✯SLANEYiNFAMOUS✯ @slaneyinfamo.us · 21/03/2026saying “don’t get a macbook, just get an ipad” is like telling someone who’s in the market for a good cooking knife to invest in an expensive pair of safety scissors 070
✯SLANEYiNFAMOUS✯ @slaneyinfamo.us · 28/02/2026absolutely nothing good about the fact that they probably just killed ayatollah khamenei 220
✯SLANEYiNFAMOUS✯ @slaneyinfamo.us · 19/02/2026marge simpson’s sex appeal is timeless and unyielding while lois griffin is considered “of her time” and no longer HOT. the forum mods have requested members do not re-open this discussion thread. 140
✯SLANEYiNFAMOUS✯ @slaneyinfamo.us · 19/02/2026ughh of COURSE google’s AI is a fucking GEMINI… just like my ex!!!! 1162
✯SLANEYiNFAMOUS✯ @slaneyinfamo.us · 17/02/2026my life has been a 25-year string of humiliating failures and it hasn’t gotten me horny even once. people with humiliation kinks are the luckiest people on earth 070
✯SLANEYiNFAMOUS✯ @slaneyinfamo.us · 17/02/2026and the brother you trust will never keep your proud head from faaalling 010
✯SLANEYiNFAMOUS✯ @slaneyinfamo.us · 17/02/2026do you have any idea how much gentile infant blood generating an AI image uses 020
✯SLANEYiNFAMOUS✯ @slaneyinfamo.us · 16/02/2026sir? SIR! excuse me, sir. your ideas are thoroughly debunked! THOROUGHLY debunked, i say! good day, sir! 030
✯SLANEYiNFAMOUS✯ @slaneyinfamo.us · 13/02/2026shingles is coming for my ass. i can feel it cooking. any day now 030
✯SLANEYiNFAMOUS✯ @slaneyinfamo.us · 28/01/2026if you’re still doing the “helen keller was a fraud” thing in 2026 you might as well just say die hard is a christmas movie 130
✯SLANEYiNFAMOUS✯ @slaneyinfamo.us · 23/01/2026right side of my sink started leaking. haven't had the chance to put in for maintenance. plugged that side in the meantime. inspector comes for the annual. i tell her about it, but she still opens the faucet, confused as it fills up. now i have a sink full of water i can't drain. 140
✯SLANEYiNFAMOUS✯ @slaneyinfamo.us · 22/01/2026we need a filipino mao zedong to save san francisco 040
✯SLANEYiNFAMOUS✯ @slaneyinfamo.us · 20/01/2026when i remember a song that influenced me / got me into music i add to a big playlist. as it builds i’m shocked how much of it is pure indie rock. listening exclusively to local alternative radio in the 2000s will do that i suppose but it kind of dwarfs my other fav genres lmao 140
✯SLANEYiNFAMOUS✯ @slaneyinfamo.us · 14/01/2026to my beloved mutuals: i successfully managed to cut scrolling the tl out of my experience on this website a year or so ago, so i'm sorry if it seems like i'm never interacting with you. if you post something you think i'd find funny you can DM it to me. i won't be annoyed 050
✯SLANEYiNFAMOUS✯ @slaneyinfamo.us · 14/01/2026ahhh shit i forgot to do the xxxtentacion thing as soon as i found out. can you guys pretend i did that and laugh 030
✯SLANEYiNFAMOUS✯ @slaneyinfamo.us · 14/01/2026i don’t even hate 21 pilots but tyler joseph is a comically bad lyricist. i’m honestly jealous of how good he is at tricking his fans into thinking he’s a deep, talented poet with any command of language whatsoever because this stuff is so dumb 1121
✯SLANEYiNFAMOUS✯ @slaneyinfamo.us · 13/01/2026writing the first cover letter of my entire life i'm getting desperate here 020
✯SLANEYiNFAMOUS✯ @slaneyinfamo.us · 12/01/2026this shit went ridiculously hard when i was 11 (it still goes ridiculously hard) youtu.be/zQxDd93HRKIyoutu.beI Fight Dragons - "KABOOM!"YouTube video by I Fight Dragons 030
✯SLANEYiNFAMOUS✯ @slaneyinfamo.us · 09/01/2026[forgetting what the first lady is called] The Wife President of the United States 040
✯SLANEYiNFAMOUS✯ @slaneyinfamo.us · 09/01/2026[forgetting the name of the first would-be trump assassin] lucas cruikshank 061
✯SLANEYiNFAMOUS✯ @slaneyinfamo.us · 04/01/2026bare minimum next president has to put all these guys in prison immediately 0100
✯SLANEYiNFAMOUS✯ @slaneyinfamo.us · 04/01/2026desperately trying to shake off the mandate of heaven. i don’t want it anymore 040
✯SLANEYiNFAMOUS✯ @slaneyinfamo.us · 01/01/2026it is time to listen to the song youtu.be/NSgHGFuPNusyoutu.beDeath Cab For Cutie - The New Year (Official Video)YouTube video by Death Cab for Cutie 043
✯SLANEYiNFAMOUS✯ @slaneyinfamo.us · 31/12/2025it has been a year of catastrophic personal failures. here’s to another 150
✯SLANEYiNFAMOUS✯ @slaneyinfamo.us · 29/12/2025you know what they say: the blacker the berry, the sweeter the fruit 010
✯SLANEYiNFAMOUS✯ @slaneyinfamo.us · 26/12/2025this is an insanely good remix of an insanely shitty punk song i made when i was 18 on an EP you should absolutely buy catboyslim.bandcamp.com/track/rearvi...catboyslim.bandcamp.comrearview mirror!!!! [catboy slim remix], by slaneyinfamousfrom the album tangled up EP 073
✯SLANEYiNFAMOUS✯ @slaneyinfamo.us · 26/12/2025Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits of of mountainsides. They crave that mineral. 020
✯SLANEYiNFAMOUS✯ @slaneyinfamo.us · 26/12/2025spending christmas in the basement of a 40-year-old theater (don’t ask) soyfacing at everything in the prop storage 170
✯SLANEYiNFAMOUS✯ @slaneyinfamo.us · 25/12/2025best song ever youtu.be/hImy_6B6H88youtu.be'Put One Foot In Front Of The Other' Song | Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town (1970) | Screen BitesYouTube video by Screen Bites 000
✯SLANEYiNFAMOUS✯ @slaneyinfamo.us · 23/12/2025question for people who do not know how old i am: how old do you think i am 240
✯SLANEYiNFAMOUS✯ @slaneyinfamo.us · 18/12/2025we probably should’ve expected the zoomer conservative turn considering most gen z culture seems to have flown downstream from 4chan since 2020 000
✯SLANEYiNFAMOUS✯ @slaneyinfamo.us · 18/12/2025i was confused as to why olivia nuzzi comes off really charismatic to me when she’s not even hot or a particularly good liar but then i realized she’s just got trump swag. dragon energy 010
✯SLANEYiNFAMOUS✯ @slaneyinfamo.us · 16/12/2025“next up” in 2026: -doing my job -saving your life -nutsack 2009 -pod hates fags -bluey c.k. 040