Gaff’s Crafter @skyhog.bsky.social · 15/09/2026There must be a German word for being totally right and also totally wrong 110
Gaff’s Crafter @skyhog.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Yeah it was funny - I didn’t want to buy it, I just needed to ID it bc it was seriously stuck in my head. 010
Gaff’s Crafter @skyhog.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Indeed. Made the shopkeeper’s day, watched her run around the store telling all her buds about the wacky old dude that likes the skank but don’t know why. 110
Gaff’s Crafter @skyhog.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Wandered into a a Tower Records and asked the young shopkeep about an ear worm I needed to identify - it goes “Funk so rubber, turn it up now” 110
Gaff’s Crafter @skyhog.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I don’t like how you did that. I think you should only ever say “howdy cowpokes and cowpokemons” 020
Gaff’s Crafter @skyhog.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I wanna be Isabella and retire to a beach in Spain. Abby says happy Furry Friday! 0170
Gaff’s Crafter @skyhog.bsky.social · 25/07/2026and it looks like it’s climbing clear up to the SKyyyyyy 🎶 010
Gaff’s Crafter @skyhog.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Except that one time when they were the British PM 120
Gaff’s Crafter @skyhog.bsky.social · 08/05/2026It is evil to conspire to reduce the number of places that hungry people can find food. Prepared foods are not allowed because that is too good for hungry people, they should have the burden of having to pay for cooking materials. If you think poor hungry people have it too good, you are evil. 022
Gaff’s Crafter @skyhog.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Nice to see yer flowers giving the high kicks for the neighbors! 010
Gaff’s Crafter @skyhog.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Happy Lucky Easter! Abby is asking if we get more couch time today. 1110
Gaff’s Crafter @skyhog.bsky.social · 01/04/2026The photo definitely gives lame joke energy, no way that could be real. Then I hear George Takei voice in my head “Ohhhhh myyyy”. And then I wonder how anyone could go full balloon boob with conviction and not properly situate the knots. 1160
Gaff’s Crafter @skyhog.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Balloon knots - hard to smoosh into position, but I bet he wishes he went to the effort now. 030
Gaff’s Crafter @skyhog.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Crowd around the fountain after the marchers arrived. It was dense and enthusiastic! 000
Gaff’s Crafter @skyhog.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Amazing shot! This shot was taken before the marchers arrived. Many thousands more people came - the park eventually filled in on the angle roads and all around the fountain. 140
Gaff’s Crafter @skyhog.bsky.social · 24/03/2026He needs to hook up with the teleportation dude, bc that is more believable than his “congressional black ops” scenario that brung him to a place with “smells”. There is a misspoke somewheres. 000
Gaff’s Crafter @skyhog.bsky.social · 15/03/2026youtu.be/agvzE91Xfek?... It’s a special skill set to id and address a deep douche canoe in a group setting before “worse” shit happensyoutu.beSwingers - The Gun sceneYouTube video by british87 181
Gaff’s Crafter @skyhog.bsky.social · 14/03/2026These sycophantic psychos wear cilice on their feet - the pain is glorious and they exult in their humiliation prostrating before the pumpkin king. 050
Gaff’s Crafter @skyhog.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Cultish cilice(s) - the foot pain is glorious and must be borne reverentially to gain position on the pumpkin worship ladder. 000
Gaff’s Crafter @skyhog.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Congrats! You are doing great and important work. Thank you. 110
Gaff’s Crafter @skyhog.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Called Mike’s office to tell them it was gross and inadequate to claim that fear of sharia law is a/the problem. It’s like cats and dogs are eating our votes. Nonsense. I asked that he directly and loudly call out Ogles for being an inane racist - and not cover for him like a pathetic PAB. 010
Gaff’s Crafter @skyhog.bsky.social · 10/03/2026This was very upsetting to me. I called his office and got a human. I have never heard anyone suggesting Sharia law anywhere, it feels like “voter fraud”. I said it was essential that the Speaker loudly disclaim the statement made by Ogles. To say “Sharia” instead is gross malfeasance and bigotry. 000
Gaff’s Crafter @skyhog.bsky.social · 05/03/2026She future tensing. Diabolically cruel if he sent her out today thinking she has a job. Karma for Cricket! 020
Gaff’s Crafter @skyhog.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Certainly he must be worthy of a “bitch” moniker. Perhaps even a bovinoesque “little bitch”. I first noticed him because he threatened a witness with fisticuffs from the congressional dais a few years back. So adult and big-brained (10 gallon hat), what a fabulous leader he will be! 020
Gaff’s Crafter @skyhog.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Action words, please, Senator. The issue is not clarity, it is the patently and obviously unconstitutional and criminal actions happening on our screens. Please call it what it is, and not simp for “clarity”. 130
Gaff’s Crafter @skyhog.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Thank you Senator Please stay resolute and throw all the pebbles into all the gears! 000
