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@skypilot83.bsky.social
628 followers 770 following 201 posts

Findom satirist. Painfully average jokester. Creator of safe practices. Blocker of maga fascists. Lover of: simping, feet, ankle socks, and pits

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✨Calliope✨ @sendtodaddyd.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Do you think there’s a parallel universe where men understand the basics of conversation and ask follow up questions?
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✨Calliope✨ @sendtodaddyd.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Need new jeans cause my ass keeps getting fatter. Reimbursement time for you! You’re welcome! 💋 #findom #worship #booty #goddess
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✨Calliope✨ @sendtodaddyd.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Ummm hellooooo??? Well now I’m crabby 😡
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✨Calliope✨ @sendtodaddyd.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Daddy D posting unpixelated toes? Miracles do happen. Happy Sunday hoes. 🩷 #feet #toes #worship #armpit #fetish #findom #femdom
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✨Calliope✨ @sendtodaddyd.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Beep bop boop - you
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✨Calliope✨ @sendtodaddyd.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Repost a pic with your age 39 💋
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Some guy on the interwebs @skypilot83.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Yes Daddy
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Some guy on the interwebs @skypilot83.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
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a cartoon character wearing 3d glasses says i 'm in a cult on a bus
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✨Calliope✨ @sendtodaddyd.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Bonus points for sending while I’m rage masturbating and watching weird porn
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Some guy on the interwebs @skypilot83.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
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a man in a suit and tie talks about being involved in a number of cults
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✨Calliope✨ @sendtodaddyd.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Someone got excited by my post and wants to make it into the club some day. Let’s see if he has what it takes
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Some guy on the interwebs @skypilot83.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Chastity, teased and trembling. She doesn’t need to say a word, just a look, a laugh, and i’m throbbing in my cage, loving every second of the ache. Denial isn’t torture, it’s devotion. #ChastityJoy #Findom #finsub #paypig #cashcow #PFFDD #OFFDD #CODD
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✨Calliope✨ @sendtodaddyd.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Keep them begging #findom #femdom
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✨Calliope✨ @sendtodaddyd.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
🩷 Please Me 🩷 #findom #femdom #worship #kink #fetish #tribute #domme
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✨Calliope✨ @sendtodaddyd.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Hey ATM, dispense 🩷
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✨Calliope✨ @sendtodaddyd.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
I’ve been unusually generous this weekend. What a lucky simp
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Some guy on the interwebs @skypilot83.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
She gave me permission to cum. One final release before chastity starts tomorrow. i’m too gooned to even finish, brain melted, body twitching, all i can think about is paying more. One last tribute. One last drain. #sendingissex #Findom #finsub #paypig #cashcow #PFFDD #CODD
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Some guy on the interwebs @skypilot83.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Very generous Daddy
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Some guy on the interwebs @skypilot83.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
What is porn?
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Some guy on the interwebs @skypilot83.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Hi
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✨Calliope✨ @sendtodaddyd.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
If you do this then you are the human equivalent of an unflavored snow cone
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✨Calliope✨ @sendtodaddyd.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥
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✨Calliope✨ @sendtodaddyd.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
lol was this the same night I made you lick the carpet?
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Some guy on the interwebs @skypilot83.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
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a close up of a man 's face with a metal object sticking out of it
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✨Calliope✨ @sendtodaddyd.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
What is it?? I want it?? Tell me!! No, don’t tell me.
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Some guy on the interwebs @skypilot83.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Whatever Daddy wants Daddy gets
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Some guy on the interwebs @skypilot83.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
my Domme just told me i’m just stuff. An object. A thing to use, and drain. Honestly? Feeling seen. #FinsubReality #Findom #finsub #cashcow #paypig #PFFDD #CODD #juststuff
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Some guy on the interwebs @skypilot83.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Yes Daddy
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Some guy on the interwebs @skypilot83.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
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Some guy on the interwebs @skypilot83.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
This is so real
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Some guy on the interwebs @skypilot83.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Woke up with morning wood and a deep sense of financial regret. No cage, just the invisible grip of Her control. My bank account begging for mercy. #FinsubMornings #HardAndBroke #Findom #finsub #paypig #cashcow #PFFDD #CODD
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✨Calliope✨ @sendtodaddyd.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Cute 🩷
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Some guy on the interwebs @skypilot83.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Deep in a goon haze, eyes locked on Her pits, huffing Her scent an off stick of Her deodorant, knowing full well i might not cum for weeks..or months. Wallet drained, dignity gone, and all i want is to make Her happy #Goonandsniff #Findom #finsub #paypig #cashcow #teaseanddenial #PFFDD #OFFDD #CODD
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✨Calliope✨ @sendtodaddyd.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Cumming is a privilege and good simps pay for it 🩷
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✨Calliope✨ @sendtodaddyd.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Hahaha this is great 🤣
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Some guy on the interwebs @skypilot83.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Amazing doesn’t even cover it. W/we’re talking ‘angels-singing, fireworks-exploding, unicorns-crying’ levels here.
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Some guy on the interwebs @skypilot83.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
A/all hail the Holy Grill
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Some guy on the interwebs @skypilot83.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
She finally let me cum. It shot so hard it cleared my shoulder, hit the wall, and i blacked out like a Victorian damsel. Woke up 12 minutes later broke, blessed, and befuddled. 🫠🥴 #finsubClimax #Findom #finsub #paypig #cashcow #PFFDD #CODD
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Some guy on the interwebs @skypilot83.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
#PFFDD
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✨Calliope✨ @sendtodaddyd.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Thursdays are for thighs, throwbacks, and throne gifts. I took care of the first two so now it’s your turn #thighthursday #findom #tribute #domme
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Some guy on the interwebs @skypilot83.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
#OFFDD
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✨Calliope✨ @sendtodaddyd.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Words to live by
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✨Calliope✨ @sendtodaddyd.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Should I let him cum today or make him wait another day?? #OFFDD #denial #tease #chastity
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