Slapper 🐀 @slapperpow.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I'll be going live with Elin at 4pm ET. We'll turn this barren land into profit... and probably die a bunch in weird caves. 001
Slapper 🐀 @slapperpow.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Miniature freaking thing. A bite sized and fantastical life. 000
Slapper 🐀 @slapperpow.bsky.social · 26/01/2026They don't tell you this about the economy but if you kill a moai it doesn't give points. However shooting its rings gives 100 points. Wake up; Big Pointos has been lying to you. 063
Slapper 🐀 @slapperpow.bsky.social · 19/10/2025And then you find something like this and it's all worth it. 010
Slapper 🐀 @slapperpow.bsky.social · 03/10/2025He stands tall even with an extra 50 pounds of crossbow bolts in him ❤️ 122
Slapper 🐀 @slapperpow.bsky.social · 24/09/2025The holy lord phoenix may be able to survive one bolt to the eyeball, but he cannot survive two. 120
Slapper 🐀 @slapperpow.bsky.social · 16/09/2025The gift of prophecy is granted by booting up the Playstation 1. 120
Slapper 🐀 @slapperpow.bsky.social · 13/07/2025Yes some of the old versions had screen flashing. Yes my eyes are fine... 010
Slapper 🐀 @slapperpow.bsky.social · 04/07/2025The real downfall of the KOF movie is that there was no KOF: The Movie: The Game. 1222
