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Skywaffle

@skywaffle.bsky.social
1.2K followers 930 following 132 posts

Some people have their heads in the clouds; I’m up here with a waffle. Lighthearted laughs and sky-high thoughts, delivered fresh. 🧇💭

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Skywaffle @skywaffle.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
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Skywaffle @skywaffle.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Me waiting at the mechanic trying to look tough so they don't scam me
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Skywaffle @skywaffle.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Today's affirmation: on my momma on my hood, I look fly, I look good
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Skywaffle @skywaffle.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
“No one can enjoy being in their room all the time” me :
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Skywaffle @skywaffle.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
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Skywaffle @skywaffle.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Me looking for something sweet to eat after I just had dinner
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Skywaffle @skywaffle.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Me at the interview Vs Me at work
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Skywaffle @skywaffle.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Me when someone's looking at me while I'm doing something ..
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Skywaffle @skywaffle.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Me changing my email to get another free trial:
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Skywaffle @skywaffle.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
The total is already at $250 and they haven’t scanned the meat yet 🥲
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Skywaffle @skywaffle.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Y’all rather get fired before the shift or after the shift? 😂
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Skywaffle @skywaffle.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
People: Why don't you upload pictures anymore? Me:
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Skywaffle @skywaffle.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
“I blocked my ex fr this time” The block:
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Skywaffle @skywaffle.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
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Skywaffle @skywaffle.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
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Skywaffle @skywaffle.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
One thing about January is that it will make you feel all 31 days
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Skywaffle @skywaffle.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
When you just want some sleep but the sleep don't want you.
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Skywaffle @skywaffle.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Me staring at my bed one last time before i go to work:
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Skywaffle @skywaffle.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
How i look after hearing a nostalgic song and start remembering all the good times when i was a kid
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Skywaffle @skywaffle.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
when i put “???” in a conversation, this is exactly my face behind the phone
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Skywaffle @skywaffle.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Curious to know 😂😂😂
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Skywaffle @skywaffle.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Me pretending I don't see you in person because I don't have the mental energy for a conversation
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Skywaffle @skywaffle.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
That "NO work tomorrow" sleep be hitting different 🤌🏽😮‍💨
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Skywaffle @skywaffle.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I want salary without job.
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Skywaffle @skywaffle.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
“Babe yours is perfect, the big ones hurt.”
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Skywaffle @skywaffle.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Me listening to a conversation that is absolutely none of my business
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Skywaffle @skywaffle.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Me and my man because he’s my only friend
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Skywaffle @skywaffle.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Me waiting for it to be late to start rushing:
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Skywaffle @skywaffle.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Someone lighting a cigarette: me:
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Skywaffle @skywaffle.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
When they come to my house without telling Me:
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Skywaffle @skywaffle.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
If sleeping was a sport Me:
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Skywaffle @skywaffle.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Me trying to hold back laughter in a serious situation
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Skywaffle @skywaffle.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Them: "Sorry but we have to cancel the plans" Me:
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Skywaffle @skywaffle.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
My family waiting for me to say “i love you” back to my bae on a call
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Skywaffle @skywaffle.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
When things go left, I go right to sleep. Nothing is going to irritate me 🤣😌
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Skywaffle @skywaffle.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
*me getting my oil changed* mechanic: “we’ve also notice that—“ me:
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Skywaffle @skywaffle.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Your cheap perfume watching you leave the house because it doesn’t have the strength to follow you
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Skywaffle @skywaffle.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Me: Driving makes me think and relax *Gets stuck behind a slow driver* "GO0000000000000"
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Skywaffle @skywaffle.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
My face when I’m in the middle of an argument with someone & I realise that I’m wrong
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Skywaffle @skywaffle.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
When you're finally old enough to hear all the crazy 💩 your family did #blacksky
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Skywaffle @skywaffle.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Soon as I grow up apartments $2500 but when i was 14 they were $500 😭
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Skywaffle @skywaffle.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
“So what ever happened to you and —“
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Skywaffle @skywaffle.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
YOUR BIRTH MONTH IS WHAT YOU'RE GETTING FOR CHRISTMAS🫣
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Skywaffle @skywaffle.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Smile if you have money for December. Me:
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Skywaffle @skywaffle.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Me when i can't turn my music louder because it's on full volume:
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Skywaffle @skywaffle.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
When somebody starts cracking jokes but you haven’t eaten yet
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Skywaffle @skywaffle.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Quickest job you ever quit 😂
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Skywaffle @skywaffle.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
If you're seeing this post right now, "Go wash them dishes.” #blacksky
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Skywaffle @skywaffle.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
“you’re the first person I ever brought home” The dog:
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Skywaffle @skywaffle.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
When you on vacation and you see someone from your regular life. 😂 #blacksky
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