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Skysometric 🏳️‍⚧️

@skysometric.co
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trans christian, any pronouns. artist at heart, programmer by trade. this is where i talk about games i like, share art that inspires me, and make things with my friends! stay awhile and discover something new. @sylveon.gay 💕 links: skyso.me/tric

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Skysometric 🏳️‍⚧️ @skysometric.co · 14h
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Skysometric 🏳️‍⚧️ @skysometric.co · 15h
and that's especially great news, because
According to PriceCharting, Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg goes for about $60 loose, $100 complete in box.
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Skysometric 🏳️‍⚧️ @skysometric.co · 15h
our collection grows. just two more to go...
Five of the Kirby Air Riders amiibo, sitting in front of a shelf packed with GameCube games. Each of the characters comes with a vehicle to sit on; all of them have been swapped with each other for variety.
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Skysometric 🏳️‍⚧️ @skysometric.co · 29/09/2026
thanks Steam
Steam page for Fuck's Quest II, featuring a poorly drawn main character. The description reads:

in this game u play as Fuck and u get to use crappy weapons and talk to horrible NPCs and find the bible crystals and explore my game and find secrets and play further to see what the next part of the game isNear the bottom of the Steam page is a section that says, "Is this game relevant to you? Similar to games you've played: Hyper Light Drifter"
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Skysometric 🏳️‍⚧️ @skysometric.co · 26/09/2026
TONIGHT'S FEATURE STREAM: we've got more licensed shovelware on deck, this time for the super nintendo! and one of them is in its original box, so we'll be unboxing it live on stream ✨️
Snippets from Wikipedia describing tonight's games:

Nintendo Power gave the first game a 2.475 out of 5 rating (49.50% ratio).

In 1996, Computer Gaming World declared the second game the 42nd-worst computer game ever released.

Time Extension listed the third game as one of the worst SNES games.
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Skysometric 🏳️‍⚧️ @skysometric.co · 18/09/2026
been trying to break the five minute barrier for weeks. now it's just taunting me.
Results screen for Tetris The Grand Master 4's Marathon Mode, showing a time of five minutes and one centisecond.
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Skysometric 🏳️‍⚧️ @skysometric.co · 15/09/2026
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Skysometric 🏳️‍⚧️ @skysometric.co · 10/09/2026
TONIGHT'S FEATURE STREAM: @notquiteapex.net also brought his 64DD with him. that he owns. you can probably guess what kind of artsy shenanigans we'll get up to.
A photo of a Nintendo 64 with a transparent shell and an extra disk drive attached to the bottom. On top of the 64 is a mysterious device labelled "HDMI TO A/V."
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Skysometric 🏳️‍⚧️ @skysometric.co · 09/09/2026
TONIGHT we've got a DOUBLE FEATURE STREAM with the boys – @notquiteapex.net brought a CD-i and a capture modded 3DS, and we'll be playing a whole bunch of games for each!! it's a weird combo, but i think there's something poetic about Minecraft 3DS Edition and Hotel Mario being on the same stream :v
In the foreground, a 3DS showing Minecraft: New Nintendo 3DS Edition on the home screen. Looming in the background, the CD-i BIOS screen.
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Skysometric 🏳️‍⚧️ @skysometric.co · 05/09/2026
it was absolutely MAGICAL!! the entire winspear opera house was sold out, and they actively encouraged everybody to clap and cheer and make noise. it was a symphony with the energy of a concert
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Skysometric 🏳️‍⚧️ @skysometric.co · 02/09/2026
This looks like a joke edit
The main menu of Mario Kart 8 Deluxe with the new update. The multiplayer selection takes up most of the screen, with individual options for 2 through 8 players, which partially cover the seven Koopalings in the background.
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Skysometric 🏳️‍⚧️ @skysometric.co · 03/08/2026
i'm not sorry @notquiteapex.net
Sprite artwork of Sans from Undertale, edited to look like Apex's sona. The image has a deeply cursed aura.
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Skysometric 🏳️‍⚧️ @skysometric.co · 25/07/2026
thank you @kurbiismind.bsky.social
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Skysometric 🏳️‍⚧️ @skysometric.co · 25/07/2026
oh wow i can buy a 1tb microsd express for just $70 a month for five months. that's the cost of a whole game in this economy, every month for five months. and then i still have to buy the games to put on the microsd express card. what a deal
Screenshot of Amazon showing the MicroSD card's total price of $350, and the payment plan described in the post.
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Skysometric 🏳️‍⚧️ @skysometric.co · 13/07/2026
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Skysometric 🏳️‍⚧️ @skysometric.co · 13/07/2026
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Skysometric 🏳️‍⚧️ @skysometric.co · 13/07/2026
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Skysometric 🏳️‍⚧️ @skysometric.co · 05/07/2026
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Skysometric 🏳️‍⚧️ @skysometric.co · 10/06/2026
i'm the living embodiment of this post
Screenshot of a Twitter post by @SantanaelChan:

"guy who has played 100 video games: Ocarina of Time not only changed the gaming landscape, but also changed my life. Truly a testament to the staying power of digital entertainment

guy who has played 1000 video games: you guys need to hop on Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg"
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Skysometric 🏳️‍⚧️ @skysometric.co · 29/05/2026
At long last, a new adventure dawns. Starting June 1st, I'll be playing Terraria for the VERY FIRST TIME – joined by my lovely friends @hylian-mage.bsky.social, @jadeghost.com, @notquiteapex.net, and @sylveon.gay! We'll be playing all summer, follow so you don't miss a beat! twitch.tv/skysometric
Stream announcement poster for Sky's first time playing Terraria, featuring key art that was hand-drawn by Apex and colored by Sky. All five players are positioned around a tree; Sky (a blue haired girl) and Harmony (a white-and-pink critter) stand in front of the tree, excitedly looking off into the distance. On the left side, in the daytime, Hylian (a cloaked mage) fishes up a giant monster from the sea, so startled that he tips over his seat. On the right side, at nighttime, Apex (a werewolf) howls at the moon, while Marissa (a winged girl) carries a bunch of mysterious tools to plot her evil plans.
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Skysometric 🏳️‍⚧️ @skysometric.co · 12/05/2026
In four hours.
Thumbnail for eShop Slop highlights video, featuring a picture of my OC Rivers edited onto a game screenshot as she lazily floats down on a hang glider, completely unamused.
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Skysometric 🏳️‍⚧️ @skysometric.co · 04/05/2026
Dr. Eggman looking around in a cutscene from Sonic Adventure 2. The subtitle text says, "I'm Knuckles."
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Skysometric 🏳️‍⚧️ @skysometric.co · 30/04/2026
A ONE-WAY TRIP TO THE MINOTAUR'S LABYRINTH!!! CONGRATULATIONS 🎉🎉🎉 no but i chose the name because i drew a lot of mazes on graph paper as a kid, and at one point i found a single pad of isometric paper at an office depot and i was *enamored* with it. the rest is history~
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Skysometric 🏳️‍⚧️ @skysometric.co · 27/04/2026
Tomorrow.
Thumbnail for tomorrow's video. My OC Rivers is in the center of the photo wearing a hard hat, surrounded by a bunch of black and white hard-drawn comments. There are too many comments to individually ID, but they can be generally categorized as either praise, heckling, memes, drawings, or utterly indecipherable. Peeking out from a hole in the wall of comments, Rivers says, "for the love of god please help me"
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Skysometric 🏳️‍⚧️ @skysometric.co · 27/04/2026
BUT IF I WAIT TOO LONG
It's Gonna Be May
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Skysometric 🏳️‍⚧️ @skysometric.co · 21/04/2026
A screenshot of a true / false dialog from Super Paper Mario, now edited to say, "They're DOLLS. WITH REAL FIRE-PUNCHING ACTION."
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Skysometric 🏳️‍⚧️ @skysometric.co · 21/04/2026
Screenshot of Super Paper Mario with a true/false dialog that says, "They're NOT DOLLS. They're ACTION FIGURES. WITH REAL FIRE-PUNCHING ACTION."
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Skysometric 🏳️‍⚧️ @skysometric.co · 19/04/2026
i got you an extra large just in case, i'll have it if you don't want it
a copy of Shrek: Extra Large for GameCube
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Skysometric 🏳️‍⚧️ @skysometric.co · 19/04/2026
closest thing i could find is that this one is esrb rated for tobacco use
a copy of Jak X: Combat Racing for PS2
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Skysometric 🏳️‍⚧️ @skysometric.co · 19/04/2026
ooh, we had some eggs for you already! here you go
a copy of Egg Mania: Eggstreme Madness for PS2
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Skysometric 🏳️‍⚧️ @skysometric.co · 19/04/2026
hey i mixed up your order with the others by accident, got you a nothingburger with a side of nothing. is that okay?
a copy of Heavy Rain for PS3
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Skysometric 🏳️‍⚧️ @skysometric.co · 19/04/2026
all they had was Fanta, is that okay?
a copy of FantaVision for PS2
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Skysometric 🏳️‍⚧️ @skysometric.co · 19/04/2026
this order sounds like Burger King so that's what i got you
A copy of Sneak King for Xbox 360, which was a Burger King tie-in promotional game
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Skysometric 🏳️‍⚧️ @skysometric.co · 19/04/2026
got your burger right here!
a copy of BurgerTime for NES
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Skysometric 🏳️‍⚧️ @skysometric.co · 13/04/2026
this is one hell of a line to read 20 years later
"Sony has stated that the storage capacity of Blu-ray (up to 50GB) is needed for epic games, but some analysts are skeptical. American Technology Research's P.J. McNealy feels that few developers will take advantage of all that space because of the sheer cost of building such asset-rich games."
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Skysometric 🏳️‍⚧️ @skysometric.co · 07/04/2026
this thwomp is green for a NORMAL reason!! (it's just the lighting)
A screenshot from Mario Kart 64 of the imprisoned Thwomp in Bowser's Castle. The interior of the jail is green, making the Thwomp appear green, even though Thwomps are normally blue (or gray).
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Skysometric 🏳️‍⚧️ @skysometric.co · 06/04/2026
funnily enough, it was *also* 3 years ago
Screenshot showing that Super Mario RPG on Switch released on November 17th, 2023.
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Skysometric 🏳️‍⚧️ @skysometric.co · 03/04/2026
Chuzzle feels like a game made for Inklings
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Skysometric 🏳️‍⚧️ @skysometric.co · 28/03/2026
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Skysometric 🏳️‍⚧️ @skysometric.co · 25/03/2026
i found a guy on the switch eshop who's been vibecoding MULTIPLE new games every month by himself. most of them are simulators. all of them are obvious asset-flip ai slop. so i did some research… and bought a few of them. tonight at 7PM central, let's break them in half. twitch.tv/skysometric
Stream incoming! Poster for tonight's stream at 7PM Central (UTC-5). The poster shows twelve games from the Switch eShop, each with AI generated promotional icons, all made by one dev in the span of six months (as shown by their release dates). The description in the center reads "I spent $15 on this guy's eShop slop and all I got was this lousy clip farm."
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Skysometric 🏳️‍⚧️ @skysometric.co · 21/03/2026
Hey chat, pop quiz. What's wrong with this picture?
A copy of Tetris for NES. The cart has a black shell and a tapered top corner; the label reads THE SOVIET MIND GAME TETRIS, with TETRIS and TENGEN printed on gold strips along the sides. The sale sticker lists it for $12.99; the barcode is blurred out for security reasons. The cart sits on a wooden table.
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Skysometric 🏳️‍⚧️ @skysometric.co · 21/03/2026
finally got one of these! one down, six to go...
An amiibo of Meta Knight riding the Shadow Star, from Kirby Air Riders. It sits on the shelf with our GameCube collection, right in front of our copy of the original Kirby Air Ride.
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Skysometric 🏳️‍⚧️ @skysometric.co · 21/03/2026
final step: top with freshly made chili. perfection~
a bowl of chili mac, with a fork inserted to push aside the top chili layer, showing the mac and cheese underneath
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Skysometric 🏳️‍⚧️ @skysometric.co · 20/03/2026
not eating the cheese is worth the wait at least
a giant pot of mac and cheese, fresh from the oven
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Skysometric 🏳️‍⚧️ @skysometric.co · 20/03/2026
so hard to keep myself from eating all of this right now
a bowl of freshly shredded cheddar cheese
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Skysometric 🏳️‍⚧️ @skysometric.co · 14/03/2026
A note for an upcoming video that says "Add Luigi pain and crying noises"
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Skysometric 🏳️‍⚧️ @skysometric.co · 12/03/2026
thanks discord (???)
Screenshot of an image uploaded to Discord with a spoiler label. The label reads "SPOILE"
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Skysometric 🏳️‍⚧️ @skysometric.co · 10/03/2026
A celebratory banner from Homestar Runner that says "Todaybor Day is Labor Day!" edited to instead say "Tomorriow Day is Mario Day!"
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Skysometric 🏳️‍⚧️ @skysometric.co · 08/03/2026
google
A Google search for "daylights savings 2026" shows that it starts on March 8th
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Skysometric 🏳️‍⚧️ @skysometric.co · 08/03/2026
already exists
Tee from Puyo Puyo Tetris
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