Skye Swanson @skyeswan77.bsky.social · 15/05/2025*in the Wendy’s drive thru* Mind if a white girl speaks a lil Irish tonight? 010
Skye Swanson @skyeswan77.bsky.social · 30/04/2025You think drug dealers ever say “get crackin” as like an industry joke or sum 010
Skye Swanson @skyeswan77.bsky.social · 23/04/2025*me talking to a Ancient Roman construction worker* “all in a days work, huh?” 020
Skye Swanson @skyeswan77.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Giving my friends free therapy with the D&D sessions I plan 020
Skye Swanson @skyeswan77.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Beautiful trans girl has a sore throat the world is a cruel cruel place 010
Skye Swanson @skyeswan77.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Listen here liberal my inbox is full of planned parenthood emails and Taco Bell order confirmations and I’m a proud patriot 010
Skye Swanson @skyeswan77.bsky.social · 31/03/2025Party slowing down so we all take online autism assessments 020
Skye Swanson @skyeswan77.bsky.social · 30/03/2025Bought a couch of marketplace and now my whole fuckin house smells like the Mexican grocery and watermelon fabuloso 020
Skye Swanson @skyeswan77.bsky.social · 27/03/2025The trans people all across socials were right, trans girls GET THE BANGS 150
Skye Swanson @skyeswan77.bsky.social · 25/03/2025Just tried to pronounce Rorschach. Will try again tomorrow. 030
Skye Swanson @skyeswan77.bsky.social · 19/03/2025Call that ass old yeller the way I’m gonna take it out back and shoot at it 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼 151
Reposted by Skye Swansonwint @dril.bsky.social · 28/01/2025ive gotten word that there are two hideous eastern european men in a culvers parking lot trying to light a dead bird on fire . stay safe all 1406775493
Skye Swanson @skyeswan77.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Bob Bryar, formerly of my chemical romances’ dogs: 032