepr.bsky.social
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terminally shower thinking halfa like a mango-apple smoothie i deal in romance and romance accessories damn and straight

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Sleeper @slepr.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
The biggest thing about missing my ex is that I miss feeling safe Like in each other's arms there was a sense of tranquility Like everything would be alright I know it was probably a hormone that made me feel that way I miss feeling having someone to make me feel like things would turn out
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Sleeper @slepr.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Ocarina of Time remake looks fine 26 years ago people were clamouring for a "realistic" Zelda well guess what you're at least getting a really detailed one We've barely seen any footage anyway so don't put the cart before the horse
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Sleeper @slepr.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
God damn im kinda sad now that nintendo direct was so bad 50 minutes of meh Kh4 with 0 new gameplay, only a confirmation Thumb wrestling (glad wuhu island is back tho) And Ocarina of Time w/absolutely zero gameplay Yaaaaayyyy Nintendo lost 2026
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Sleeper @slepr.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
It's like your ego is so big that you need people to be wow'd by how HARD your life has been and you NEED the empathy to fulfill you, oh god, life would be a lot more miserable if you didn't have 10+ people validating your awful life, but you're fine now! How strong and beautiful you are! Blegh.
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Sleeper @slepr.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I hate when people humble dump. Yes, I know you've had a lot of injury and trauma in your past. No, I don't need to hear how hard it was for you and how you're making light of it now. I literally only have so much empathy and patience, I can't be forced to spend it all on you.
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Florence Ashley @floralashes.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I’m an autistic law professor whose first language is French. You can pry those em-dashes from my cold dead hands.
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Sleeper @slepr.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Am I dead yet
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Sleeper @slepr.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
It's been 10 years since my ex confessed to my on Valentine's day, 7 since my heart has been broken. Amd I have not been able to move the needle of romance in any way, shape, or form since. Happy Valentine's day, motherfuckers.
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Sleeper @slepr.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
nice bro, first time in a monthy i visit bluesky and my front page has immidiate misandry yall are so hateful
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Sleeper @slepr.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
That trailer was just a tide over for the disaster that was the Fallout 76 launch, I swear.
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 10/06/2025
‘The Elder Scrolls VI’ was announced 7 years ago today There has been no updates since
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Sleeper @slepr.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
I have so much hatred in my heart right now.
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Sleeper @slepr.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Aaaaalright. Ya got me.
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Sleeper @slepr.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Where's my burrito
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speedoru.bsky.social @speedoru.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
PUNCH PUNCH FOREVER episode 3 "Toothless Aggression" is OUT NOW!!! ⚠️ link in the replies! ⬇️
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Sleeper @slepr.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
I know its friday when I get on the bus and half the seats are empty.
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Sleeper @slepr.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
My Skyrim obsession knoes no bounds
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Sleeper @slepr.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Why am I still having dreams about exams? I haven't had one in years.
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Sleeper @slepr.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Reddit user sarcastically asks how lonely men could possibly see being an traditionally attractive women that automatically gets love and support just for existing is a desirable position.
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Sleeper @slepr.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
The internet a world where intersectionality does not exist
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Sleeper @slepr.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Please pick me anyway...
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Sleeper @slepr.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
What I don't want is someone who wants me to be someone I'm not, or worse, someone I can't be. No, I am not a millionare. No, my career trajectory is not going straight up. No, I can't just buy two tickets to the Bahamas. No, I am not your ideal man.
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Sleeper @slepr.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Look, I'm just looking for someone who will settle for my appearance (because I'm not attractive), someone who likes to hang out, and someone who understands the stuggles of the average person. That's literally it.
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Sleeper @slepr.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
And then if they do say yes, it's like, on your first day, what expectations do they have of you? Do they want the world from you? Six figures, a house, and a car? An ultimate homebody to cook and clean and have sex with? To be doted on and have 15 babies and hold all the agency in the relationship?
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Sleeper @slepr.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
And they can say so many things to get out or break your heart, even if it is true! No, I have a bf/gf, I don't swing that way, not interested, you're ugly. They can just flat out laugh at you! Why would you ever want to subject yourself to that??
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Sleeper @slepr.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
You ask someone out and they say no and not only have you ruined your day but you also likely ruined theirs. Like, they were just existing and you just had to go and confront them with your feelings of romance towards them. Fucking. Gross.
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Sleeper @slepr.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Look, it's simple. Dating is trash. Modern romance is trash.
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Sleeper @slepr.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
That shit is dumb and only was added after Other M, a bad, no good, horrible game. Thus, the beauty mark should be ignored.
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Sleeper @slepr.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
I will slap you
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Sleeper @slepr.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
I mean, who has time for that shit?
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Sleeper @slepr.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Can't believe where I was 5 years ago compared to now. Was so goddamn sad. Now, I don't even have time to be depressed.
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Fish Sauce Friend @meltedliquid.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
When the task I've been putting off for weeks takes only 5 minutes to complete...
A minion alone in a dark and spooky forest
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Sleeper @slepr.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
As a feminist and a man... modern romance is bullshit.
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AmazingArtistYellow @aanimatoryellow.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
"Hope will never die!" #Lucina #FireEmblem #FireEmblemAwakening #FE13 #art
Lucina from Fire Emblem: Awakening
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
that's all
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BST @bst253483.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
my favorite media trope
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Sleeper @slepr.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
wheres the dislike button on this app
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PanickedPike 🌙 @panickedpike.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
media.tenor.com
a close up of a man 's face in a car with a woman behind him .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face in a car with a woman behind him .
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Sleeper @slepr.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Stuff like this makes me scared about talking about the difficulties of being raised male and the societal behaviours imprinted on men because they are male Because there is a problem with how men are taught to socialize and talking about it makes you "seem" like a misogynist
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Sleeper @slepr.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Its complicated Those who use the "male lonliness epidemic" as an excuse to be a POS obv don't deserve attention/validation and need correcting But it's not easy for men to break male gender standards and expectations including making/holding worthwhile relationships with each other
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BOOrink 👻 @brinkofgaming.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
My Top 3 Favorite RPGs of All Time 😏
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Sleeper @slepr.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Modded Skyrim on 360??? But why No disrespect the challenge sounds really interesting but I cant imagine myself playing Skyrim modded on my PS3 lol
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Sleeper @slepr.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
No way thats real lmao
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Mychal Threets @mychal3ts.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Thank you for everything, school librarians & library workers! At a loss for words thinking of how you somehow find a way to continue doing your unnecessarily stressful jobs. I have to think your library kids are a big part of why. Whatever the reason… thank you. We love you, we support you 💛
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Sleeper @slepr.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
How bout we meet inbetween Men lose 3 in. Women gain 3 in. We square
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Sleeper @slepr.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Shrek is love
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Sleeper @slepr.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Workout done, it's time to go home and play SKYRIM! ...Oh, and eat something. That's important too, I think.
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Sleeper @slepr.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
WATCH OUT ITS EL UNEXPECTED
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Sleeper @slepr.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Well its XMEN not XWOMEN (/s as if that joke has never been made before)
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Sleeper @slepr.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Well when else am I gonna find time to read all these books
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