Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I keep seeing art of men that- Well it's beautiful art. But there's a common theme of the painter seeming unfamiliar with the proper location of the nipple on a man's breast. I highly advocate for the use of models, for accuracy! 100
Reposted by Count Crammevoix de MaintignyCount Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 11/01/2026What troubles need solving today, friends? 011
Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026[disappointment] Ah. Of course. 100
Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I shall see you around, Lady Olwen! If you should ever, ah...need me to relieve your suffering again- 100
Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026[definitely not trying to hide a boner in the folds of his priest robes] Hm! :))) 100
Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Ah, well, I give you my permission! 100
Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026MERELY a...temporary measure. I shall stand shortly, I assure you. I'm sure, being a lady in high demand, that you have much better things to do than hover over a priest on the ground! 100
Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Full glad am I to hear it! [cold down here. good.] 100
Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026[shifting around a bit] How has your day been thus far? Good, I hope! 100
Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Just for...a moment! Tis not so bad down here, really- 101
Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Ah, w-wait- [his ears turn a bit pink when she moves to pull him up, fighting a little to stay on the ground] Just, ah- Just a moment, if you please. 100
Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Oh, hello Lady Olwen...Fury's Blessings! [panting on the ground] 100
Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026[crumbles like a wet biscuit to the ground] 100
Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026[he nods, briefly putting a finger to his lips and winking] 100
Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026//nooo don't delete you're so sexy haha 010
Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Well, I imagine it's hardly something that's worth your time. Besides! If I started sharing how adorably merciful you are, there would be far more people clamoring for your attention. I'd see far less of you, and such a thought makes my heart ache so~! 100
Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 29/07/2026When it's my word against yours? 101
Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I think that'd be hazardous for both parties. 000
Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 26/07/2026You're sending me very mixed messages! 100
Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 26/07/2026...? You *want* me to step on you? 100
Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 26/07/2026I'd never step on you, Leigh. You're far from a steady surface! 100
Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Absolutely! And who would believe otherwise? Especially if it came from me. 100
Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Because I know you don't actually wish any harm on me. But admitting so seems to fluster you! 100
Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 25/07/2026There is a notable difference. Seeking clemency implies I think there's even a chance you might give me anything else. 100
Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Oh, Lady Olwen I would never seek such a thing from you. It would be most cruel of me. I simply find your flustered bewilderment very charming to witness! 100
Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 25/07/2026[a sigh of relief] Alright, that's more than fine... apologies! Your comfort is my first and foremost concern~ 100
Reposted by Count Crammevoix de MaintignyBig Salty @ GATEWAY SOON🐡 @biggestsalty.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Very hyped for the new job - Basstion 152245996
Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 25/07/2026My concern is for you, Lady Olwen. I'm well aware you will not hurt me. I simply do not want my teasing to cross a line. 100
Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Hm... [His smile drops a little, brow furrowing] Lady Olwen, how severe is your current distress? 100
Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Oh, that! I think I lent it out to someone...hm.. 100
Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 24/07/2026[raises eyebrows] As you wish. 100
Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 24/07/2026No? That's fine. I'm sure I can find a step stool around here somewhere. 100
Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 26/06/2026It would seem not! Would that it was possible to manifest our hedonistic desires with the snap of one's fingers. But I imagine nothing good could come from such power. 000
Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Me? A priest of the Fury? I'm afraid not! 100
Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Well, I can understand the reasoning behind it. 100
Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 25/06/2026I'm not sure! Perhaps! The rules are bound to change soon. 110
Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 25/06/2026I believe you lose your priesthood if you get married or become a father. Or lose your celibacy, but, well, we know that often gets a blind eye, doesn't it~? 110
Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 25/06/2026The words of a gentleman who has been tested to and fro both ways, I see! What are we to do... 100
Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Of course, if you'd rather be left alone... 100
Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 24/06/2026You seem to be in poor spirits today, Emet-Selch...can I offer you a sympathetic ear? 100
Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 10/06/2026[he simply treats her to a very nice cup of tea and pleasant, respectful conversation for half an hour] 010
Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 10/06/2026[he just smiles and opens the door to a tea shop, holding it open for her] 100