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Marphy Black @slappycromwell.bsky.social · 1h

Apparently, I just missed the 20th anniversary of my very first YouTube video upload. Well shucks, I guess I'll just have to catch it on the next 20th anniversary. That can't be too far off, right? #2046

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Marphy Black @slappycromwell.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Thus, this evidence swiftly disproves the hack fraud attempts at rewriting history proclaiming my Uncensored Sirens+Stalkers mod as being a "gooner mod with a fake backstory". #hackgoonery Perhaps one day I'll also explain the origin of the original uncensored Siren (pictured).

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Marphy Black @slappycromwell.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Using the Steam2 content dump, I can now provide incontrovertible proof that Killing Floor's October 2009 "Level Up Update" did, in fact, originally have the Stalkers on KF-Wyre's lab tables be nude before being censored in a later patch. #killingfloorlore #killinglore

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Marphy Black @slappycromwell.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Does any Left 4 Dead survivor's backstory and/or personality come anywhere close to beating this? I think we all know the answer to that question, @valvesoftware.com! #revelations2012 #haterade #ben

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Marphy Black @slappycromwell.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Everyone talking about Portal leak this and L4D leak that, and yet no one talks about us having a late 2011 build of Revelations 2012! I can't really tell what's different since it's been 14 years, but it is the pre-patch, pre-F2P version! #revelations2012 #haterade

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Marphy Black @slappycromwell.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I know it's been 14 years since I said I wouldn't buy CS:GO until they brought back the Arctic Avenger, but to think, he had already been there this whole time. Why, @counter-strike.net? Why did you get so close only to cruelly deny us the Avengers? #teraleak #bringbackarcticavengers

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Marphy Black @slappycromwell.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Good news, everyone! I'm currently ranked #1 worldwide for Insane difficulty on the Depth Dwellers global leaderboard! I guess it really goes to show you: As long as you put your mind to it, there is no depth you cannot dwell! #depthdwellers #awsome

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Marphy Black @slappycromwell.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

The 1997 3D Realms building virtual tour has a photo of THE iconic urinal that was digitized for Duke Nukem 3D. How many have virtually urinated into this very fixture? Hey @3drealms.bsky.social, where's this historical artifact preserved and viewable by the public? #dukelore

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Marphy Black @slappycromwell.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Even after all these Quake expansions, there has yet to be a single explanation as to why the series keeps depicting Jesus partially noclipping into walls. Hey @doom.com (@Quake is not on Bluesky), are you explicitly implying that Jesus came from the Backrooms™? #quake #backrooms #quakelore

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Marphy Black @slappycromwell.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

In Doom's PC manual, the Imp is called a "brown bastard". In the Super Nintendo manual, the Imp's called a "mutant". In the Sega 32X manual, the Imp's called a "brown bomber". What in the fireblu did you mean by a "brown bomber", @doom.com @sega-west.bsky.social @sega.jp? #doom #doomlore

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Marphy Black @slappycromwell.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Good news, my fellow Depth Dwellians! The developer of the in-development Depth Dwellers remaster, @trisoftlegacy.com,posted photos of the game's original box sample as well as the rare Spanish edition! Truly, we may live to see the day of the long-awaited Depth Dwellers big box rerelease. #awsome

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Marphy Black @slappycromwell.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

The most notable effect of the broken Dynamic Difficulty System was that, eventually, nearly every single human enemy would become a Chaingunner, hence the Chaingunner mouse pad.

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Marphy Black @slappycromwell.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

POSTMORTEM: Within a day of me placing this order, CafePress swiftly deleted these art designs after being up for 20 years. I am the last person ever to buy a SiN Ep1 patch shirt. I apologize for my tweets, yet again, having catastrophically destructive consequences on the 'net.

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Marphy Black @slappycromwell.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

You know what? I'm not gonna to take this sitting down! Despite Ritual not selling this SiN Ep1 patch shirt for 20 years now, I went and bought it and the accompanying mouse pad anyway! They just arrived, and here's photo proof! How do you like them apples, @MumboJumboGames (again, not on Bluesky)?

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Marphy Black @slappycromwell.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I wish I had bought the official "I beat SiN Episode 1 Before the Patch!" shirt when I had the chance back in 2006, because how can I tell people 20 years later that I did, in fact, beat SiN Episode 1 before the patch? Hey @MumboJumboGames (not on Bluesky), can you come back and unpatch SiN Ep1?

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Marphy Black @slappycromwell.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Speaking of its 20th anniversary, these are just a handful of screenshots I captured on the first day I purchased The Ship on July 24, 2006. Boy, it's hard to believe all these people must certainly be dead by now. #theship

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Marphy Black @slappycromwell.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

After 27 years, I've finally solved this Duke Nukem: Zero Hour mystery reference for myself. Hey @dukenukemgame (not on BlueSky), how was I supposed to get this as a kid? This bloody British humour just went way over me bloomin' head! #dukenukem #dukelore #alanpartridge #cookpassbabtridge

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Marphy Black @slappycromwell.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

URGENT TWEET: Did anyone about 30-ish years ago either send or receive a @sega.jp Segagram using one of these "Duke Grams"? That email sitting in your AOL or Compuserve account may be the last hope of preserving these lost Duke Nukem 3D renders! #segagram #dukelore #damnyouregood

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Marphy Black @slappycromwell.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

I want to wish everyone a Happy Valenti- wait a minute, why is the camouflage pattern on Duke 3D's Pig Cop Tank the same as the one on the camo walls in Final Doom's Plutonia? You lied to me, @dukenukemgame (not on Bluesky) @doom.com! You betrayed me! You used me! #dukelore #doomlore #Valentines

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Marphy Black @slappycromwell.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

As a non-joke addendum, I don't send out friend requests on Steam out of the blue. Always be wary of such impersonation scams. #vernetroyer! #varginha

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Marphy Black @slappycromwell.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

I've received reports that Steam scammers are impersonating my profile and sending friend requests. If you ever need to verify it's really me, always check for Verne and Varginha Remastered Playtest. In other words, if it ain't got Mini-Me in Varginha, it ain't me (in Varginha).

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Marphy Black @slappycromwell.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

BEHIND THE SCENES INFO: I wrote this tweet one year ago intending it as a flippant response which coincided with the 2025 reprint of Raising the Bar that'd also include this Stalker artwork, making it timely. But RTB '25 is yet to appear. @valvesoftware.com, when is the bar raising?

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Marphy Black @slappycromwell.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

I see all these people always talking about Half-Life 3, and yet no one talks about the fact that the Stalker concept art in the Half-Life 2 anniversary documentary is so heavily cropped. Why do you not want us to see, like, 80% of the beta Stalker, @valvesoftware.com? #halflife

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Marphy Black @slappycromwell.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

I wanted to assure everyone that the Ivan and Monkey picture is not lost media as it had always been safely preserved. Perhaps by viewing this image you may also be a part in ensuring its historical legacy for future generations. #halflife #gordonandamonkey

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Marphy Black @slappycromwell.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

YEARLY THANKSGIVING REDNECK RAMPAGE FU FACT: If you "Yeehaw!" in a barrel, you're rewarded with a whole 10 bonus health points instead of the normal 1! Be sure to use this elite tactic to give yourself the edge in your next Redneck Rampage multiplayer competition! #Thanksgiving

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Marphy Black @slappycromwell.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

On this day and no other, we celebrate the 25th anniversary of Ricochet, unleashed Nov. 14, 2000 with Counter-Strike. As its Steam page is wrong, I suggest finding a way of remembering Ricochet's correct birthday. It's easy for me since today is also my own birthday. #ricochet2

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Marphy Black @slappycromwell.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

Once again, Valve's deceit fools an unsuspecting populace: Ricochet's release date on Steam is false. Ricochet released November 14, 2000 in the retail disc version of Counter-Strike. But fear not, for I continue my 20+ years vigilance against Valve's Ricochet lies! #ricochet2

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Marphy Black @slappycromwell.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

I searched and could only find 20+ year old forum posts mentioning this, so here's the Return to Castle Wolfenstein "I need ammo!" reference in Sealab 2021. To any surviving show creators: See? One guy did recognize the reference. And I even remembered it too! Totally worth it!

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Marphy Black @slappycromwell.bsky.social · 20/07/2025

Good news, everyone! The artist has been identified! This piece was apparently commissioned a Half-Life fan out there and drawn by one "Karstens". web.archive.org/web/20020603... But now this begs the question: Who was that fan?

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Marphy Black @slappycromwell.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

After years of searching, I finally refound my favorite 90s Half-Life fan art of all time! Sadly, I lost the artist's name literal decades ago, but what mere name can do justice to a masterpiece? Hey @valvesoftware.com, please cancel HLX and remake this picture. #halflife

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Mega64 @mega64official.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

Today is the 20th anniversary of the original “WTF BOOM” meme getting uploaded to the internet. Many may not know this, but the explosion and laughter comes from our “Cold Fear” video we did for Ubisoft back in 2005. Thank you for keeping the legacy alive.

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Marphy Black @slappycromwell.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

See the full quality WTF BOOM! 4k remaster on YouTube. Full credit to @mega64official.bsky.social and Steve Moustache for unwittingly becoming a part of this fad (as we called them back in the day). Also, I belatedly apologize for any blown out eardrums. #ytmnd #wtfboom #fad youtu.be/wrZqUBSo6XI

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WTF Boom! - Official 20th Anniversary 4k Remaster

YouTube video by MarphitimusBlackimus

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Marphy Black @slappycromwell.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

20 years ago today, July 14, 2005, I created "Link finds a WTF" on YTMND, later becoming better known today on the Internet after it took on a life of its own as "WTF BOOM!". To commemorate this 20th anniversary, I've remastered my original WTF BOOM! YTMND in 4k. #ytmnd #wtfboom

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Marphy Black @slappycromwell.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

My treasured souvenirs from attending this WWF Raw are a couple ticket stubs, a Road Dogg bulldog plush, a Scotty Too Hotty foam hand, and a disposable camera's worth of blurry, overexposed photos from an 11-year-old me who was too short to hold the camera above the audience.

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Marphy Black @slappycromwell.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

Spurred on by @wrestlingbios.bsky.social' latest Reliving the War, I reviewed the Sep 18, 2000 WWF Raw to try to find myself and my dad in the audience, and I think we're roughly among these blurry splotches. Thus, I can say I was on cable TV! Does anyone have a satellite feed of this show?

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Marphy Black @slappycromwell.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

Actual footage of my desktop on this day (and most days, to be fair). #doom #fireworks

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Marphy Black @slappycromwell.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

This means we're also right on the verge of the 20th anniversary of my YTMND which became way more popular outside of the site, "Link finds a... what the hell is that?", better known now as "WTF Boom". I 'spose I oughta do something special for its birthday. #ytmnd #wtfboom #fad

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Marphy Black @slappycromwell.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

20 years ago today, June 28, 2005, I created "What is Half-Life?" on YTMND, becoming my most popular site there which spurred an interest in creating more HL stuff. whatishl.ytmnd.com But it left one burning question: Hey @valvesoftware.com, what is Half-Life? #halflife #ytmnd

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Marphy Black @slappycromwell.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

In this Duke Nukem D-Day build, the lockers in this science lab kind of look like the ones in Half-Life's Anomalous Materials Lab. It even has one labeled "Freeman" too! What are the odds? Boy, what a coincidence this is, eh @valvesoftware.com @gearboxofficial.bsky.social? #halflife #dukelore

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Marphy Black @slappycromwell.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

In this book's Garry Newman interview, this screenshot is identified as being the original 1998 Half-Life, yet it's clearly 2006's Half-Life: Deathmatch Source! Boy I really hope somebody got fired for this blunder, @bitmapbooks.com! And why didn't you correct them, @garrynewman.bsky.social? #jbmod

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Marphy Black @slappycromwell.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

In this newly-leaked Duke Nukem: D-Day build, the evil scientist's lab contains cloning tanks with Dukes from 1, 2, 3D, and even TTK. However, the fourth tank is empty! As if we're still waiting for that Duke! Maybe waiting... 'forever'! I see what you did there, @dukenukemgame (not on Bluesky)!

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Marphy Black @slappycromwell.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

You: Barney Calhoun in Blue Shift isn't Barney Calhoun because it doesn't call you Barney. Me: The manual calls you Barney Calhoun. Multiple times, even! Don't worry, @gearboxofficial.bsky.social, I'm a real fan who's got your back! #halflife #realfan (Scans by @segadreamcastinfo.bsky.social)

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Marphy Black @slappycromwell.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

But despite this calamitous oversight in Radiaki lore, this still doesn't change the fact that Radiaki's "incredible" characters continue to remain "superior to those found in Doom™". Pack it up, @doom.com! Your dark ages have just been illuminated!

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Marphy Black @slappycromwell.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

The key art for the new release of The Fortress of Dr. Radiaki depicts Dr. Radiaki himself with two normal arms, yet his left arm (or right, if the shot's flipped) is canonically a laser cannon. Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for this blunder, @zoom-platform.com! #radiakilore

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Marphy Black @slappycromwell.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

Whoever just won this shirt at auction has officially laid claim to the being the coolest cat in all of the Doom-dom. You can go ahead and cancel the game release now, @doom.com; the dark ages of Doom are no more! #doom #doomer #doomersdoit

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Marphy Black @slappycromwell.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

The RIOTTANK.3DS model found in the recent 3D Realms discs in the late Stephen Hornback's data archive sure looks like it could be 'the' original model used for the Pig Cop Tank sprites in Duke Nukem 3D. Hey @dukenukemgame (not on Bluesky), can you confirm or disconfirm this suspicion? #dukelore

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Marphy Black @slappycromwell.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

Good news, my fellow PO'ed-ians! My PC physical edition of PO'ed: Definitive Edition has arrived, now joining The World's Largest (known) PO'ed Collection™! This may also inadvertently document the woeful decline of PC "big" box releases. #poed #RIPboxesthatRtoobig #3do4life

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Marphy Black @slappycromwell.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

To assuage the public's fears, I wanted to assure everyone that, after several harrowing months in shipping, my Barney on Miami Beach mug has arrived safe and sound. It now sits on my desk where it will serve out its days as a container for bits and bobs. #halflife #barney #miami

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Marphy Black @slappycromwell.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

Speaking of Painkiller, I'll be on the lookout in the reboot for my favorite iconic foes of the series, those being stagehands, robots, vikings, Japan, and pirate skeletons. What did you mean by the theological implications of robots ending up in Purgatory, @painkillergame.bsky.social?

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