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Keith Avery

@slabgorb.com
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I do things with my mind such as art, writing software, and crushing my own vertebrae slabgorb.com I live in DC for no good reason (ok it's the museums) If you like my art please feel free to print it out. It is almost all digital.

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Keith Avery @slabgorb.com · 29/08/2026
Me too :)
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Keith Avery @slabgorb.com · 19/08/2026
I don't live ON this map but I do live a couple blocks to the east of here should be all kinds of fun please let this all end, hopefully before two years
map of a fucking race track around the mall for whatever fucking reason

freedom 250 yeah yeah whatever
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Keith Avery @slabgorb.com · 18/08/2026
It has been so long since I had any dedicated space for this
Messy art desk where someone has been painting
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Keith Avery @slabgorb.com · 18/08/2026
Some sculptures on a wall.  Looks like glass (it’s plastic)
Some sculptures on a wall.  Looks like glass (it’s plastic)
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Keith Avery @slabgorb.com · 18/08/2026
Installation of my sculptures in our new home in DC
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Keith Avery @slabgorb.com · 18/08/2026
Garth Marengi - "I'm one of the few people who've written more books than they've read"
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Keith Avery @slabgorb.com · 16/08/2026
mad man pitch meme with board saying 'cellucotton'
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Keith Avery @slabgorb.com · 15/08/2026
I do have this which is fun
"The Phantom Atlas" by Edward Brooke-Hitching which shows made up places or map-making errors that persisted
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Keith Avery @slabgorb.com · 14/08/2026
what if we sent this guy though
Sidney Freeman from M*A*S*H
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Keith Avery @slabgorb.com · 14/08/2026
JFC on a CRUTCH
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Keith Avery @slabgorb.com · 14/08/2026
new stuff in slabcade: Pac Man Missile Command arcade.slabgorb.com
screenshot of very slightly buggy pac manscreenshot of missile command
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Keith Avery @slabgorb.com · 13/08/2026
Bowie, the black and white dog
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Keith Avery @slabgorb.com · 12/08/2026
stop making my town tacky as fuck
tacky horses' asses commissioned by a horses' ass.
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Keith Avery @slabgorb.com · 11/08/2026
chart of prevalence of left-handedness showing dramatic uptick with the whole 'let's do SCIENCE' trend
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Keith Avery @slabgorb.com · 06/08/2026
Pantone 448c swatch
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Keith Avery @slabgorb.com · 03/08/2026
chart of vehicles hitting pedestriansbikes vs pedestrians
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Keith Avery @slabgorb.com · 03/08/2026
Picking up the mantle
a photo of a dreamy-eyed James Earl Jones
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Keith Avery @slabgorb.com · 31/07/2026
Concerned Levar
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Keith Avery @slabgorb.com · 30/07/2026
DO NOT EAT THE VD BURRITO
a messed up image from a safe sex filmstrip which is VERY WEIRD and at least mildly racist.
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Keith Avery @slabgorb.com · 30/07/2026
Paul Newman calculates how many eggs he can eat
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Keith Avery @slabgorb.com · 30/07/2026
My protest sign for the DOGE days
protest sign reading 'elon can't code'
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Keith Avery @slabgorb.com · 29/07/2026
How to Draw an Owl
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Keith Avery @slabgorb.com · 29/07/2026
Bookshelf of a Commie Web Developer Middle-Aged White Guy
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Keith Avery @slabgorb.com · 29/07/2026
Played this one with son
Cover of actual Rick and Morty dnd module
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Keith Avery @slabgorb.com · 28/07/2026
still from South Park where Trump just impregnated Satan
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Keith Avery @slabgorb.com · 28/07/2026
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Keith Avery @slabgorb.com · 28/07/2026
It's really sad
washington nationals baseball hat in a quite unfortunate color
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Keith Avery @slabgorb.com · 28/07/2026
poster for 'Soylent Green'
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Keith Avery @slabgorb.com · 27/07/2026
cover shot of 'A Parade of Horribles' by Matt Dinniman
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Keith Avery @slabgorb.com · 27/07/2026
"You're not gong to end up being JACK SHIT"
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Keith Avery @slabgorb.com · 27/07/2026
they are not also, click through and see a photo that is APPROPRIATE
appropriate dark photo, contrasting with the fucking OLAN MILLS
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Keith Avery @slabgorb.com · 27/07/2026
this is the photo if you click through. THIS IS A GOOD PHOTO for this piece thy they are clickbaiting with the other one *shrug*
screengrab from https://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/local/michigan/2026/07/27/sister-of-one-of-victims-of-grand-haven-township-family-dead-public-not-to-believe-theories/91061528007/
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Keith Avery @slabgorb.com · 26/07/2026
Yea
American
cheese is the best cheese for a cheeseburger because it melts without splitting
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Keith Avery @slabgorb.com · 26/07/2026
It’s like when she covered My Humps
What you gonna do with all that junk
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Keith Avery @slabgorb.com · 26/07/2026
I feel old
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Keith Avery @slabgorb.com · 26/07/2026
Why are we wearing bras on our heads
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Keith Avery @slabgorb.com · 20/07/2026
also asteroids.slabgorb.com
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Keith Avery @slabgorb.com · 20/07/2026
battlezone.slabgorb.com is this weekend's entry as always - no ads, tracking, or any other stuff, just a webpage playing a video game
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Keith Avery @slabgorb.com · 17/07/2026
Me and my antifa radicals heading to No Kings
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Keith Avery @slabgorb.com · 15/07/2026
still from 'Dr. Strangelove' where Ripper explains about testosterone
and flouride
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Keith Avery @slabgorb.com · 14/07/2026
plot twist
"Metal Machine Music" album cover, artist Lou Reed
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Keith Avery @slabgorb.com · 14/07/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=666O... This is what happens when the silly party vote is split
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Keith Avery @slabgorb.com · 14/07/2026
my generation's version:
movie poster for Heathers showing a the wonderful love story of the leads. Heartwarming.
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Keith Avery @slabgorb.com · 12/07/2026
Miracle Max from Princess Bride
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Keith Avery @slabgorb.com · 12/07/2026
my github avatar
This is my brain

Lots of strange medical stuff indicating I am kind of messed up at that moment, including the word LOSSY, which, while it refers to the image itself, is fairly on the nose
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Keith Avery @slabgorb.com · 11/07/2026
been coding a bit
screengrab of git profile for my slabgorb account showing over 36,000 contributions (commits, prs, etc) which is kind of ridiculous honestly
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Keith Avery @slabgorb.com · 11/07/2026
Good morning from Bowie
A closeup of a happy dog face
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Keith Avery @slabgorb.com · 11/07/2026
tempest.slabgorb.com have fun, all free, zero tracking or backend or anything
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Keith Avery @slabgorb.com · 11/07/2026
Yeah
Messi looking adoringly at Trump for some fucking reason
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Keith Avery @slabgorb.com · 11/07/2026
"Quelle numero, monsieur?"
still from the movie Brazil
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