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Andrew Woodhouse

@skyecommercial.bsky.social
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Commercial photographer on the Isle of Skye. Never let rain, wind, midges or campervans get in the way of a shot... skyecommercialphotography.co.uk

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Andrew Woodhouse @skyecommercial.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you are a student of the finest rabid Ayrshire swearing then this is for you. Prime incandescent rage. (Best through earphones, buds etc... www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
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Watch LIVE: Cumnock v Auchinleck Talbot in Scottish Cup
Watch live coverage of Cumnock v Auchinleck Talbot in the Scottish Cup first round.
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Andrew Woodhouse @skyecommercial.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Not only moody but jaggy too.
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Andrew Woodhouse @skyecommercial.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Please please please PLEASE let the Fairford Five be diesel thieves. It's a win-win. Not terrorism And - and I can't emphasize this enough - right wing rentagobs will look even stupider. Pleeeeeeaaaassssse make it so...
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Andrew Woodhouse @skyecommercial.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's nice when slightly abstract figures like say, a president of a country, shows themselves to be as human as the rest of us. Of course it was Julie Fowlis she was listening to so no wonder she was enjoying it.
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Andrew Woodhouse @skyecommercial.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A very damp squib of a football match #SloveniavScotland
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Andrew Woodhouse @skyecommercial.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I went all the way to the Co-Op to buy snacks and stuff for this utterly shit Scotland v Slovenia game. I feel ripped off!
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Andrew Woodhouse @skyecommercial.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Some of our houseguests are the biggest lens-hogs...
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Andrew Woodhouse @skyecommercial.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Heading off to save lives at sea without fear or favour.
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Andrew Woodhouse @skyecommercial.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I got to photograph the President of Ireland on Saturday. She seemed a lot happier being on the Isle of Skye compared to when she was hosting Trump the week before. Anyway she was lovely, her staff were grand and her police protection detail were a delight.
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Andrew Woodhouse @skyecommercial.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Fail-safe c**t recognition method: Ask them about the RNLI...
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Andrew Woodhouse @skyecommercial.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Shameless arseholes. What if the asylum seekers/migrants/whatever need medical help? Attacking ambulances? Invading hospital wards? Torching GP's surgeries? Doxing NHS staff? These feckless thugs are going to get people killed. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Portsmouth RNLI lifeboat station off service after anti-migrant protest
The RNLI says it hopes to have the lifeboat station operational again as soon as possible.
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Andrew Woodhouse @skyecommercial.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
So.... If you're visiting Skye. It is pissing down with rain, has been for ages. There are temporary traffic lights every 300m on every road Since you are all still arriving in huge numbers this is causing massive queues everywhere. Meanwhile all the hotspot carparks are still overflowing. Enjoy.
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Andrew Woodhouse @skyecommercial.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This is irritating for Inshore Boat crews who's only branded clothing is hi-vis vests Compared that to All Weather crews who get all sorts of nice stuff they can wear to the shops.
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Andrew Woodhouse @skyecommercial.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
RNLI stations are at the heart of communities all around our coast. Staffed by volunteers who will answer their pager no matter the conditions, no matter who is in trouble. I so want to say more but I'm in this picture...
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Larry the Cat @number10cat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Since its foundation in 1824 the bravery of Royal National Lifeboat Institution volunteers has saved more than 146,700 lives at sea. Hundreds of those volunteers have died attempting to save others. They are the best of us.
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Andrew Woodhouse @skyecommercial.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
That video of the guy calling RNLI crew traitors... If the guy had fallen in the sea the lifeboat crew wouldn't have hesitated to rescue him. If it had been the other way around not so sure the guy would have done anything. That the difference between an RNLI volunteer & a fascist arsehole.
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Andrew Woodhouse @skyecommercial.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This is horrific. This is fascism. "To eliminate "obstacles" to his plans, Farage said he would declare a "national emergency" and threatened to overhaul the House of Lords and how judges are appointed if they stood in the way." - BBC News www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Nigel Farage threatens to overhaul Lords and judiciary in Reform conference speech
The Reform UK leader promises to deliver on key priorities in the first 100 days of government, if the party wins power.
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Andrew Woodhouse @skyecommercial.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
If you are nervous of our roads or enjoying the view & are driving at 40mph look behind you. There will be a queue. The car with the frantic looking driver at the back of it could be a lifeboat volunteer desperate to get to a shout & an extra 20mph could be the difference between life & death.
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Andrew Woodhouse @skyecommercial.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Being a photographer and living with a keen gardener has it’s upside when you are in a still life kind of mood. The soft, rich and subtle Skye light that appears later in a day helps too…
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Andrew Woodhouse @skyecommercial.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Natural born hunters
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Andrew Woodhouse @skyecommercial.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I think the lesson to learn is: don't invest in companies with stupid names. BBC News - Scottish National Investment Bank makes 'painful' £138m net loss www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Scottish National Investment Bank makes 'painful' £138m net loss
The publicly-owned body, which operates independently, has invested in several firms that collapsed last year.
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Andrew Woodhouse @skyecommercial.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Great idea but... "What about wild campers, campervans and caravans?" Unless you figure out how they pay nobody will agree to it. BBC News - Tourist tax rate of £5-per-night proposed for Highlands www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Tourist tax rate of £5-per-night proposed for Highlands
Councillors are to be asked to agree that the draft visitor levy be put out for consultation.
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Andrew Woodhouse @skyecommercial.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The Skye MRT have to be diplomatic but I don't. It was obvious on Wednesday that was going to be shite at the weekend. So why did arseholes still go out? Because they're arseholes. BBC News Skye rescue callouts 'like Whack-a-mole' as weather catches tourists off-guard www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Skye Trail call outs 'like Whack-a-mole' as weather catches tourists off guard
A mountain rescue team leader has compared a flurry of call-outs over a 13-hour period to a pop-up game.
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Andrew Woodhouse @skyecommercial.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Listen to what the Mountain Rescue are saying. BBC News - Skye Trail warning as 20 walkers rescued in one day www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Skye Trail warning as 20 walkers rescued in one day
Skye Mountain Rescue Team described the period from 07:00 to 20:00 on Friday as "one of the busiest days the team can remember".
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Andrew Woodhouse @skyecommercial.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The satisfaction of sneaking some old school Rush into an official Kyle of Lochalsh RNLI Instagram post... #Rush #RNLI
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Andrew Woodhouse @skyecommercial.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Life on Skye...
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Andrew Woodhouse @skyecommercial.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Hmmm. Had a lovely French couple at our door looking for help. They got off a bus at the wrong stop. Meant to be in Armadale for a ferry then train in Mallaig. "When's your ferry" Gallic shrug "The train" Another shrug They had no phone network. It only worked on WiFi. How did they make it this far?
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Andrew Woodhouse @skyecommercial.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
A shitty excuse of a human being. He was creepy & objectionable as fuck when he was here. I presume he's hanging out in a play park with his pervert shades on right now... BBC News - TikToker faces police probe over secret filming using Meta 'smart glasses' - BBC News www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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TikToker faces police probe over secret filming using Meta 'smart glasses'
The "content maker" published videos of encounters with young women and a female Sikh shop worker where he talked of a plot to "breed out the white race".
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Andrew Woodhouse @skyecommercial.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Hmmm. No.10 North is 400 miles SOUTH of us. To put that in context Lands End to John o' Goats is 876 miles. Not very north at all. But if you are London centric...
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Andrew Woodhouse @skyecommercial.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Once it was a soggy wreck. Now it is a super comfy, hugely stylish and much sought after holiday house.... And photographed by us.
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Andrew Woodhouse @skyecommercial.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Wayne got it right "I thought it was crap" Imperious, insightful punditry
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Andrew Woodhouse @skyecommercial.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
What a great game. England were...*chokes a bit* ...brilliant
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Andrew Woodhouse @skyecommercial.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Wonder what would happen if the England players held up a Falkland Islands flag tonight? I also wonder where you would get a Falkland Islands flag in Florida?
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Andrew Woodhouse @skyecommercial.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The blue House in Portree. It's pretty special... And a short walk from the wee Co-Op. What more do you want?
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Andrew Woodhouse @skyecommercial.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
If Harry Kane hadn't played golf with Trump then England would have probably beaten Argentina. He should have known that everything and everyone that the orange idiot touches is cursed.
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Andrew Woodhouse @skyecommercial.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The Skye View Hotel has had quite the refurb. I like photographing something fresh out of the box. All the fresh paint makes me feel like royalty.
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Andrew Woodhouse @skyecommercial.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
You create a problem then charge 20% to solve it. IT'S A FUCKING SHAKE DOWN PROTECTION RACKET!
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Andrew Woodhouse @skyecommercial.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Nice out today... #LifeOnSkye
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Andrew Woodhouse @skyecommercial.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
"He invited me to play when I was down in Palm Beach. So yeah, when the president invites you somewhere... YOU SAY NO! Because he is an awful excuse for a human being! Harry Kane making the choice to support Norway an easier one.
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Andrew Woodhouse @skyecommercial.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Fàs Mòr has shut. That's a bitter blow for pre-school child care on the Isle of Skye...
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Andrew Woodhouse @skyecommercial.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
This is utterance of an utter cunt. I despise him and anyone who condones or excuses what he says. BBC News - Restore Britain leader describes Dunblane tragedy as 'one murder' www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Restore Britain leader describes Dunblane tragedy as 'one murder'
Rupert Lowe criticised the ban of handguns in the UK, saying it was "because there was a murder in Dunblane".
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Andrew Woodhouse @skyecommercial.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
"Sentient trashcan." Joyous.
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Andrew Woodhouse @skyecommercial.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I see the list of most popular baby boys names in England and Wales is going to trigger arseholes - again
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Andrew Woodhouse @skyecommercial.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Just because they are...
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Andrew Woodhouse @skyecommercial.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Wonder how many Americans have come across or would recognise an actual real life communist?
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Andrew Woodhouse @skyecommercial.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
How about, if a football player goes down for more than 10 seconds they have to leave the pitch for at least a minute for treatment? This is because I spent most of today watching international rugby players clattering into each other like colliding steam trains without screaming or rolling around.
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Andrew Woodhouse @skyecommercial.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I wonder if it's trying to be a billionaire or becoming a billionaire that turns you into a megalomaniacal unhinged bond-baddy arsehole?
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Hush-Kit aviation news, history & satire @hushkit.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Spent years building up a big following on Twitter, essential for publicising my aviation blog, which I live from. Desperate to leave it & publicise on nicer platforms, but I have too few follows. If you want to help me escape, do give this a share. Much obliged. My blog here: hushkit.substack.com
A Sea Harrier FA.2 facing the camera on a post that says: Spent years building up a big following on Twitter, essential for publicising my aviation blog, which I live from.  Desperate to leave it & publicise on nicer platforms, but I have too few follows. If you want to help me escape, do give this a share. Much obliged. My blog here: hushkit.substack.com
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Andrew Woodhouse @skyecommercial.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Every time the words "mathematical possibility" come into play Scotland's chances of progressing in a tournament disappear. With all that negativity rubbing off on maths it's no wonder children don't like learning it.
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Andrew Woodhouse @skyecommercial.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Heatwave you say...? #LifeOnSkye
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