Slater Harrison @handle.invalid · 30/05/2025Your 30s are mostly about convincing yourself any grey hair is just “really blonde” 010
Slater Harrison @handle.invalid · 08/05/2025It’s shorts season. Time to get surprised by ppl’s legs you never thought you’d see 020
Slater Harrison @handle.invalid · 19/04/2025Me every time I run outta Zynsmedia.tenor.coma man with a mustache is saying great odin 's raven .ALT: a man with a mustache is saying great odin 's raven . 000
Slater Harrison @handle.invalid · 16/04/2025A bedroom has a bed, a bathroom has a bath. You live in a living room, and dine in a dining room. So why isn’t “kitchen” a cooking room? 110
Slater Harrison @handle.invalid · 10/04/2025I miss the days when all my friends were tryna NOT get pregnant 000
Slater Harrison @handle.invalid · 10/04/2025I don’t go to therapy cause I live in NYC where a public sob on the streets while blasting Love is a Battlefield heals you 010
Slater Harrison @handle.invalid · 10/04/2025Am I the only one who still listens to Mickey Avalon? 010
Slater Harrison @handle.invalid · 05/04/2025Happy National Lava Lamp Day for all those who celebrate 010
Slater Harrison @handle.invalid · 01/04/2025Women dating in their 30s are kinda like bowling balls, smooth with 3 holes but still somehow wind up in the gutter 000
Slater Harrison @handle.invalid · 23/03/2025I don’t get why ppl say “music is so graphic these days” I was bumping Candy Shop at 12 and turned out mostly okay 010
Slater Harrison @handle.invalid · 13/03/2025Ace Hood has me feeling slighted that I still have not woken up in a new Bugatti 000
Slater Harrison @handle.invalid · 12/03/2025They say date someone who knows you in every form so I guess my bodega guy is the one 120
Slater Harrison @handle.invalid · 06/03/2025They just called for a “Dom Cruise” over the airport speaker. Poor fuckin guy 020
Slater Harrison @handle.invalid · 03/03/2025The only thing longer than The Brutalist was the Oscars 110
Slater Harrison @handle.invalid · 03/03/2025Let’s trade in one orange man for another. Conan for President #oscars 021
Slater Harrison @handle.invalid · 02/03/2025Never thought I’d be out till 3am solely because I was swapping Severance theories with two gay men at the bar 020
Slater Harrison @handle.invalid · 02/03/2025Pocket-dialed my dentist for 7 mins. They now have at least a 6 min voicemail of me talking to my friend about my thoughts on one night stands. Anyone have good dental recs in NYC? 010
Slater Harrison @handle.invalid · 23/02/2025Had a dream that Timothée Chalamet and I started a hotel chain, and the one rule for every location was that there had to be a big ass waterfall behind the reception desk 030
Slater Harrison @handle.invalid · 23/02/2025I never noticed how much the lighting at discotheques and car washes have in common 000
Slater Harrison @handle.invalid · 21/02/2025Who am I really supposed to root for in this hockey game? 120
Slater Harrison @handle.invalid · 10/02/2025I’m trying to pay attention to this absolute blowout but I can’t stop thinking about Kendrick’s bell bottom jeans 030
Slater Harrison @handle.invalid · 09/02/2025My two main focuses today: Buffalo chicken dip and Kendrick Lamar 030
Slater Harrison @handle.invalid · 08/02/2025I wonder if open kitchen chefs in restaurants feel like fish in a tank 110
Slater Harrison @handle.invalid · 03/02/2025Is it just me or are earmuffs like really in this winter? 050
Slater Harrison @handle.invalid · 01/02/2025Severance’s latest episode description is just every episode: “Mark, Shelly, Irving, and Dylan search for answers” (I’m also searching) 000
Slater Harrison @handle.invalid · 30/01/2025Every time they call a number they say “now serving” and now all I can think of is ppl walking up straight SERVING 💁♀️ 000
Slater Harrison @handle.invalid · 30/01/2025The waiting room for hell looks an awful lot like the DMV 120
Slater Harrison @handle.invalid · 30/01/2025Shout-out to the girls who leave reviews with pictures. Unsung heroes 010
Slater Harrison @handle.invalid · 26/01/2025Airport bartender while Katy Perry is playing: “I’m not saying she can’t sing, I just think she’s not good enough to judge other singers” I love Nashville 110
Slater Harrison @handle.invalid · 21/01/2025How do people carry traditions for years? I can barely keep a nighttime skin routine 061
Slater Harrison @handle.invalid · 18/01/2025Soo is like all our TikTok shit just goin to the cloud for a bit or 040
Reposted by Slater HarrisonJessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 17/01/2025David Lynch on inspiration in diners. 666135741
Slater Harrison @handle.invalid · 18/01/2025My sleep schedule be messed up. My sarcasm rhythm or whatever the fuck is all outta sorts 081
Slater Harrison @handle.invalid · 18/01/2025Happy birthday Mr. President aka @troybond.bsky.social 🎂 Hope this made up for everything 1121
Slater Harrison @handle.invalid · 16/01/2025Red note or Lemon8? (Three months ago this would make no sense) 151
Slater Harrison @handle.invalid · 14/01/2025Just had an amazing body cleanse at this place called Taco Bell 130
Reposted by Slater Harrisonari stari @blue4iaenthusiast.bsky.social · 10/01/2025holding space for @slaterharrison.bsky.social today as its hodas last day. pray for our girl yo💯 061
Slater Harrison @handle.invalid · 07/01/2025Life hack: if you listen to reggae when you’re frozen outside it’s not as cold 050
Slater Harrison @handle.invalid · 05/01/2025Need to talk to Dave & Buster about the whole no skee-ball thing 120
