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𝗦𝗟𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗙🍩🍩𝗟

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A congenital loser trapped in a dead-end profession, deriving no personal satisfaction, yet self-aware enough to recognize the absurdity of his situation. Also on Instagram and Facebook. Not here to accumulate meaningless follows, neither should you.

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𝗦𝗟𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗙🍩🍩𝗟 @slakingfool.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cori has the best poses!
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𝗦𝗟𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗙🍩🍩𝗟 @slakingfool.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"I can't charge my ring while someone is looking."
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𝗦𝗟𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗙🍩🍩𝗟 @slakingfool.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Jaws becoming Silver Surfer story we never asked for.
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𝗦𝗟𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗙🍩🍩𝗟 @slakingfool.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Down to bone.
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𝗦𝗟𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗙🍩🍩𝗟 @slakingfool.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Although that oven door burn is going to leave quite the mark.
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𝗦𝗟𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗙🍩🍩𝗟 @slakingfool.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Crotch shadow hides a lot of "can't unsee."
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𝗦𝗟𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗙🍩🍩𝗟 @slakingfool.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"That's not how grenades are designed!," screams my OCD.
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𝗦𝗟𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗙🍩🍩𝗟 @slakingfool.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's not easy being cheesy.
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𝗦𝗟𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗙🍩🍩𝗟 @slakingfool.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nellie Oleson was indeed a 'super' villian.
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𝗦𝗟𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗙🍩🍩𝗟 @slakingfool.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Sgt. Camo is camouflaged ice cream made with graham cracker and marshmallow ice cream with a ribbon of fudge, giving it a s’more taste. As always, all profits from the sale of Sgt. Camo are donated to Military Veterans Groups."
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𝗦𝗟𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗙🍩🍩𝗟 @slakingfool.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
After all that cracking, do you eat the tomalley?
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𝗦𝗟𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗙🍩🍩𝗟 @slakingfool.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Was it ever posited that Thing was immune to the toxic effects of tobacco use?
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𝗦𝗟𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗙🍩🍩𝗟 @slakingfool.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Today in WTF?!
"Deli egg protein sliders." It's just a hard-boiled egg sliced in half to make a sandwich.
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𝗦𝗟𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗙🍩🍩𝗟 @slakingfool.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Future TTSF?
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𝗦𝗟𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗙🍩🍩𝗟 @slakingfool.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
First Oktoberfest of the season. From Toppling Goliath, on tap at The Walnut DSM. It’s cromulent.
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𝗦𝗟𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗙🍩🍩𝗟 @slakingfool.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"…and Jack Daniels." GLUG-GLUG-GLUG!
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𝗦𝗟𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗙🍩🍩𝗟 @slakingfool.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Terrrific or not, I prefer to get acquainted before getting yanked.
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𝗦𝗟𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗙🍩🍩𝗟 @slakingfool.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
static.klipy.com
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𝗦𝗟𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗙🍩🍩𝗟 @slakingfool.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Looks like a Crapshoot, @loadingreadyrun.com.
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𝗦𝗟𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗙🍩🍩𝗟 @slakingfool.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
static.klipy.com
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𝗦𝗟𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗙🍩🍩𝗟 @slakingfool.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Did Huntress rip that guy behind her in half?!
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𝗦𝗟𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗙🍩🍩𝗟 @slakingfool.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I couldn't find squat about the names and careers of the backing vocalists. :(
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𝗦𝗟𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗙🍩🍩𝗟 @slakingfool.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ditto.
static.klipy.com
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𝗦𝗟𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗙🍩🍩𝗟 @slakingfool.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ground coffee is decent.
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𝗦𝗟𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗙🍩🍩𝗟 @slakingfool.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Goku Binkley!
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𝗦𝗟𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗙🍩🍩𝗟 @slakingfool.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Keep on Truckin'..."
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wonkknow @wonkknow.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This week's video edit is Big Surpreme's Please Yourself, the expanded 12 inch version: www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQs5...
youtube.com
The Big Supreme - Please Yourself
YouTube video by wonkknow
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𝗦𝗟𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗙🍩🍩𝗟 @slakingfool.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
static.klipy.com
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𝗦𝗟𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗙🍩🍩𝗟 @slakingfool.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
static.klipy.com
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𝗦𝗟𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗙🍩🍩𝗟 @slakingfool.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A brick Christ-on-a-stick!
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𝗦𝗟𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗙🍩🍩𝗟 @slakingfool.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"…the boy from Tatooine…" Now all I hear is Peter Allen singing about going to Mos Eisley.
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𝗦𝗟𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗙🍩🍩𝗟 @slakingfool.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"Hey, can I talk with you for a sec." Run.
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𝗦𝗟𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗙🍩🍩𝗟 @slakingfool.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The human G.I. Joe figure.
Old school G.I. Joe figure with fuzzy hair.
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𝗦𝗟𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗙🍩🍩𝗟 @slakingfool.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I used a Kaypro II to dial up Exec-PC BBS.
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𝗦𝗟𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗙🍩🍩𝗟 @slakingfool.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Because Mr. Snuffleupagus told you to do so is not an excuse.
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𝗦𝗟𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗙🍩🍩𝗟 @slakingfool.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Brown kids playing soccer!
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𝗦𝗟𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗙🍩🍩𝗟 @slakingfool.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I like my feet to touch the floor when I sit to get in and out of bed.
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𝗦𝗟𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗙🍩🍩𝗟 @slakingfool.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A victim of the animal, no doubt.
youtu.be
Predator Duck: In Color
YouTube video by Matt and Mattingly's Ice Cream Social
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𝗦𝗟𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗙🍩🍩𝗟 @slakingfool.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I block them all, no matter what.
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Angel @avjamethyst.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Been a while since I've finished a pet painting. Meet Fig.
Painting of a happy dog in acrylics on illustration board
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𝗦𝗟𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗙🍩🍩𝗟 @slakingfool.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Snack mix.
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𝗦𝗟𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗙🍩🍩𝗟 @slakingfool.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Yeah, but strength, invulnerability, and heat-rays are pretty good to fall back on.
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𝗦𝗟𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗙🍩🍩𝗟 @slakingfool.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
High beds anger me.
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𝗦𝗟𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗙🍩🍩𝗟 @slakingfool.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"Sir, this is a Wendy's."
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𝗦𝗟𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗙🍩🍩𝗟 @slakingfool.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Never try to sell gluten-free Girl Scout cookies to Death.
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𝗦𝗟𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗙🍩🍩𝗟 @slakingfool.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Looks legit.
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𝗦𝗟𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗙🍩🍩𝗟 @slakingfool.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Cosplay is not consent!
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𝗦𝗟𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗙🍩🍩𝗟 @slakingfool.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The horror!
A hand drawn sign, “NO ICE CREAM PLEASE.”
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𝗦𝗟𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗙🍩🍩𝗟 @slakingfool.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Clearly dealing with Bolsheviks breeding in washrooms in Resident Evil: Retribution.
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𝗦𝗟𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗙🍩🍩𝗟 @slakingfool.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"…but did we have to do it through a hole in the sheet and with our underwear on?"
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