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A lion told @skywerewolfbuff.bsky.social · 5h
"You are already boar." "Wha-*oink*"
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A lion told @skywerewolfbuff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My only horse is extra large.
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A lion told @skywerewolfbuff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
While we're here @boar.party
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A lion told @skywerewolfbuff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I thought that's what you do to guys.
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A lion told @skywerewolfbuff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@brooding.bsky.social
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A lion told @skywerewolfbuff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I hate that this GIF sums up what im pretty sure their thought process is. Attempted enshittification of the entire internet by locking out free agents so people wanting furry porn have to go to big social media sites.
static.klipy.com
Dark Knight Joker
ALT: Dark Knight Joker
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A lion told @skywerewolfbuff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dont think you can singlehandedly take the blame for ruining things post 2016, burd.
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A lion told @skywerewolfbuff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I can't help but wonder if FA's advertisers got bought out recently. I wouldn't be surprised if tech bros are trying to run out non-social media art havens.
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A lion told @skywerewolfbuff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You just want to psyche them out when you start lifting it for a good workout.
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A lion told @skywerewolfbuff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And yoinkin' (tasty food for more oinkin' energy.)
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A lion told @skywerewolfbuff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Doesn't help when pregnant and the hormones make your masculinity spike.
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A lion told @skywerewolfbuff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Solid sense of scale for massive muscles. Weight or size comparison or pressing other muscles next to them or all the above.
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A lion told @skywerewolfbuff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"I'm going to TAKE that attack, and if it's not even good enough to kick dust on to me then you will be rocked into a mountain."
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A lion told @skywerewolfbuff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Classic cringy writing. "He has all the cool powers and is this character and he's just the coolest". It's good fun
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A lion told @skywerewolfbuff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Because i know i could be a hulking muscle beast but the second i break out the video games he would be down to chat about that.
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A lion told @skywerewolfbuff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh no my finger magnatized to the like button.
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A lion told @skywerewolfbuff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It has to be an established group. You could make one with friends or find one out there but yeah, it's an existing structure.
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Pulsar @pulsarbird.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Every Millennial was given one of these
Sketch of a hand holding a business card. It has 10 slots labeled "once in a lifetime event". Seven of them are punched out. The center of the card reads: one free Armageddon with completed card
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A lion told @skywerewolfbuff.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The ability to strike the center of the heart as well as loins is one of your gifts.
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A lion told @skywerewolfbuff.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
And then the little guy just starts getting stronger. And stronger. And the big guy starts to get bigger too.
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A lion told @skywerewolfbuff.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
*politics joke here.*
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A lion told @skywerewolfbuff.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Technically arcade games are roguelites so its definition is a bit streched.
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A lion told @skywerewolfbuff.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I like ranger just because they're useful into, like, 90% of the endgame content and are the fastest.
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A lion told @skywerewolfbuff.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Most couples are less fertile in the mean than in the normal universe, leading to an average number of children between the two. The most notable change between universes would be species.
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A lion told @skywerewolfbuff.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Just don't buy the gloves or shoes. They never fit.
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A lion told @skywerewolfbuff.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"They can die peacefully with all their dreams seeming to cone true so long as they pass on and stop hurting people."
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A lion told @skywerewolfbuff.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"Bruh. That's fucked up. Nice you have friends who enjoy it too."
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A lion told @skywerewolfbuff.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Fair. The pomp will live on in our hearts. And at least on somebody's head. Seriously that thing is too powerful. But yeah, hope the new name fits better around all the right bends.
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A lion told @skywerewolfbuff.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I think you like to think in archtypes. A name would cheapen the general theme they represent so a title would fit them better.
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A lion told @skywerewolfbuff.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Girth.
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A lion told @skywerewolfbuff.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I think i wasn't suprised after reconfirming it was bad. Dissapointed, but not shocked.
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A lion told @skywerewolfbuff.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
He has an interest in equations for figuring out the removal of a seventh of something but it's so niche it doesn't get any respect so he oretends to not care while still being drawn to removing 1/7th of something.
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A lion told @skywerewolfbuff.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Making guys look attainably hefty
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A lion told @skywerewolfbuff.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Remember when it was the point and actual governance of a prosperous country was actively treated like a business buyout instead of a responsibility?
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A lion told @skywerewolfbuff.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Overinvest in lifting.
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A lion told @skywerewolfbuff.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Love seeing your work
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A lion told @skywerewolfbuff.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Your mpreg is always a treat for me.
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A lion told @skywerewolfbuff.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Your hyper muscle kicks always kill me.
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A lion told @skywerewolfbuff.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Is every small growth a bwomph?
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A lion told @skywerewolfbuff.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Your hyper muscle always pleases.
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A lion told @skywerewolfbuff.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Nerd
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A lion told @skywerewolfbuff.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
But you can just be lion around wherever you want after.
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A lion told @skywerewolfbuff.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Room and boared.
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A lion told @skywerewolfbuff.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
When it comes to religious symbols the way to offend is to misrepresent or insult the depection of real religious symbols. I.E. depicting the crucifixion as a joke or one upping it or depicting the three hindu keepers of balance as petty and thoughtless.
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A lion told @skywerewolfbuff.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
All the mass freaks at the beach going for the win and everyone is just wondering how the rope got so durable.
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A lion told @skywerewolfbuff.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Clones. They can get new ones.
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A lion told @skywerewolfbuff.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Them jamming is freaking adorable
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A lion told @skywerewolfbuff.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
What's the general idea?
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A lion told @skywerewolfbuff.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
My favorite. Thank you for treating me.
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A lion told @skywerewolfbuff.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Mpreg and muscle, but i am pretty predictable.
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