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slapula

@slapula.bsky.social
826 followers 1.2K following 2.5K posts

Dad Platform Engineer Pragmatic leftist (everyone hates me) Misanthrope Language learner (🇺🇦/🇵🇱/🇧🇾) Dumpling enthusiast Wisconsin Born and Raised Honorary Chicagoan

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slapula @slapula.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I don't think he's ever seen or been present at a birth
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slapula @slapula.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Yep. Went to HS in rural Michigan. This guy was basically 85% of our male student body.
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slapula @slapula.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
At 13% ABV, that's a pretty weak port 🤔🤔🤔
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silverbeard2026 @silverbeard2026.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
FYI
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slapula @slapula.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I am so pissed off with my government (and that says a lot in this current environment). The ceaseless betrayals toward the Ukrainian people are awful. It should be open season on all Russian energy infrastructure going forward.
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slapula @slapula.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Thank you. Call them what they are: Terrorists
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slapula @slapula.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bro what are you doing
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slapula @slapula.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Why Are You Booing Me? I'm Right
ALT: Why Are You Booing Me? I'm Right
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slapula @slapula.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
JFC just move to Idaho already
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slapula @slapula.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is wrong because all categories here should be The Leftovers
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slapula @slapula.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm ready for Mercenaries 2: World In Flames to be reality
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slapula @slapula.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
22% approval is still way too high
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slapula @slapula.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I cant think of a more perfect movie scene.
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slapula @slapula.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I doubt he does either
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slapula @slapula.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oil derricks. That would be the modern equivalent lol
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slapula @slapula.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I don't even know why I watch football anymore
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slapula @slapula.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
She's quite bad at this
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slapula @slapula.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It's not chili without beans. Like many things, Texans are just completely wrong here.
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slapula @slapula.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
ok Im ready for the footage of him being boo'ed please
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slapula @slapula.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
whoa I played the hell out of this demo disc back in the day
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slapula @slapula.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
all these people have is fear.
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slapula @slapula.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
> Ezra Douthglesias Now I can't unsee that grotesque devil baby. Thanks for that.
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slapula @slapula.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I've said this publicly at a Great Wolf Lodge several times.
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slapula @slapula.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Are there any sites you still recommend?
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slapula @slapula.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Between this and the NIL, my obsession with college football is dead. I haven't watched a game in years. That dude is 100% correct. The whole system needs to be blown up and rebuilt from scratch.
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slapula @slapula.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The United States government is a terrorist organization.
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slapula @slapula.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Now do Weyauwega lol
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slapula @slapula.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Oh don't look into the Robin Hood movie that came out this year too.... Trust me on this lol
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slapula @slapula.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Claiming Hook is a bad movie is peak Blueskyism
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slapula @slapula.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
So that explains the weird feelings I had while playing Seaman....
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slapula @slapula.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Unacceptable positions will require struggle sessions.
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slapula @slapula.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I've been using it to filter out the charlatans. If you think Piker is the worst thing about the Democratic party (or progressive politics in general) right now then you are deeply unserious and no one should listen to you. I'm so tired of these people and their obvious bad faith arguments.
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slapula @slapula.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
History exists before the GWoT though.
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slapula @slapula.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I'll give you that! I haven't been to Wall Drug in ~30 years
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slapula @slapula.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Oklahoma reporting in. This is completely accurate.
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slapula @slapula.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Wall Drug, this place is basically Wall Drug if it were updated and turned into a chain of gas stations. Once the sugary high wears off after your first visit, the reality of it hits and you realize it's not all that special.
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slapula @slapula.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Bucees is not even that great. The food is overrated and the rest of the store is just tourist trap kitsch.
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slapula @slapula.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
We really just going to kill trade wages
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slapula @slapula.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I'll vote for whoever promises to knock this down on day one
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slapula @slapula.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
oh wow they pivoted to Klarna for firearms 🤮
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slapula @slapula.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Yep. I broke my collarbone after hitting what I thought was a secured service grate.
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slapula @slapula.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
(source: I used to ride one until I crashed and broke my collarbone)
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slapula @slapula.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
they aren't even the worst in this category. look at electronic unicycles! they are making them just as fast if not faster than these scooters
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slapula @slapula.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Now do EUCs!
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slapula @slapula.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
yeah, where is the attack here?
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slapula @slapula.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Wait is this why Trump has been pissy with SK recently? This seems more "reasonable" than SK not playing along with the Iran War.
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slapula @slapula.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Every time I think about joining the DSA, I have to remind myself that they will probably execute me for being a Menshevik.
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slapula @slapula.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see.
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slapula @slapula.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Woke 1.0 was fine. It was the response that was unhinged. I'll die on that hill.
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slapula @slapula.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I'm game for the new meta: deep-fried deep-fried Oreos
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