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Slashdot Footer Quotes @slashdotfooter.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

Make sure your code does nothing gracefully.

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Slashdot Footer Quotes @slashdotfooter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

God help those who do not help themselves. -- Wilson Mizner

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Don't get suckered in by the comments -- they can be terribly misleading. Debug only code. -- Dave Storer

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Round Numbers are always false. -- Samuel Johnson

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Slashdot Footer Quotes @slashdotfooter.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

Old programmers never die, they just become managers.

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I just need enough to tide me over until I need more. -- Bill Hoest

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Slashdot Footer Quotes @slashdotfooter.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Never call a man a fool. Borrow from him.

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Slashdot Footer Quotes @slashdotfooter.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

For God's sake, stop researching for a while and begin to think!

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Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo. - Andy Finkel, computer guy

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If A = B and B = C, then A = C, except where void or prohibited by law. -- Roy Santoro

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Slashdot Footer Quotes @slashdotfooter.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

If imprinted foil seal under cap is broken or missing when purchased, do not use.

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Slashdot Footer Quotes @slashdotfooter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

"Don't talk to me about disclaimers! I invented disclaimers!" -- The Censored Hacker

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Slashdot Footer Quotes @slashdotfooter.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

The IQ of the group is the lowest IQ of a member of the group divided by the number of people in the group.

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Slashdot Footer Quotes @slashdotfooter.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Dealing with the problem of pure staff accumulation, all our researches ... point to an average increase of 5.75% per year. -- C.N. Parkinson

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Slashdot Footer Quotes @slashdotfooter.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

Civilization, as we know it, will end sometime this evening. See SYSNOTE tomorrow for more information.

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Slashdot Footer Quotes @slashdotfooter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

On a clear disk you can seek forever. -- P. Denning

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Slashdot Footer Quotes @slashdotfooter.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Some people have a great ambition: to build something that will last, at least until they've finished building it.

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Slashdot Footer Quotes @slashdotfooter.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

Have you reconsidered a computer career?

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Slashdot Footer Quotes @slashdotfooter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Nature, to be commanded, must be obeyed. -- Francis Bacon

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Slashdot Footer Quotes @slashdotfooter.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

IN MY OPINION anyone interested in improving himself should not rule out becoming pure energy. -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.

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Slashdot Footer Quotes @slashdotfooter.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary form.

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Slashdot Footer Quotes @slashdotfooter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I took a fish head to the movies and I didn't have to pay. -- Fish Heads, Saturday Night Live, 1977.

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Slashdot Footer Quotes @slashdotfooter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It seems intuitively obvious to me, which means that it might be wrong. -- Chris Torek

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Slashdot Footer Quotes @slashdotfooter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

When your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt. -- Henry J. Kaiser

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Slashdot Footer Quotes @slashdotfooter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

"You're a creature of the night, Michael. Wait'll Mom hears about this." -- from the movie "The Lost Boys"

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Slashdot Footer Quotes @slashdotfooter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

"Beware of programmers carrying screwdrivers." -- Chip Salzenberg

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Slashdot Footer Quotes @slashdotfooter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The only way to learn a new programming language is by writing programs in it. - Brian Kernighan

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Slashdot Footer Quotes @slashdotfooter.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

Matter cannot be created or destroyed, nor can it be returned without a receipt.

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Slashdot Footer Quotes @slashdotfooter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

The flow chart is a most thoroughly oversold piece of program documentation. -- Frederick Brooks, "The Mythical Man Month"

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Slashdot Footer Quotes @slashdotfooter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

We are drowning in information but starved for knowledge. -- John Naisbitt, Megatrends

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Slashdot Footer Quotes @slashdotfooter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

You cannot have a science without measurement. -- R. W. Hamming

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Slashdot Footer Quotes @slashdotfooter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Remember, UNIX spelled backwards is XINU. -- Mt.

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Slashdot Footer Quotes @slashdotfooter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

"I go on working for the same reason a hen goes on laying eggs." - H. L. Mencken

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Slashdot Footer Quotes @slashdotfooter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

As long as we're going to reinvent the wheel again, we might as well try making it round this time. - Mike Dennison

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Slashdot Footer Quotes @slashdotfooter.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Retirement means that when someone says "Have a nice day", you actually have a shot at it.

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Slashdot Footer Quotes @slashdotfooter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

"Free markets select for winning solutions." -- Eric S. Raymond

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Slashdot Footer Quotes @slashdotfooter.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

No hardware designer should be allowed to produce any piece of hardware until three software guys have signed off for it. -- Andy Tanenbaum

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Slashdot Footer Quotes @slashdotfooter.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

You will be successful in your work.

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Slashdot Footer Quotes @slashdotfooter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. -- Frederick Crane

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Slashdot Footer Quotes @slashdotfooter.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

Any given program, when running, is obsolete.

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Slashdot Footer Quotes @slashdotfooter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

"Old age and treachery will beat youth and skill every time." -- a coffee cup

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Slashdot Footer Quotes @slashdotfooter.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

People who go to conferences are the ones who shouldn't.

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