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Sam Harter

@slamharter.bsky.social
63 followers 37 following 116 posts

Comedian in LA, retired professional helicopter pilot, I make funny videos and posts, expert at rap

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Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
My dad told me he gets the military discount at a store because he gets one of the employees stoned everytime he goes in there, another employee does not like it because he knows my dad has never been in the army but also my dad never claimed to be
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Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Buy tickets to Undiscovered Genius July 12th at the Hollywood improv I am headlining a comedy club for the first time ever and I want you to come see me kill it so hard improv.com/hollywood/ev...
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The Goods from the Woods Podcast @thegoodspod.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
TODAY ON THE PODCAST! Comedian David Uhlfelder stops by as we test out the new energy drink from Black Rifle Coffee Co. and talk about their VERY weird lawsuit from 2017. Then, we cover the CRAZY story of Pittsburgh's "fake Burger King" and Morgan Wallen's "Whiskey Glasses" is our JOTW. Lynx-N-Reply
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Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
My brother is 38 but he has the brain of a boomer, I told him I was looking for a job and he suggested that I google search businesses in my area and check online job listing sites like Indeed or Linkedin. How are you 38 and giving the same unprompted advice our 70 year old father would give?
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Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
The stylistic difference between a bearded white man comedian and a mustached white man comedian is staggering
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Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
And you people try to say there is nothing good to watch
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Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
I thought I was sad because America is sending people to prison camps in El Salvador but then I saw someone share a really positive sounding tweet from Bernie talking about capitalism so I feel good again
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Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Sometimes white people in LA create social media posts with the intention to prove they know a single black person
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Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Online liberals proactively accomplishing nothing like…
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Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
4/20 falls on Easter Sunday this year and I cannot wait for all the jokes and memes that are about to be posted, follow my account and I will be sure to reshare those memes
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Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
James corden
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Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Linkedin is the best website for finding jobs
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Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
I don’t know much about meth except for it makes people wanna sit on the sidewalk with their shoes off
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Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Ladies get you a man who can do both
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Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
you should do a podcast with bam margera
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Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Val Kilmer went to diddy parties
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Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
I’m the guy that sold Cory booker the meth that kept him awake for 24 hours
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Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Job listings are like “do you love problem solving? Well you’re gonna love being the guy who hands out flyers on the sidewalk”
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Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Plug in your grill for George
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Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Investigated Kanye’s neo Sunday service choir audition, disturbing results youtu.be/d0UQX7Etc4g?...
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INVESTIGATING Ye’s Sunday Service Choir Public Audition! What I found was deeply disturbing. #ye
YouTube video by The Goods from the Woods
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Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
I’m standing next to a pile of garbage at a bus stop what are you doing?
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Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Fuck your smash burger bitch regular burgers are better
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Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Busting my friends who are lying about their comedy goals is a fun side quest of comedy
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Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
If you wanna keep a secret just post about it on Bluesky and no one will ever see it
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Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
There’s a new type of job positions called Key Holder, it’s literally all the duties of manager but doesn’t offer benefits and only pays $2 above minimum wage. rebranding the job title of manager to avoid paying someone extra should be mega illegal but it’s just normal to take advantage of worker.
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Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Half the job listings online are legit scams and the other half are jobs that pay so little working there would basically be scamming yourself
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Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
The most progressive useless politician of our generation ❤️
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Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Another day another 3 cups of coffee and coffee fueled irrational anxiety
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Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
The thing I have learned about instagram stories is if I post something advertising my comedy barely anyone sees it but if I post a picture of an insane person on the bus it gets lots of views Algorithm issue or are my followers fuckin haters who don’t support me and want to see my demise????
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Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Just let the pope fuckin die already !!!!!
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The Goods from the Woods Podcast @thegoodspod.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
TODAY! Comedian @fifidosch.bsky.social stops by for a grand ol' time as we test out an energy drink with a weird CEO, if you can believe it. A billionaire holds a "Don't Die Summit" in NYC, a woman in Arizona believes her Cyber Truck is a medical necessity, and 5FDP is our JOTW! Listen! Lynx-N-Reply
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Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
The bus smells like lettuce from a McDonald’s burger
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Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
The Economic blackout is for shopping addicts like dry January is for drunks, many people go thru an entire day without spending money, it’s fine and normal to do that, its actually insane to have to plan around and force yourself to not buy stuff Just my opinion
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Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
I need to buy toothpaste but there is an economic black out today so are you guys ok with my breath smelling like shit???
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Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
I don’t need to do the buyers boycott I don’t shop at any of the big chains because i can only afford the dollar store knock off versions of whatever I need to buy
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Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
I got a ridge wallet and random women have started kissing me
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Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Getting ready for national boycott day by buying hundreds of dollars of things today just incase I need them on Friday
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Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
If Elon asked me to list 5 things I did last week all 5 things would be jacking off
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Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
AOC’s version of “go out and vote” 😪
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Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
It feels good to trick a bringer show into thinking I am going to bring 10 people to their show at $20 a piece and then not even show up to perform for their 4pm show at an improv theater
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Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Make cheese worse again
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Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
America is failing cause our economy is based on insane people making videos about how everyone should go to therapy
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Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
As someone who aligns left politically I can honestly say AOC is part of a psy-op to trick aloof liberals into thinking they are being progressive while cheering for a politician that moves further to the right every day
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Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Been calling my senators and saying “tell Donald trump to knock it off” but so far it is not working
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Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Jelly roll is kid rock for the gen z population who purposely take pressed Xanax
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Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Jerry Seinfeld hasn’t made me laugh in like 30 years but that “I don’t care about Palestine” video got me rolling
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Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Fuck the pope!!!
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Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
When a comedy show advertises they have comics from Comedy Central im like “oh good they are going to be showing re-runs of South Park for 8 hours straight”
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Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
If these people purposely don’t give medical care to their children do they deserve medical care themselves??? I’m gonna say no
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Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Should start a conversation about the awesome perks of being a bodyguard including smelling Taylor swift’s shit
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