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Jay Riley

@slaygayjay.bsky.social
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Jay Riley @slaygayjay.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
cut myself in the wrong. spot loadbearing seam. skin unraveling. help.
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Jay Riley @slaygayjay.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
evil beatles: yesterday is always aware
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Jay Riley @slaygayjay.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
theory: george harrison never died. he's immortal and he's was jesus and ringo god, why do you think he loved india sommuch?
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Jay Riley @slaygayjay.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
evil tom holland "mr stark i ffeel soo good~"
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Jay Riley @slaygayjay.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
they call me big penis, the way my penis big.
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Jay Riley @slaygayjay.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
video of edited together clips of thom yorke that make it sound like he says "we went to the moon" with the caption: thom yorke being wrong compilation. it's just the one line.
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Jay Riley @slaygayjay.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
just heard someone talking about a bible cannon?? why would they make that? those things are heavy.... that could hurt someone....
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Jay Riley @slaygayjay.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
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Jay Riley @slaygayjay.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
i fucking hate my life. bc like, I'll be washing my hands and the waters nice and warm and i think "oh i think id like my whole body to feel nice and warm like this" but then when im a in a fuckibg bath its too hot
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Jay Riley @slaygayjay.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
i feel like we should normalize saying "they wouldnt hurt a spider" instead of "they wouldnt hurt a fly" bc like, mosquitoes are flies and i will fuck those bitches up. but if i see someone about to squish a spider my first instinct is to yell "NO MY BABY" thoughts?
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Jay Riley @slaygayjay.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
what the fuck are we doing y'all
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