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SleeperNarwhal

@sleepernarwhal.bsky.social
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(he/him) 32. Engineer, introvert, nerd, sleepy. Aggressively Mediocre. Hint: always check my alt text on images.

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SleeperNarwhal @sleepernarwhal.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Me when streamer
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SleeperNarwhal @sleepernarwhal.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This event was so ridiculously cool!!! Great job Lesse!
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SleeperNarwhal @sleepernarwhal.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Flickering lights, endless pavement, a single TV. This place must be pretty *remote* #vrchat
Endless light poles guide you to a single CRT, someone is there, staring out at you. They're half lit near a single light. Where are you? Who are you? What is left but flickering lights? 
"At least that TV is pretty tube-ular!"
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SleeperNarwhal @sleepernarwhal.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I was at the FF14 Fanfest last weekend. It was a joy to be around so many people excited for a single fandom: so much energy and so many creative cosplays! Rather than being a "con"vention, this trip felt very much like a "Pro!"
Picture of people in a crowd cheering at the end of FF14 NA Fanfest 2026
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SleeperNarwhal @sleepernarwhal.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I may have (accidentally) created Wrecker, the uh.. wrecker, of Cave Spiders. (and almost my whole team earlier in the run) Their ability Blood Frenzy = gain an extra turn + uncontrolled madness every time they kill anything. With lots of low hp spiders around, well... #Mewgenics
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SleeperNarwhal @sleepernarwhal.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Hydrangeas? Hiderangeas.
Picture of an open area with a pot of hydrangeas against a pillar. Inside you see a person hiding within. They are hard to s*pot*

So sneaky, what are they doing? Planting evidence? Being a wallflower? 

Note: this photo is straight from the in game camera, so I didn’t really need to do any photo-synthesis.
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SleeperNarwhal @sleepernarwhal.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Happy Narwhalidays! Hope you're waking up without too many bruises after all the boxing yesterday! Been trying out Ful's newly released avi Scarlet - really good work!
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SleeperNarwhal @sleepernarwhal.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
You have been chosen to recreate the pizza pentagram!
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SleeperNarwhal @sleepernarwhal.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Time for the return of these silly Valentines candies in emoji form!
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SleeperNarwhal @sleepernarwhal.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Also this might be the silliest power up I've seen in a game hahaha
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SleeperNarwhal @sleepernarwhal.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Whale hello down there!
You see a catboy bending down and smiling at you. He has black and white clothes, a heart pendant, freckles, blue glasses, and brown/white hair. He's pretty cute if I do say so myself!

You appear to be looking at this catboy from inside a bathroom. What are you doing there? Whatever it is, urine for a good time! I'd louffa to chat and get to know you while you come clean about what you're doing here.
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SleeperNarwhal @sleepernarwhal.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
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SleeperNarwhal @sleepernarwhal.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Post a screenshot of your first 5 Steam purchases and let Bluesky judge you Open the Steam client, name in the top right -> account details -> View purchase history and scroll down Prior to these, played Unreal Tournament III (got me into Steam), Portal 1/2, and Magicka on Steam.
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SleeperNarwhal @sleepernarwhal.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Narwhals in space? More likely than you think! If a Narwhal went to space, should the narwhal horn become a lightsaber? Just asking, no particular reason. (fit by Extension Clothing) #vrchat
User's avi with hands on hips posing in form fitting space suit with earth in the background, helmet off.

"Wow there sure is a lot of space up here! Little bit of a cold reception though. Audio quality could be better! I tried to wave my hands but I guess that was the wrong kind of sound wave out here."User's avi with hands on hips posing in form fitting space suit with earth in the background, helmet on.

"Ohhhhh, the speakers in the helmet transmitted audio! I hat to say it, but my friend was right, it really spacesuits the fit."
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SleeperNarwhal @sleepernarwhal.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
If you see this, quote with a title screen that is iconic to you.
The main loading screen for WarCraft III
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SleeperNarwhal @sleepernarwhal.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
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SleeperNarwhal @sleepernarwhal.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Raindance was an incredibly fun experience this weekend. The creativity on display was deeply inspiring and there are few things I love more than passionate creators talking about their work!
Me posing in a pink button down, white vest, white pants on the tip of a branch overlooking a sun, rivers, and beautiful clouds.
Got to tour Natura's Queendom by Ders. Absolutely beautiful experience was glad I got to share it! Got to wanDers at the end and it's only 'Natura'l that I climbed everything I could to get to the highest point! Picture of 'Raindance Immersive 10th edition' stage during the VR film festival. The Studio Penrose team was answering questions after the audience had watched 'Our Precious Autumn' which left me in tears.
They filmed everything in VR, wow!!Pictures of various LGBTQIA+ flags among a mysterious foggy cathedral. Presented with this at the entrance to 'Cathedral of Witches' - a fantastic performative experiencing featuring 7 different artists and many more supporting actors. A lot of my absolute most favorite people were involved and they pulled off an incredible experience that I won't fog-et!!

Venixia - a clockwork/doll looking girl - dancing in a dress amongst multicolored fog with a crowd watching.
Another incredible performance at the Cathedral of Witches!
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SleeperNarwhal @sleepernarwhal.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Been obsessed with Blue Prince so I figured I'd make a quick little meme video about what 160 days in the game looks like using VRChat! In case you're curious, Blue Prince is a journey from discovery to despair to desperation to discovery again to absolute insanity to blueprints to Blue Prince.
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SleeperNarwhal @sleepernarwhal.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Hi, my name is Narwhal and I'm obsessed with Blue Prince - a new roguelike puzzle game. I play other games, I think about Blue Price. I go to work, I think about Blue Prince. I sleep, I think about Blue Prince. This is not a cry for help. This is a suggestion that you too should play Blue Prince.
Well well well, this is a picture of a well/fountain in front of a cobbled together giant mansion with trees and mountains in the background. This is the mansion I've spent the past week obsessed with. A mansion with near infinite secrets that I am constantly in the process of discovering. I have a problem.  

And a question.  

Why a Mansion and not a Womansion? 

Do we mention mansion metaphors when meeting mini mermaids morosely moving marble mugs while minting money meticulously? Meh.
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SleeperNarwhal @sleepernarwhal.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Oh hi there! 👾
A blue Alien in a form-fitting space suit with a clear helmet and glasses is waving at you with a four-fingered hand. Their other hand appears to be on a gun. How do you respond?  
  
Ayyyyylien! How do?  
Boooolien! This scenario is false!  
The alien in blue approaches you, poking at your face excitedly. They have cute glasses and a bandage on their nose. Their teeth appear pointed through the clear and malleable space helmet.

Do they come in peace? What do they want? All these thoughts run through your head but the only coherent one that rises to the surface is:
"haha, they're poking me! Poker, I hardly know..."
I know that was a bad joke, no finger pointing for that one though!
Okay, okay, I know, give me some space before you Aliend me for these bad jokes!
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SleeperNarwhal @sleepernarwhal.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
I'm an absolute slut for musical theatre. Go see Hadestown if you get a chance!
Hand holding a Playbill for Hadestown the musical.

Hadestown was absolutely incredible, I could ramble all day about the fantastic music, how they retold a classic myth in a unique and moving way, the use of folk/bluesy/jazzy music to fantastic effect. Overall a fantastic tale, wonderful actors, and I was blown away.
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SleeperNarwhal @sleepernarwhal.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
"It belongs in a museum!" -me every time I turn a corner in Ritual by DrMorro #vrchat #AltTextIsBestText Check out the world here: vrchat.com/home/world/w...
Ready to whip out my hat in style.  
Indiana Narwhal? Narwhal Jones? idk man, I just work here.
Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat. 

Also so many eyes that eye don't even know what's going on anymore. Tower, I hardly know her! (*groans internally*)  

This is an eyedyllic little tower amongst a hedge maze. Lots of hedge though, really does just want us to beat around the bushes I guess.  

Speaking of which, bushes in front of a long hard tower, couldn't be a metaphor, nope, certainly not.  
Double chaired up on a Monday.   
Yes, I'm chairy picking the photos I put out there.  
Don't forget to donate to chairity.  
Are chaircuterie boards the future of snacking?  
If you read this, please post more chair puns, we need to chair them with the world.
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SleeperNarwhal @sleepernarwhal.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Sometimes you just have to scream internally *and* externally!
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SleeperNarwhal @sleepernarwhal.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Dis me
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SleeperNarwhal @sleepernarwhal.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Some of these questions are kinda odd, but here's my result. Test is found at www.pleasuretech.biz/puritytest
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SleeperNarwhal @sleepernarwhal.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
This Narwhal is feeling so-fish-ticated! Thanks @lesse.bsky.social for the pictures! outfit: Noir Luxe #VelvetSky_vr avi: Sol by @datguyful.gay #vrchat
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SleeperNarwhal @sleepernarwhal.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Joining up with this fun trend, I enjoy some light photography every now and again. :P #vrcsilhouette #vrchat Avis used are: Sol by Datguyful (is this a 'Sol'houette?) Wraith by Meechu
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SleeperNarwhal @sleepernarwhal.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Vote for Starheart in the VRChat Community Awards (vrcommunityawards.com) for best Music Artist! She's put in a ton of work creating original music and recently started a twitch channel with all kinds of fun musical adventures, check it out - www.twitch.tv/starheartvr TLDR, have a meme haha:
This is a Trade Offer meme with Starheart posing. In return for your vote, you get a happy Starheart, you know you want to do it!

Vote for Starheart in the VRChat Community Choice awards at https://vrcommunityawards.com/
Check her Twitch stream out here: https://www.twitch.tv/starheartvr
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SleeperNarwhal @sleepernarwhal.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Star Party is always gorgeous, doubly so when starring GPU particles, thanks Driima!
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SleeperNarwhal @sleepernarwhal.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
I hear VRC users have to post at least one thirst trap and that's a trend I can get behind. I hope you find the moon asstounding, it was m'ass'ive last night. Avi is Sol by datguyful #spicyvrc
You're looking at a full moon, it's owner is staring at you butt you don't care. You assk yourself why you're still looking, feely a bit cheeky.
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SleeperNarwhal @sleepernarwhal.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Now that Nonstop Narwhal November is over, I can finally say: Happy Narwholidays!!
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