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Mr. King

@sleepbaseball.bsky.social
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WSLP Intern. Fake baseball, for sleeping. www.sleepbaseball.com

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Mr. King @sleepbaseball.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yesssss.
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Mr. King @sleepbaseball.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I've seen like 10% of the show, but "Buddy Holly" is a thing that just lives in my head forever...
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Mr. King @sleepbaseball.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There are several record albums (I'm old) that feel like books I haven't finished yet, if you know what I mean. Ornette Coleman's "Dancing in Your Head". I know a lot of the turns from at least the first half of the Koln Concert, but good lord. OK! Sorry...
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Mr. King @sleepbaseball.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nobody uses the phrase "oppo taco". Come on. Might try to pitch MLB on having me make their between-iinning slop next season. Let me know if you've got a guy over there! ok.
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Mr. King @sleepbaseball.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
TONIGHT.
Episode 054 of Sleep Baseball airs tonight - The Baraboo Bombers hosting the Lake City Loons.
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Mr. King @sleepbaseball.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Prince is kind of famously known for just using whatever stock settings came with the synth / drum machine he was using at the time. Dude was just cranking it out - surprisingly un-fussy for a guy who was certainly fussy in many ways. Not sure where this particular reputation comes from!
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Mr. King @sleepbaseball.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Designed to break your heart" - boy howdy! I will, for the moment, keep hope alive...
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Mr. King @sleepbaseball.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm going to end up owing yins points on this thing! This is gold.
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Mr. King @sleepbaseball.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That's not a bad idea! Some kind of real janky "sports book and buffet" kind of thing.
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Mr. King @sleepbaseball.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I turned down a sponsorship opportunity for sports gambling ads on the fake baseball show. I could certainly use the money, but they can get bent.
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Mr. King @sleepbaseball.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We will agree to disagree! He certainly made some clunkers, but just out of curiosity, what was "When Doves Cry" derivative of? The famous "While My Guitar Gently Weeps" guitar solo is kind of funny if you like Prince, but I can see disliking the whole thing. OK!
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Mr. King @sleepbaseball.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
youtube.com
Miles Davis on Arsenio Hall 1989 - Speaks about Prince
YouTube video by Uptown
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Mr. King @sleepbaseball.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have softened, as one does - and, good lord, the 2024 White Sox... They've suffered enough!
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Mr. King @sleepbaseball.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Haha! Broheim, I am 100% down for a Chicago "Subway Series" - and due to Accidents of Fate, I will not be rooting for the White Sox then. In the meantime, the rag-tag 2026 White Sox should DO THE THING - I am behind them!
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Mr. King @sleepbaseball.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am prepared to root for the Chicago White Sox for maybe the first time in my life. I don't want to get too deep into it, but I distinctly remember holding my head in my hands, saying it was a nightmare when they won the WS. This feels like hope for the future of humanity. Thank you.
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Mr. King @sleepbaseball.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What the fuck kind of hot-ass bullshit is this take about? I love you!
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Mr. King @sleepbaseball.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I would edit this post if I knew how to do it! The point stands! Thank you.
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Mr. King @sleepbaseball.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It seems strange how much of 70s and 80s popular culture "rebels" were obsessed with breaking the speed limit on US Highways. Thank you. (Full disclosure - I can't drive 55, either - might be ticketed for going too slow! I'll be at the Big Rapids Airport later in the week...)
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Mr. King @sleepbaseball.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
MOTHER OF GOD.
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Mr. King @sleepbaseball.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm doing a Reddit AMA today at 4pm EST in r/baseball: Feel free to stop by with any burning fake baseball questions! www.reddit.com/r/baseball/s...
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From the baseball community on Reddit: I'm the producer of the "Northwoods Baseball Sleep Radio: Fake Base for Sleeping" podcast - AMA.
Explore this post and more from the baseball community
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Mr. King @sleepbaseball.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
P.S. I am certainly open to "opportunities" - let me know if you think I'd be a good fit for whatever it is you need done. I did not mean for that to sound sinister. Thank you.
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Mr. King @sleepbaseball.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Dudes, what is going on over at LinkedIn these days? I keep getting automated emails about folks challenging me to some kind of "Wordle"-like puzzle game. (The last time I was on LinkedIn, I got into a fight with a retired judge from Tennesee in the comment section of the New Yorker. Thank you.)
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Mr. King @sleepbaseball.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
LET'S GOOOOO! Tonight's contest is sponsored by our friends at Glaciers End - makers of Berryboo Bomber hot sauce - the Official Hot Sauce of the Northwoods Baseball Radio Network. (glaciersend.com)
A handsome bottle of Berryboo Bomber hot sauce on a baseball field.
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Boze Herrington, Library Owl @sketchesbyboze.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton rose from poverty to stardom. She gave $500 to every student in her hometown who finished high school; she built hospitals & bald eagle preserves; her Imagination Library has gifted 300 million books to children. Roger Ebert met her and came away thinking she was a literal angel. RIP.
“In Dallas for the premier of '9 to 5', I had an uncanny experience, and on the plane home to Chicago I confessed it to Siskel: I had been granted a private half hour with Dolly Parton, and as we spoke I was filled with a strange ethereal grace. This was not spiritual, nor was it sexual. It was healing and comforting. Gene listened and said, "Roger, I felt the exact same thing during my interview with her." We looked at each other. What did this mean? Neither one of us ever felt that feeling again. From time to time we would refer to it in wonder.”
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Mr. King @sleepbaseball.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I remember this show (vaguely) - didn't know it lasted 6 seasons! The staff at a hotel restaurant, was that the premise? Good lord, forgot all about it until this post!
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Mr. King @sleepbaseball.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
By the way, if you're in Chicago, the folks at the little Post Office on Montrose / Damen are like a ray of sunshine. I've never had a bad experience there - they are the least-angry USPS employees I've encountered in decades.
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Mr. King @sleepbaseball.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
There are more pressing issues afoot, but I feel like we should fund the USPS to the hilt. Walking into a post office should be like walking into a futuristic Busby Berkeley fever dream of efficiency and class.
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Mr. King @sleepbaseball.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The "Amadues" video was a banger. Still need to get caught up with the channel - need to bump them up in my ADHD "watch later" playlist. Good lord. Feel better!
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Mr. King @sleepbaseball.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Mr. Kalb has a cadence reminiscent of Bob Uecker. Last season one of the Cubs auction winners was pretty good, with one of the sleepiest voices I've ever heard. I made a note of his name - need to find a clip of that.
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Mr. King @sleepbaseball.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
This dude (Phillies auction winner to call an inning - Lewis Kalb) is outstanding. Give him a contract! youtu.be/fx-Q-SuF8cI?...
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Phillies fan Lewis Kalb calls an inning on the radio and fans across social media were loving it! 🎙️
YouTube video by MLB
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Mr. King @sleepbaseball.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
That's right! (I am not from Philadelphia...)
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Mr. King @sleepbaseball.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Been on a Pawn Stars highlights jawn lately. I'm a mess. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
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Mr. King @sleepbaseball.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
When I went deep on Guitar Hero over a long weekend (I was in my 30s), it occurred to me that something like this should exist, and would be very helpful! (I am a ham-fisted guitar player, but I get by...)
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Mr. King @sleepbaseball.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I don’t know if the Joe Frank website is still around, but I am in possession of what I believe is a nearly complete archive of his stuff. So great!
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Mr. King @sleepbaseball.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
The lodge at Devil's Head was a wonderland (I haven't been back in 20 years, so I don't know if it is still a wonderland).
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Mr. King @sleepbaseball.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
EP 052 - TONIGHT!
The handsome logos of the Baraboo Bombers and the South Haven ravens, announcing Episode 052 of Sleep Baseball.
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Mr. King @sleepbaseball.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I went to see the movie "Weiner-Dog" with Mrs. King a few years ago. She dumped a half-empty tub of popcorn over my head when I laughed at a terrible thing that happened near the end of that movie. No spoilers!
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Mr. King @sleepbaseball.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I get text reports / photos from around the world - dive bars in St. Louis, at a museum in Boston, etc. My biggest fear is that I will see one and freak out and the person wearing the merch will be disgusted and hate me. Thank you.
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Mr. King @sleepbaseball.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Thank you, STREET TEAM! I still have yet to see Sleep Baseball merch in the wild. It's gonna happen!
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Steve Tanner @tannerman.tannerworld.com · 18/07/2026
Spreading my love of #SleepBaseball while hanging out with Rooty the Great Root Bear at A&W. Northwoods Baseball Radio Network fan on duty. www.sleepbaseball.com @sleepbaseball.bsky.social
A man in a green t-shirt poses beside a large bear mascot wearing an orange sweatshirt with an A&W logo. They are inside a restaurant, with a view of the outside through a window in the background.
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Mr. King @sleepbaseball.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I always love Milwaukee. It's like the "Canada of Chicago"! It's right up the road, it rules, the Milwaukee Art Museum is great, etc.! Finally tried The Vanguard, and good lord those are some great sausages. Hats off to the great city of Milwaukee, USA!
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Mr. King @sleepbaseball.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
There's a roughly 100% chance some of the names in this thread are getting called up!
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Mr. King @sleepbaseball.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
This is classic sleaze! It's like a Toxic Masculinity problem presented as a Three Stooges routine. It's the blackest comedy. OK!
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Mr. King @sleepbaseball.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Friends, the 1998 masterpiece called "Hurlyburly" is now streaming for free on Tubi. tubitv.com/movies/10001...
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Hurlyburly (1998)
Four Hollywood movers and shakers dissect their chaotic personal lives during a bender fueled by drugs and sex in this take on David Rabe’s play.
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Mr. King @sleepbaseball.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I shook Walter Mondale's hand when I was a little kid at Joe Foss Field (FSD)! Would binge-watch a counter-factual series (like "For All Mankind") where Mondale wins in '84...
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Mr. King @sleepbaseball.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
If you watch the PMRC hearings with John Denver, Zappa, and Dee Snider, it might occur to you that Al Gore is a world-class dummy! Still would have been better than GWB! #itsmytwocents #oldguytakes
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Mr. King @sleepbaseball.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Is there a baseball stat that takes into account hits (etc.) against a position player pitching for the opposing team because of a blow-out? I'm sure there is. (Totally unrelated to today's Cubs game)
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Mr. King @sleepbaseball.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Tomorrow Night! (This is neither here nor there, but good lord am I getting back into doing hilarious Bad Art)
This is a terrible piece of art that I did trying to encode what us going to happpen in the 51st Episode of Sleep Baseball.
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Mr. King @sleepbaseball.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
"Born Again in the USA" is a masterpiece, and even with the Wilco stuff, it is TOTALLY UNDER THE RADAR!
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Mr. King @sleepbaseball.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
WOW! Please tell me you have some "air-check" tapes available! (Shockingly, I'm into radio lore...)
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