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Empower Jocelyn 8.

@slandernlies.bsky.social
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Joss for short. Scrub card game grinder/degenerate. Passionately mediocre Netrunner player. Thronesdb Random Girl. FaB Uzuri Main. Mach's Doctor Who friend. She/They 🏳️‍⚧️

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Empower Jocelyn 8. @slandernlies.bsky.social · 52m
Another Friday Night, another FaB Armory! CC this time so back on my beloved Uzuri: R1 vs Fatigue Dori- L R2 vs Ira- W R3 vs Malice- W Awesome games and turns out there's a Proquest tomorrow so bought a last minute ticket!
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Empower Jocelyn 8. @slandernlies.bsky.social · 14h
AGoT LCG 1.0 Random for 9/10 is a powerful reason to be running City plots. Decks with City plots lean more controlling to get the most value from their plot deck. City of Sin is great at slowing our opponent right down and copying it with City of Spiders makes for our closer.
City of Sin
House Neutral
Plot — City
When revealed, choose and kneel up to X characters. X is the number of City plots in your used pile.

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Illustrated by Ryan Barger

A Time of Trials — #40
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Empower Jocelyn 8. @slandernlies.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
AGoT LCG 1.0 Random for 8/10 only arrived in the last cycle but was able to make waves in Melee for the last year of 1.0 and bring back an older Melee deck House of Dreams Winterfell. In 1.0 Melee, you could defend for players you support and the Lord Commander could defend MIL for anyone.
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Raventree Hall
House Stark
Location — Stronghold
Immune to events.
While a character you control is defending alone, it gets +1 STR and gains renown.
Illustrated by

Secrets and Schemes — #14
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Empower Jocelyn 8. @slandernlies.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Well, that's 5 years on HRT, I reckon this is the most my body is gonna change *immediately starts gaining weight in super affirming places*
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Empower Jocelyn 8. @slandernlies.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
AGoT LCG 1.0 Random for 7/10 was an econ staple. Most decks started with one of each of most of the Streets. Non limited 0 cost econ really improves setups and we get the benefit of it the turn we marshal it. The only decks that didn't include these had some kind of deckbuilding or play restrictions
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Street of Steel
House Neutral
Location — King's Landing
Limit 1 per deck.
Marshalling: Kneel Street of Steel to lower the cost of the next character with a [Military] icon you play this phase by 1.
Illustrated by Franz Miklis

Core — #139
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Empower Jocelyn 8. @slandernlies.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Cross sex hormones.
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Empower Jocelyn 8. @slandernlies.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
AGoT LCG 1.0 Random for 6/10 was great for closing or gaining tempo in Voltron decks built around characters like Beric Dondarrion or Mace Tyrell that don't already have an ability that let's them attack/defend without kneeling.
The Prince That Was Promised
House Neutral
Plot
Any character with more attachments than each other character in play does not kneel to attack or defend.

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Illustrated by Marco Caradonna

Illyrio's Gift — #20
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Empower Jocelyn 8. @slandernlies.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
AGoT LCG 1.0 Random for 5/10 is one of the Seas. Flexible, nonlimited economy that can help splashing. This one was the best one because splashing Asha Greyjoy (WLL) in a Lanni Power Behind The Throne deck was so good. So good in fact that Asha got errataed to House Greyjoy only.
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Sunset Sea
House Lannister
House Greyjoy
Location — Westeros
Marshalling: Discard Sunset Sea from play to reduce the cost of the next [Lannister] or [Greyjoy] character you play this phase by 2.
[+1 Influence]
Illustrated by Trevor Cook

Kings of the Sea — #25
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Becca Petunia 🏳️‍⚧️ @tallgirlpetunia.northsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don't know why Pope Leo is so fucking transphobic when we all know that at Level 34 he's gonna turn into this:
The Pokemon Primarina
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Empower Jocelyn 8. @slandernlies.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
AGoT LCG 1.0 Random for 4/10 is a card you could legally register in your decklist. I suppose if you really wanted to you could House of Dreams for Noyne and use this shuffle as a bad Lantern Control engine? It's just not as good as what we can do in 2.0 with Greensight etc.
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Septon Cellador
House Neutral
Character — Night's Watch, Septon
No attachments.
Any Phase: Kneel Septon Cellador to shuffle any player's deck.
Septon Cellador led the men on the barricade in a prayer, beseeching the Warrior to give them strength.

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Holy crest
Illustrated by Vincent Dutrait

Wolves of the North — #14
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Empower Jocelyn 8. @slandernlies.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
AGoT LCG 1.0 Random for 3/10 is an iconic choke staple. Yes, it's symmetrical. But we're building our economy base and cost curve in full knowledge that we're playing Blockade, and our opponents most likely haven't. Banger.
Blockade
House Neutral
Plot
The income on each opponent's revealed plot card is reduced to 0.

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Illustrated by Thomas Denmark

Core — #193
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Empower Jocelyn 8. @slandernlies.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
AGoT LCG 1.0 Random for 2/10 was truly awful in Constructed formats. Awful rate, most hated trait and Lanni had access to unconditional draw and I'd argue the most competition for 4 cost slots. This is a CCG reprint though and it was ok in Limited where Draw, Stealth, and ally hate are much rarer.
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Qyburn's Informers
House Lannister
Character — Ally
Stealth.
Response: After you win an [Intrigue] challenge in which Qyburn's Informers participated, draw 2 cards.

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Intrigue icon
Illustrated by Jarreau Wimberly

Core — #49
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Empower Jocelyn 8. @slandernlies.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm so fucking tired dog
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Empower Jocelyn 8. @slandernlies.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
AGoT LCG 1.0 Random for 1/10 looks like a control tool for Burn decks to deal with Characters that can't be discarded or killed and that was likely the design intent. I only ever saw it get used in Viserys Targaryen combo decks to bounce Viserys in emergencies and rebuy all our cantrip attachments
Pyrophobia
House Targaryen
Event
House Targaryen only.
Response: After a character's STR is reduced to 2 or lower by a card effect, return that character and all attachments on it to their owner's hand.
Half a hundred buckets of seawater still hung from the gunwales, in case of fires.
Illustrated by Jake Murray

Forging the Chain — #32
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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🧏‍♀️🗯💢🧕
a fake screenshot from the game Final Fantasy Tactics with Rapha saying "why is a woman's future never as promising as her abusers?"
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Empower Jocelyn 8. @slandernlies.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
AGoT LCG 1.0 Random for 30/9 was an early CCG staple but a stinker in its LCG life. Back in CCG, Gold was taxed at end of Marshalling so all costs during Challenges were paid with Influence. In LCG, we added the Taxation phase to the end of the round and many challenges effects cost gold...

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Crossroads
House Neutral
Location — Westeros
[+1 Income]
[+1 Influence]
Illustrated by Michael Clarke

Core — #138
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Empower Jocelyn 8. @slandernlies.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
AGoT LCG 1.0 Random for 29/9 looks like she'd only go in Brotherhood decks but her real home was in Martell KotHH control with very few Characters. Her ability guarantees board presence, slows opponent's down by ensuring they can't claim power from us and keeping our Flea Bottom Scavengers live.

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Lady Stoneheart
House Neutral
Character — Brotherhood, Ally
Renown.
Dominance: Put Lady Stoneheart into play from your dead pile. Then, discard all power from your House card.
"Lord Beric put his lips to hers, and the flame of his life passed from him to her. And... she rose. May the Lord of Light protect us. She rose."

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Intrigue icon
Power icon
Illustrated by Christine Griffin

Mountains of the Moon — #58
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Empower Jocelyn 8. @slandernlies.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
AGoT LCG 1.0 Random for 28/9 is technically good I guess, but doesn't really lend himself to what Bara normally wants to be doing. I have played him obv (I stan Florents). Imo his best home was in my Bara HoD Bitterbridge Encampment, a Knights Toolbox deck with an underrated tutor engine (see below)
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Ser Axell Florent
House Baratheon
Character — Knight, House Florent
Response: After Ser Axell Florent enters play, choose and discard 1 duplicate from play.
"Let the false and the fickle feel your flames."

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Military icon
Power icon
Holy crest
Illustrated by Kristina Carrol

Where Loyalty Lies — #68
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Empower Jocelyn 8. @slandernlies.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I've played Magic since Dark Ascension, I play Arena every day, I help out at my LGS and we now have a big limited community which I am at least partially responsible for promoting. If they do Universes Beyond: Lame Wizard Books, I am out immediately.
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Empower Jocelyn 8. @slandernlies.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lindsay Ellis 2 hour cruise video good.
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Empower Jocelyn 8. @slandernlies.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I am in awe of the size of AGoT LCG 1.0 Random for 27/9 in a dedicated Brotherhood deck. Absolute unit.
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Lem Lemoncloak
House Neutral
Character — Brotherhood
Deadly.
If you have no power on your House card, Lem Lemoncloak gets +1 STR for each Brotherhood character you control.

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Military icon
Illustrated by Mike Capprotti

Mountains of the Moon — #57
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Empower Jocelyn 8. @slandernlies.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Mixed Results today! Scrubbed out of the FaB Pro Quest , 2-4, only win one game each draft. Played Levia then Malice Went undefeated in Reality Fracture Prerelease, only dropped a single game where I died to Tarmogoyf while flooding 😂 Enjoy this poor pic of my Prerelease deck:
A Rakdos Prerelease deck, highlights include Stingcaster Mage and Overwrite the Multiverse.
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Empower Jocelyn 8. @slandernlies.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
AGoT LCG 1.0 Random for 26/9 was an absolute nightmare to play against. Especially when used with non kneeling tricon The Red Viper (PotS), or pretty much anybody on our To the Spears! turn. Truly gross stuff!
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Lost Oasis
House Martell
Location — The South
Challenges: Kneel Lost Oasis to choose a House Martell character. Until the end of the phase, that character gains Stealth and "after this character bypasses a character by using Stealth, kneel that character."
Illustrated by Jonny Klein

A Time of Trials — #36
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Empower Jocelyn 8. @slandernlies.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Time to post my Ls from tonight's CC armory, we were on Uzuri, all games super close and fun: R1 v Malice-L R2 v Malice-W R3 v Fai-L Got a Limited Pro Quest followed by a MtG Prerelease tomorrow!
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Empower Jocelyn 8. @slandernlies.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
AGoT 1.0 LG Random for 25/9 let's you break a fundamental limitation of the game, only flipping one plot per turn. Best used in Melee Maester decks to open with an At the Gates, then kneel that Maester to flip Good for the Gander and copy another player's tutor opener (which were common). Banger.
Citadel Law
House Neutral
Event — Citadel
Plot: Kneel a Maester character to choose a player. That player must choose and reveal a new plot card.
"'Should our morrows be foretold?' and to that I should answer, 'No! Some doors are best left closed" - Grand Maester Pycelle
Illustrated by Paul Guzenko

Mask of the Archmaester — #95
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Empower Jocelyn 8. @slandernlies.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Mail days are undefeated
The book Extract. Export. Excel. by jan tuno
The book Extract. Export. Excel. by jan tuno
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Benjamin Wheeler @wheeler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Trying something new, making dedicated content for YouTube. Got to yap about some old school cards you should try out for Canadian Highlander.
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Empower Jocelyn 8. @slandernlies.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
AGoT LCG 1.0 Random for 24/9 is an absolute banger. Sure, it was occasionally used to turn Margaery (ATOtT) into an assassin, but it's best use was as discard fodder in HoD Dorans Solar. The OOH penalty doesn't matter as we never play it, we discard it to our outlets, draw from Solar, and recur it.
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Dragonbone Dagger
House Lannister
Attachment — Weapon
Attached character gets +1 STR and gains deadly.
Any Phase: Pay 1 gold to return Dragonbone Dagger from your discard pile to your hand.
Illustrated by Sara Biddle

The House of Black and White — #86
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Empower Jocelyn 8. @slandernlies.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
AGoT LCG 1.0 Random for 23/9 saw basically no Joust play but was the go to Dany for Melee. With 3 opponents and power totals translating to tournament points, non kneelers and Renown both become so much more important in Melee. After this Dany, Dragon Rush decks became a staple of the format.
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Daenerys Targaryen
House Targaryen
Character — Lady, Queen
Renown.
Dragon characters you control do not kneel to attack.

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Intrigue icon
Power icon
Noble crest
Illustrated by Kerem Beylt

Queen of Dragons — #22
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Chris Perry @perridot.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Oh!Ware is a reimagining of the ancient game of Mancala as a deck-building roguelike rooted in African mythology ⚔️Forge alliances with Gods 🔥Build unique synergies 🍃Brave through treacherous hazards and challenges #TrailerTuesday
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Empower Jocelyn 8. @slandernlies.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fine, I'll do the 9 anime thingy
My 9 animes trend
Cardcaptor Sakura
FLCL
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle
Jojos Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable
Puella Magi Madoka Magica
Fruits Basket
Dan Da Dan
Digimon Data Squad
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Empower Jocelyn 8. @slandernlies.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
AGoT LCG 1.0 Random for 22/9 was a competitively viable meme. Remember the Maester chain engine I showed for recurring and cheating out Greyscale? Well we're doing that again, but instead of using Lead Link to burn our target, we're using Copper Link to make them a Dragon. Then they eat themself idk

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Dragon Bite
House Targaryen
Attachment — Condition
Attached character is killed any time it is participating in a challenge in which a Dragon character is participating.
Bones they were, broken and blackened. The longer ones had been cracked open for their marrow.
Illustrated by Rafal Hrynkiewicz

Ancient Enemies — #38
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Empower Jocelyn 8. @slandernlies.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
AGoT LCG 1.0 Random for 21/9 is Lanni's entry in the non unique Bannerman cycle. Stark, Lanni and Bara formed one triangle and the rest another. Lanni gave Stark and Bara stealth. For the others: GJ gave Deadly Martell gave INT Targ gave immune to plots. Fun excuses to splash or play Neutral.
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Frey Emissary
House Lannister
Character — Bannerman, House Frey
If you control a [Stark] character, Frey Emissary gets +1 STR.
If you control a [Baratheon] character, Frey Emissary gains renown.

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Military icon
Power icon
Illustrated by Jarrod Owen

The Champion's Purse — #27
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Empower Jocelyn 8. @slandernlies.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
AGoT LCG 1.0 Random for 20/9 is a well balanced and fondly remembered staple that only came out in the last year of the game. Always a consideration, never an autoinclude, often the cheeky 61st card, or last one left on the cutting room floor the night before an event. We love you Purple Santa!!!
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Unique
Tycho Nestoris
House Neutral
Character — Braavos
Prized 2. No attachments.
Response: After you count income, pay 1 gold to draw 1 card.
[+1 Income]

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Intrigue icon
Power icon
Illustrated by Aleksander Karcz

Spoils of War — #18
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Chris Perry @perridot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh!Ware is a strategy roguelike game, and sometimes the strategy is overwhelming your opponent store.steampowered.com/app/4121430/... #ScreenshotSaturday
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Cas/Strix 🔜 MagicCon Atlanta @strixhavendropout.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
There is no secondary feature to bigotry. Hate someone because they’re hateful; don’t talk about how they’re fat or ugly.
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Empower Jocelyn 8. @slandernlies.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
AGoT LCG 1.0 Random for 19/9 saw play in slower Bara Decks as a tech choice when you expect to see Stark Siege of Winterfell in the meta. I've always considered it a worse Shadows and Spiders with kinder numbers, but maybe that's just because I was always more inclined to Lanni & Martell.
Lineage and Legacy
House Neutral
Plot — Power Struggle
A player cannot initiate a Military challenge unless he or she has won a Power challenge that phase.

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Illustrated by Tony Foti

Kings of the Storm — #55
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Empower Jocelyn 8. @slandernlies.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Forgot to take pic of my pool but here's how I did at the IAR Prerelease, we were on Malice: R1 vs Baalghor- W R2 vs Malice- L R3 vs Malice- W I'll learned a lot to take on board for the Limited Pro Quest next week!
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Empower Jocelyn 8. @slandernlies.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Empower Jocelyn 8. @slandernlies.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
AGoT LCG 1.0 Random for 18/9 looks like a 'Lantern of Insight' but the support for such a strategy wasn't there in 1.0. Noyne saw a little use in decks trying to use Jojen Reed to gain power but John Bruno found that strategy was better without, instead he emptied his deck, went infinite and put...
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Noyne
House Martell
Location — The East
Each opponent plays with the top card of his or her deck revealed.
"This is the Ny Sar, where the Mother gathers in her Wild Daughter, Noyne." - Yandry
Illustrated by Stu Barnes

The House of Black and White
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Open Tabs Cast @opentabscast.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
NEW OPEN TABS! This one's even kinda... Smart people shit? Sort of, we read and discuss the full text of The Death of the Author essay (yes the FULL text) but Sydney and Bugs are still both consuming substances while they do it. opentabs.libsyn.com/2-12-the-dea...
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Empower Jocelyn 8. @slandernlies.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
AGoT LCG 1.0 Random for 17/9 is has a good rate but a negative trait an a cute ability very fitting for a ostentatious spymaster. I wanna talk about Lysono the Lyseni (fakest name ever) in the books tho! We've only met them twice so far, through two of my top 3 POV's: Arianne and Jon Connington...
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Lysono Maar
House Targaryen
Character — Mercenary
Response: After an attachment enters play, choose a player. Look at that player's hand.
The spymaster was new to Griff, a Lyseni named Lysono Maar…

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Military icon
Intrigue icon
Power icon
Learned crest
Illustrated by Mark Bulahao

Spoils of War — #16
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Empower Jocelyn 8. @slandernlies.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Why why why does every physically attractive guy who reciprocates turn out to be misogynistic, or into AI, or a reformer etc etc. Ya gal can't catch a break
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Empower Jocelyn 8. @slandernlies.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
AGoT LCG 1.0 Random for 26/9 was a plot that had good numbers and was solid card advantage in Tully themed Stark decks. The first 1.0 draft set (Westeros) had a Tully sub theme for Stark and this was a good signpost in that format.
Family, Duty, Honor
House Neutral
Plot
When revealed, search the top 5 cards of your deck for any number of House Tully cards, reveal them, and add them to your hand. Then, shuffle the other searched cards back into your deck.

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Illustrated by Marco Caradonna

Lords of Winter — #54
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Empower Jocelyn 8. @slandernlies.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
AGoT LCG 1.0 Random for 15/9 was part of a toxic 1 deck metagame right before I started competitive play (I only played Core Set Melee in 2010). The deck played all 6 North Agendas (3 Night's Watch, 3 Wildlings) to run the 7 drop armies for 1 gold. Massive board stalls & 27 power needed to close...
The Stewards
House Neutral
Agenda — The North
You may run any number of The North agendas that have the words Night's Watch in their text. You need 2 additional power to win the game.
Night's Watch characters you control gain an [Intrigue] icon.
Illustrated by
A King in the North — #99
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Empower Jocelyn 8. @slandernlies.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
AGoT LCG 1.0 Random for 14/9 was far from a staple but was very swish in an iconic deck, Bara Hollow Hill. After the errata to KotHH (counts as 5 cards at command), the deck IMPROVED. A new line opened of playing Sansa (AHA) and entombing this from deck to reanimate as a response to her entering...
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Royal Entourage
House Baratheon
Character — Ally
House Baratheon only.
Response: After you play a Lord or Lady character from your hand, put Royal Entourage into play from your hand or discard pile.

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Military icon
Power icon
Illustrated by David Sourwine

The Tower of the Hand — #47
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Empower Jocelyn 8. @slandernlies.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
AGoT LCG 1.0 Random for 13/9 is a fantastic utility piece I included in most decks that didn't have faction restrictions. The King's Road Cycle fleshed out existing themes and Forgotten Fellowship gave us Brotherhood with new templating. Abilities that work from behind as well as with the agenda...
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Lady of the Leaves
House Neutral
Character — Brotherhood
Immune to events.
While any opponent's House card has more power than your House card, Lady of the Leaves gains, "Any Phase: Kneel Lady of the Leaves to choose a character. Until the end of the phase, treat that character as if its printed text box were blank."

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Intrigue icon
Power icon
Illustrated by Sara K. Diesel

Forgotten Fellowship — #97
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Empower Jocelyn 8. @slandernlies.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
AGoT LCG 1.0 Random for 12/9 is Lannister's entry in the 'prized monocons' cycle. These cards effectively bring back 'specialised' challenges from early CCG days, and punish icon efficency and often meant you were winning unopposed. The most hilarious use of them was by my bestie Wex who built...
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Ashemark Councilor
House Lannister
Character — House Marbrand
Prized 1.
While Ashemark Councilor is participating in a challenge, characters with more than 1 icon do not count their STR.

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Intrigue icon
Illustrated by Owen William Weber

The Prize of the North — #87
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Empower Jocelyn 8. @slandernlies.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Friday Night Armory, let's post some Ws? My belongings are still in storage so I played Silver Age with the Enigma Precon I bought last month: R1 vs Katsu- Win R2 vs Viserai- Loss R3 vs Bravo, Flattering Showman- Win R4 vs Hala- Win Was healing to get out of my bedroom and exist irl for a bit 😊
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Empower Jocelyn 8. @slandernlies.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I've let my dysphoria and depression kick my ass lately but forcing my clocky mug to locals tonight to sling some cardboard and break the cycle. It's been like a month 😬
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