Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 09/07/2025My dad told me he gets the military discount at a store because he gets one of the employees stoned everytime he goes in there, another employee does not like it because he knows my dad has never been in the army but also my dad never claimed to be 120
Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 07/07/2025Buy tickets to Undiscovered Genius July 12th at the Hollywood improv I am headlining a comedy club for the first time ever and I want you to come see me kill it so hard improv.com/hollywood/ev... 010
Reposted by Sam HarterThe Goods from the Woods Podcast @thegoodspod.bsky.social · 06/05/2025TODAY ON THE PODCAST! Comedian David Uhlfelder stops by as we test out the new energy drink from Black Rifle Coffee Co. and talk about their VERY weird lawsuit from 2017. Then, we cover the CRAZY story of Pittsburgh's "fake Burger King" and Morgan Wallen's "Whiskey Glasses" is our JOTW. Lynx-N-Reply 168
Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 28/04/2025My brother is 38 but he has the brain of a boomer, I told him I was looking for a job and he suggested that I google search businesses in my area and check online job listing sites like Indeed or Linkedin. How are you 38 and giving the same unprompted advice our 70 year old father would give? 020
Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 26/04/2025The stylistic difference between a bearded white man comedian and a mustached white man comedian is staggering 010
Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 23/04/2025And you people try to say there is nothing good to watch 000
Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 23/04/2025I thought I was sad because America is sending people to prison camps in El Salvador but then I saw someone share a really positive sounding tweet from Bernie talking about capitalism so I feel good again 000
Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 18/04/2025Sometimes white people in LA create social media posts with the intention to prove they know a single black person 000
Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 15/04/2025Online liberals proactively accomplishing nothing like… 000
Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 12/04/20254/20 falls on Easter Sunday this year and I cannot wait for all the jokes and memes that are about to be posted, follow my account and I will be sure to reshare those memes 010
Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 09/04/2025I don’t know much about meth except for it makes people wanna sit on the sidewalk with their shoes off 000
Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 02/04/2025I’m the guy that sold Cory booker the meth that kept him awake for 24 hours 000
Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 28/03/2025Job listings are like “do you love problem solving? Well you’re gonna love being the guy who hands out flyers on the sidewalk” 000
Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 19/03/2025Investigated Kanye’s neo Sunday service choir audition, disturbing results youtu.be/d0UQX7Etc4g?...youtu.beINVESTIGATING Ye’s Sunday Service Choir Public Audition! What I found was deeply disturbing. #yeYouTube video by The Goods from the Woods 000
Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 19/03/2025I’m standing next to a pile of garbage at a bus stop what are you doing? 000
Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 16/03/2025Fuck your smash burger bitch regular burgers are better 010
Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Busting my friends who are lying about their comedy goals is a fun side quest of comedy 010
Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 10/03/2025If you wanna keep a secret just post about it on Bluesky and no one will ever see it 020
Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 07/03/2025There’s a new type of job positions called Key Holder, it’s literally all the duties of manager but doesn’t offer benefits and only pays $2 above minimum wage. rebranding the job title of manager to avoid paying someone extra should be mega illegal but it’s just normal to take advantage of worker. 000
Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Half the job listings online are legit scams and the other half are jobs that pay so little working there would basically be scamming yourself 030
Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 04/03/2025The most progressive useless politician of our generation ❤️ 010
Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 04/03/2025Another day another 3 cups of coffee and coffee fueled irrational anxiety 030
Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 03/03/2025The thing I have learned about instagram stories is if I post something advertising my comedy barely anyone sees it but if I post a picture of an insane person on the bus it gets lots of views Algorithm issue or are my followers fuckin haters who don’t support me and want to see my demise???? 110
Reposted by Sam HarterThe Goods from the Woods Podcast @thegoodspod.bsky.social · 03/03/2025TODAY! Comedian @fifidosch.bsky.social stops by for a grand ol' time as we test out an energy drink with a weird CEO, if you can believe it. A billionaire holds a "Don't Die Summit" in NYC, a woman in Arizona believes her Cyber Truck is a medical necessity, and 5FDP is our JOTW! Listen! Lynx-N-Reply 152
Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 01/03/2025The bus smells like lettuce from a McDonald’s burger 000
Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 01/03/2025The Economic blackout is for shopping addicts like dry January is for drunks, many people go thru an entire day without spending money, it’s fine and normal to do that, its actually insane to have to plan around and force yourself to not buy stuff Just my opinion 020
Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 28/02/2025I need to buy toothpaste but there is an economic black out today so are you guys ok with my breath smelling like shit??? 010
Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 26/02/2025I don’t need to do the buyers boycott I don’t shop at any of the big chains because i can only afford the dollar store knock off versions of whatever I need to buy 100
Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 26/02/2025I got a ridge wallet and random women have started kissing me 000
Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 26/02/2025Getting ready for national boycott day by buying hundreds of dollars of things today just incase I need them on Friday 010
Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 23/02/2025If Elon asked me to list 5 things I did last week all 5 things would be jacking off 000
Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 21/02/2025It feels good to trick a bringer show into thinking I am going to bring 10 people to their show at $20 a piece and then not even show up to perform for their 4pm show at an improv theater 020
Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 21/02/2025America is failing cause our economy is based on insane people making videos about how everyone should go to therapy 000
Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 21/02/2025As someone who aligns left politically I can honestly say AOC is part of a psy-op to trick aloof liberals into thinking they are being progressive while cheering for a politician that moves further to the right every day 110
Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 19/02/2025Been calling my senators and saying “tell Donald trump to knock it off” but so far it is not working 010
Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 18/02/2025Jelly roll is kid rock for the gen z population who purposely take pressed Xanax 010
Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 18/02/2025Jerry Seinfeld hasn’t made me laugh in like 30 years but that “I don’t care about Palestine” video got me rolling 000
Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 17/02/2025When a comedy show advertises they have comics from Comedy Central im like “oh good they are going to be showing re-runs of South Park for 8 hours straight” 010
Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 16/02/2025If these people purposely don’t give medical care to their children do they deserve medical care themselves??? I’m gonna say no 010
Sam Harter @slamharter.bsky.social · 15/02/2025Should start a conversation about the awesome perks of being a bodyguard including smelling Taylor swift’s shit 010