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Two Meal Bad Boy

@slazaro.net
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only quasicoherent at best, fancy functions and bullshit, a kinder safer world Masters student in mathematics and software engineer. Hoping on more of the former, less of the latter he/him. eng/es/latin Scala/Idris/TS/Rust slazaro.net

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Two Meal Bad Boy @slazaro.net · 06/09/2026
She looks the way I feel lately
Despondent looking tuxedo cat on an office chair
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Two Meal Bad Boy @slazaro.net · 04/09/2026
The Bay Area has corrupted me deeply
Dialect map indicating strong overlap with California and Nevada
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Two Meal Bad Boy @slazaro.net · 03/09/2026
New Chat Pile album
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Two Meal Bad Boy @slazaro.net · 28/08/2026
Feeling the feeling that never goes awry
First half of famous Gundam meme of a pilot laughing and saying "I am a genius!". The panel is normally followed by the same spilot screaming oh nooooo
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Two Meal Bad Boy @slazaro.net · 22/08/2026
I'll wait for the Ultra Super Rare edition personally
3 versions of in utero purporting pair wise greater luxury, a thing Kurt Cobain would plausibly kill himself again over
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Two Meal Bad Boy @slazaro.net · 11/08/2026
Cool thing came in the mail
Megadamage magazine, bonus from Mothership Kickstarter
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Two Meal Bad Boy @slazaro.net · 26/07/2026
If we're doing this again I'll change my answer from the last few rounds for fun
Spiritualized's Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Floating in Space
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Two Meal Bad Boy @slazaro.net · 26/07/2026
Feeling slightly owned by this but I think it's a consequence of my lack of nationalism most of the sexier socialist answers require
Political quiz results showing I got "liberal socialism"Most compatible country "California"Most compatible personality "Zohran Mamdani"
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Two Meal Bad Boy @slazaro.net · 04/07/2026
Check out this cool Durer sketch for the design of a staircase
Durer sketch splaying steps vertically with projection onto circle Museum detail about the item - Gothic construction of staircase
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Two Meal Bad Boy @slazaro.net · 02/07/2026
Williamsburg has very good bookstores
A copy of Brian Evenson's Salt Lake City, limited to 300 copies
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Two Meal Bad Boy @slazaro.net · 30/06/2026
Another toy quiz done, nothing new learned
My opinions on AI rendered as Conscientious Objector
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Two Meal Bad Boy @slazaro.net · 27/06/2026
God can you imagine
Sleeping sloth in a hammock
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Two Meal Bad Boy @slazaro.net · 27/06/2026
What's she doing
A beautiful ray
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Two Meal Bad Boy @slazaro.net · 27/06/2026
Feliz cumpleanos Poquito
The posterThe man
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Two Meal Bad Boy @slazaro.net · 27/06/2026
Feeling like
Oriente Knight Anole on a branchReverse of previous
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Two Meal Bad Boy @slazaro.net · 27/06/2026
Chicago!!!
View from Chicago rooftop bar. Bean visible in lower left.
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Two Meal Bad Boy @slazaro.net · 26/06/2026
If we're all doing the quiz...
Political quiz results showing I align with Zohran Mamdani politically
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Two Meal Bad Boy @slazaro.net · 26/06/2026
Do I dare?
Durian flavored lays chips in bag
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Two Meal Bad Boy @slazaro.net · 25/06/2026
Obama bought me this wine. Or maybe ALA not sure
Poorly photographed cabernet
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Two Meal Bad Boy @slazaro.net · 25/06/2026
I like the Obamalisk
The Obama Presidential Center
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Two Meal Bad Boy @slazaro.net · 25/06/2026
Today in extremely current references
A list of cocktails one of which is named "peach me how to duggy"
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Two Meal Bad Boy @slazaro.net · 21/06/2026
Shy of my spouse I'm not sure I've ever loved anything as much as this asshole
Tuxedo cat looking mildly psychotic sitting on a round table next to a portable bridge set
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Two Meal Bad Boy @slazaro.net · 09/06/2026
Perhaps I am out of step with my times
Deacription of Legalist tenantsSecondary affiliations with Daoists
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Two Meal Bad Boy @slazaro.net · 23/05/2026
Me observing I would have to get a C- on the final to fail to get an A, basically, something I am at no risk of doing
Images of manwha character with "I'm fucked" tiled behind him
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Two Meal Bad Boy @slazaro.net · 23/05/2026
I only half regret not buying these. Coulda moved to Mt. Shasta on the back of it
Complete Blavatsky's The Secret Doctrine
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Two Meal Bad Boy @slazaro.net · 17/05/2026
Surprising few, I'm sure
Left wing scores on nearly all categories
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Two Meal Bad Boy @slazaro.net · 14/05/2026
Found a mole
Picture of moleAnother picture of a moleYet more mole in hole
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Two Meal Bad Boy @slazaro.net · 10/05/2026
Lost my original screenshot but vis a vis all that Mass Effect stuff it's just inverse this post:
Famous post reading: "Is [pop star] a feminist? Is MasterCard a queer ally? Is this TV show my friend?"
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Two Meal Bad Boy @slazaro.net · 23/04/2026
You're all on timeout
Adding Hasan to my muted words
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Two Meal Bad Boy @slazaro.net · 06/03/2026
These are pictures I took of my television
Doctor delivering the bad news "we've given your penis to the cops"Doctor saying "have a nice life"
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Two Meal Bad Boy @slazaro.net · 09/02/2026
Yeah you bet
Cluster graph showing me largely adjacent to leftist queer community and second order near weird internet left, revealing that yes I am in my mid 30s
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Two Meal Bad Boy @slazaro.net · 09/02/2026
Conversations I have with my spouse
An image of a tropical quadratic curve followed by an image of all subdivisions of the Newton polygon of a tropical quadratic curve. My spouse responding with the "OK" emoji
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Two Meal Bad Boy @slazaro.net · 30/01/2026
Dr. Neo Cortex from Crash Bandicoot sporting his distinctive and protruding forehead
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Two Meal Bad Boy @slazaro.net · 24/01/2026
She knows no evil
Tuxedo cat laying down
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Two Meal Bad Boy @slazaro.net · 18/01/2026
Brunch
Biscuits, gravy and The Works of Vermin by Hiron Ennes
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Two Meal Bad Boy @slazaro.net · 18/01/2026
Enough. Silence.
Muted word: "stancil"
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Two Meal Bad Boy @slazaro.net · 01/01/2026
Jesus still at it huh?
More tuxedo cat
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Two Meal Bad Boy @slazaro.net · 01/01/2026
My cat is such a piece of shit look at this asshole
Tuxedo cat laying down
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Two Meal Bad Boy @slazaro.net · 29/12/2025
Okay one more
Four Great Points by June of 44
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Two Meal Bad Boy @slazaro.net · 29/12/2025
But of course we could do this all day
Yank Crime by Drive Like Jehu
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Two Meal Bad Boy @slazaro.net · 29/12/2025
Or even
What Burns Never Returns by Don Caballero
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Two Meal Bad Boy @slazaro.net · 29/12/2025
Blues for Red Sun by Kyuss
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Two Meal Bad Boy @slazaro.net · 09/12/2025
A pizza delivery notification
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Two Meal Bad Boy @slazaro.net · 01/11/2025
Back to back notifications from Jeni about how tired they are
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Two Meal Bad Boy @slazaro.net · 01/11/2025
Still from Murnau's Nosferatu
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Two Meal Bad Boy @slazaro.net · 21/09/2025
Going into this one with excitement
Rebekah Sheldon's The Child to Come
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Two Meal Bad Boy @slazaro.net · 08/09/2025
I posted down thread but reflecting upwards, my pick
Yank Crime from Drive Like Jehu
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Two Meal Bad Boy @slazaro.net · 08/09/2025
If this is basic I won't be otherwise
Drive Like Jehu's Yank Crime
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Two Meal Bad Boy @slazaro.net · 19/08/2025
Like check this out! So cool!
French 45rpm single of Bowie's Heroes where he sings the b side in French! A homage to The Beatles who apparently did the same on their singles
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Two Meal Bad Boy @slazaro.net · 18/08/2025
Like this shit is so awesome, I'm still blown away by stuff as simple as this
Description of incidence variety of lines on surfaces and beginning proof that it is a projective variety
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