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One Steve To Rule Them All @slayerofunicorns.bsky.social · 23h

There's a reason I refer to him as "Roid-Rage Mullins".

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One Steve To Rule Them All @slayerofunicorns.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

So forward-looking that they put the tail fins on the front.

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One Steve To Rule Them All @slayerofunicorns.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

If only he decided cases on the law and the US Constitution instead of whatever he thinks the merits should be...

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One Steve To Rule Them All @slayerofunicorns.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

*squint* Huh, my eye floaters just spelled out "KILL THEM ALL".

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One Steve To Rule Them All @slayerofunicorns.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

The McDonalds is clearly being renovated... As often happens in "Ghettos" apparently.

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One Steve To Rule Them All @slayerofunicorns.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I once had someone break into my (30-year-old) Jaguar XJ6 and try to hotwire it. It'd thrown a rod in the engine and the battery was removed. Good luck!

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One Steve To Rule Them All @slayerofunicorns.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I wonder if it was something like the five agents involved accidentally miscounted, and there were actually five less gold bars than they initially thought..

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One Steve To Rule Them All @slayerofunicorns.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Some people ask me, "You're not married, you don't have kids, why do you have life insurance"? Well, when I die, there are certain people that I want to make sure are taken care of.... And assassins are not cheap.

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Me: well, you’re a talkative little guy Cat: *translation* On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood! What was will be! What is will be no more! Now is the season of evil

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One Steve To Rule Them All @slayerofunicorns.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

You shouldn't strap gallon jugs of cocktail and tartar sauce on your back with long straws over your shoulders and try to buy tickets to get into Sea World. They get *really* upset.

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One Steve To Rule Them All @slayerofunicorns.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Perhaps a 600% tax on their earnings would help.

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One Steve To Rule Them All @slayerofunicorns.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Follow-up questions that should be asked: "Do you believe that Neo-Nazis voted for Obama and Harris?" "Why do you suppose there are more Jewish Democrats in Congress than Republican?" "Typically between 70-80% of Jews vote for Democratic candidates. How do you account for that?"

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One Steve To Rule Them All @slayerofunicorns.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Hitler was such an honest and forthright fellow! You don't suppose he was *lying* about being a Socialist?!? </sarc>

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One Steve To Rule Them All @slayerofunicorns.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Trump's appointees keep going on TV to mention how Trump is a weak President unable to effect any change. It's a shame he's such a helpless and ineffectual President. What a pity.

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One Steve To Rule Them All @slayerofunicorns.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Congress needs to start asking these people if any sort of Presidential pardons are being discussed. Have they brought up receiving a pardon for their actions during the administration? Has it been brought up with them? Have they heard of anyone else asking for a pardon?

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One Steve To Rule Them All @slayerofunicorns.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

What gets me is the "He was Chosen by God to be President!" But.. So was Joe Biden and Barack Obama.

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One Steve To Rule Them All @slayerofunicorns.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It's amazing how often Republican politicians get on TV and admit that Trump is a helpless and ineffectual President..

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One Steve To Rule Them All @slayerofunicorns.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Truman is responsible for the FDA failing to prevent all the food-caused illnesses this year.

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One Steve To Rule Them All @slayerofunicorns.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I'm surprised she didn't just shoot him... Maybe she's growing as a perso hahahhaaha, sorry, couldn't finish it.

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One Steve To Rule Them All @slayerofunicorns.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

"Dealing with a load that has caught on fire" apparently means "Dumping it out in a random parking lot". Heading home after a long day at work to discover someone has dumped a few tons of burning garbage behind your car...

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One Steve To Rule Them All @slayerofunicorns.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I was literally listening to that album ("Another Monty Python Record") today. But in .mp3 format.

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One Steve To Rule Them All @slayerofunicorns.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

She's disappointed in him, she may shoot him.

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One Steve To Rule Them All @slayerofunicorns.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Did Schmitt know it was false, and when did he know it? From how much he insisted it not be shown, I'm wondering if he knew it was untrue beforehand.

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One Steve To Rule Them All @slayerofunicorns.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

All the government's existing AI classes, videos, and documents will have to be updated at a cost of...

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One Steve To Rule Them All @slayerofunicorns.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Yes, I realize that, but 29 days is would be very fast for other prisoners to act.

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One Steve To Rule Them All @slayerofunicorns.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

He may well have been.. 29 days wasn't long enough.

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One Steve To Rule Them All @slayerofunicorns.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The guy only served 29 days. That jail offered 2 days credit for every day of good behavior.

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One Steve To Rule Them All @slayerofunicorns.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Well, no, because removing anything would ruin the Feng Shui. She has a second refrigerator for her food.

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One Steve To Rule Them All @slayerofunicorns.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

<watches it swerve left to intercept a torpedo> Captain: "Whoops! Back to drydock!"

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One Steve To Rule Them All @slayerofunicorns.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

What stops me from drinking like this? A lack of pretentiousness.

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One Steve To Rule Them All @slayerofunicorns.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the East, and Juliet is the fuckin' sun.

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One Steve To Rule Them All @slayerofunicorns.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

You shouldn't strap gallon jugs of cocktail and tartar sauce on your back with long straws over your shoulders and try to buy tickets to get into Sea World. They get *really* upset.

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One Steve To Rule Them All @slayerofunicorns.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

And that's the entirety of her decision to vote.. Not the war, the economy, healthcare, just who can use which bathroom.

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One Steve To Rule Them All @slayerofunicorns.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

So when the juror expressed opposition to the government's case, they were actually declaring they had prejudged the case and were excusing themselves from considering it. Got it.

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One Steve To Rule Them All @slayerofunicorns.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Please do not use the tombstones as fulcrums for teeter-totters.

Sign showing children on a teeter totter next to a cemetery of tombstones.

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One Steve To Rule Them All @slayerofunicorns.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Please do not use the tombstones as fulcrums for teeter-totters.

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One Steve To Rule Them All @slayerofunicorns.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Any election monitors/observers present at a voting location without the approval of the County Elections Board should be removed and/or arrested if necessary. This should apply no matter what the source of the monitors. I can't just walk in and declare I'm monitoring, why should they?

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One Steve To Rule Them All @slayerofunicorns.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I finally found conclusive proof that Lee Harvey Oswald was a patsy... JFK committed suicide.

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One Steve To Rule Them All @slayerofunicorns.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

This is something easily fixed, will someone please ask "Which eight wars did you settle?".. He'll sputter and change the subject because *he doesn't know*. Every time he brings it up. "Which one was the easiest to resolve, and how did you resolve it?", "Who did you talk to to settle the war?"

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One Steve To Rule Them All @slayerofunicorns.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The appropriate response is "Which 8 wars should Trump get credit for?" and see the sputtering and topic changing begin.

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