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I haven't posted a hot take on here in years so here goes: if you support a salary cap in major league baseball you are pathetic simp for capital and unworthy even of the respect afforded to the noble bootlicker

this is why they kicked my buddy out of TFCon

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watching the amazing digital circus and the purple rabbit asshole comes on screen for the first time

tfw you accidentally fuck your friends dad

when the wireless earbuds refuse to pair

I do not say this lightly: this is the craziest series of editing and cinematography choices I have ever seen in a television show

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Saph @sleepysappho.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

COLORADO ROCKIES WON A GOD DAMN BASEBALL GAME HOLY FUCKIN SHIT

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seems like it's never a meatloaf moment

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what do you mean SNL UK. They already have comedy shows over there. If they wanted to watch worse ones they can just watch the SNL that already exists

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when random people complain to me about the mayor of New York City

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I love when Nicholas Bluetooth says it's glinch time and glinches all over everyone and makes a guy just fucking evaporate

Saph @sleepysappho.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

checking out failed LEGO TV show Galidor. was certainly not expecting it to open with a kid arguing with his teacher about the evolutionary origin of humans

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killjoys, the Canadian science fiction tv show, is not necessarily a good show, but it does have Zeph, the weird off-putting autistic science girlie whose mannerisms and behavior and haircut are so bizzare that I can't help but desire her carnally.

Zeph from Killjoys, subtitles read
"(SINGING) Because I have no friends and you're super hot"

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Saph @sleepysappho.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

It's so fucked up that I have to wait six more days to play fire emblem. This whole weekend stretches before, emblemless

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Saph @sleepysappho.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

dreamed a stop motion short film. Two lesbian lightbulbs, incandescent. Gay feelings make their filaments glow. Shatter each other's bulbs while engaging in passionate lightbulb sex. toxic yuri

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Saph @sleepysappho.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

goose is dripped out for pride night

Saph @sleepysappho.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Broadcast did an interview with these fans tonight, also pointed out those pride WPBL hats are homemade. I think these are some of the coolest people alive

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Saph @sleepysappho.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Loving this #WPBL fan tracking the home run race between Denae Benites and Kelsie Whitmore

Fan at a WPBL game with a poster with those flippable numbers tracking home runs for Denae and Kelsie, midway through flipping Kelsie's count to 10

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Saph @sleepysappho.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

this is Theodora in the new fire emblem

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Saph @sleepysappho.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I think maybe I was drawn to the Colorado Rockies because, as a transgender woman, I already know what it feels like to be forsaken by God

Saph @sleepysappho.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

okay now I need several beautiful women to hold me Jesus Fucking Christ

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Saph @sleepysappho.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I think tonight might be the most heartbreaking moment of a year filled with heartbreaking moments for Rockies fans. Truly an absurd catch at the end there. I'm fine. I'm okay. I'm totally normal and good and fine

Saph @sleepysappho.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

What I love about baseball is that if you don't look up stats, which players are good depends entirely on which games you're able to catch. I've had time to watch a lot more baseball in the last month and so Connor Norby is actually the greatest hitter who ever lived