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Count Crammevoix de Maintigny

@sleepysixth.bsky.social
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The sixth son, and last surviving member, of house Maintigny. Bong hits 4 Halone (FFXIVRP 21+, Multiship, ERP friendly, dark themes)

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Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I keep seeing art of men that- Well it's beautiful art. But there's a common theme of the painter seeming unfamiliar with the proper location of the nipple on a man's breast. I highly advocate for the use of models, for accuracy!
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Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
As you wish!
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Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lady of Light!
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Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
What troubles need solving today, friends?
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Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
[disappointment] Ah. Of course.
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Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I shall see you around, Lady Olwen! If you should ever, ah...need me to relieve your suffering again-
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Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
[definitely not trying to hide a boner in the folds of his priest robes] Hm! :)))
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Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ah, well, I give you my permission!
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Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
MERELY a...temporary measure. I shall stand shortly, I assure you. I'm sure, being a lady in high demand, that you have much better things to do than hover over a priest on the ground!
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Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Full glad am I to hear it! [cold down here. good.]
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Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
[shifting around a bit] How has your day been thus far? Good, I hope!
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Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just for...a moment! Tis not so bad down here, really-
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Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ah, w-wait- [his ears turn a bit pink when she moves to pull him up, fighting a little to stay on the ground] Just, ah- Just a moment, if you please.
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Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh, hello Lady Olwen...Fury's Blessings! [panting on the ground]
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Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
[crumbles like a wet biscuit to the ground]
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Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
[he nods, briefly putting a finger to his lips and winking]
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Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
//nooo don't delete you're so sexy haha
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Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Well, I imagine it's hardly something that's worth your time. Besides! If I started sharing how adorably merciful you are, there would be far more people clamoring for your attention. I'd see far less of you, and such a thought makes my heart ache so~!
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Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
When it's my word against yours?
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Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I think that'd be hazardous for both parties.
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Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
You're sending me very mixed messages!
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Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
...? You *want* me to step on you?
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Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I'd never step on you, Leigh. You're far from a steady surface!
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Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Absolutely! And who would believe otherwise? Especially if it came from me.
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Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Did I say something?
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Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Because I know you don't actually wish any harm on me. But admitting so seems to fluster you!
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Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
[SNORTs]
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Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Hm? What sort of thing?
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Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
There is a notable difference. Seeking clemency implies I think there's even a chance you might give me anything else.
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Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Oh, Lady Olwen I would never seek such a thing from you. It would be most cruel of me. I simply find your flustered bewilderment very charming to witness!
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Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
[a sigh of relief] Alright, that's more than fine... apologies! Your comfort is my first and foremost concern~
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Big Salty @ GATEWAY SOON🐡 @biggestsalty.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Very hyped for the new job - Basstion
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Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
My concern is for you, Lady Olwen. I'm well aware you will not hurt me. I simply do not want my teasing to cross a line.
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Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Hm... [His smile drops a little, brow furrowing] Lady Olwen, how severe is your current distress?
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Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Oh you know!
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Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Oh, that! I think I lent it out to someone...hm..
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Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
[raises eyebrows] As you wish.
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Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
No? That's fine. I'm sure I can find a step stool around here somewhere.
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Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Can you give me a leg up?
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Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
It would seem not! Would that it was possible to manifest our hedonistic desires with the snap of one's fingers. But I imagine nothing good could come from such power.
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Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Me? A priest of the Fury? I'm afraid not!
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Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Well, I can understand the reasoning behind it.
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Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I'm not sure! Perhaps! The rules are bound to change soon.
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Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
And they never will!
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Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I believe you lose your priesthood if you get married or become a father. Or lose your celibacy, but, well, we know that often gets a blind eye, doesn't it~?
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Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
The words of a gentleman who has been tested to and fro both ways, I see! What are we to do...
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Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Of course, if you'd rather be left alone...
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Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
You seem to be in poor spirits today, Emet-Selch...can I offer you a sympathetic ear?
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Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
[he simply treats her to a very nice cup of tea and pleasant, respectful conversation for half an hour]
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Count Crammevoix de Maintigny @sleepysixth.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
[he just smiles and opens the door to a tea shop, holding it open for her]
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