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Platero 🦨 🔜 MFF???

@skunky.pet
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Skunk ambassador to the weasel community! Fan of all things transformation Lv 37 | Michigan | everything is fluid | they/them | perverted (mostly) ace | gay panromantic | AuDHD | 🔞

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Platero 🦨 🔜 MFF??? @skunky.pet · 15h
How I arrived on Bluesky
The Simpsons, girl in Bart's remedial class: "I fell off the jungle gym, and when I woke up, I was in here."
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Platero 🦨 🔜 MFF??? @skunky.pet · 20/09/2026
First non-water thing consumed in 5 days
Orange flavored gelatin dessert. It is not JELL-O brand.
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Platero 🦨 🔜 MFF??? @skunky.pet · 20/09/2026
Thank you @dellwayft.bsky.social for your service of periodically searching the site for mustelid and skunk posts
A wolverine saluting. Telegram sticker by Rhos
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Platero 🦨 🔜 MFF??? @skunky.pet · 16/09/2026
Bart Simpson: "There's a 4:30 in the morning now?"
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Platero 🦨 🔜 MFF??? @skunky.pet · 15/09/2026
Dawn of The Final Day - 24 hours remain
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Platero 🦨 🔜 MFF??? @skunky.pet · 14/09/2026
The worst lie? There literally is a basement /s
Google Street View image of 93 Canal Street from July 2022. A sign in the window reads, in part, "Building for lease - Total 2500 Ft with Full Basement"
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Platero 🦨 🔜 MFF??? @skunky.pet · 14/09/2026
Also applies, ironically, to coyotes
A coyote standing or sitting on its hind legs with the captions "no thoughts" and "Brain scrample egg"
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Platero 🦨 🔜 MFF??? @skunky.pet · 12/09/2026
Bought a 3D printed friend
A 3D printed skunk with flexible joints and a long tailA 3D printed skunk with flexible joints and a long tail, but standing!
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Platero 🦨 🔜 MFF??? @skunky.pet · 12/09/2026
Posm (with dragon behind)
Two skunks in a man's arms. On the left wearing green dragon wings, and on the right in a possum costume
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Platero 🦨 🔜 MFF??? @skunky.pet · 12/09/2026
Come here in the next hour if you want your ass kicked
SkunkFest!!!!
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Platero 🦨 🔜 MFF??? @skunky.pet · 07/09/2026
@tabernak.bsky.social do you remember?
Have you ever been so high, you became a ferret?
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Platero 🦨 🔜 MFF??? @skunky.pet · 04/09/2026
Weird, I've shifted north and west Last time I did one of these, my closest matching cities were in southern Michigan (correct) plus Rochester, NY
A map from mydialect.us showing that I talk most like someone from Michigan, but my nearest matching cities are Minneapolis, Seattle, and Portland
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Platero 🦨 🔜 MFF??? @skunky.pet · 29/08/2026
Close call. Hydrate!
Dark Souls font: Hangover Averted
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Platero 🦨 🔜 MFF??? @skunky.pet · 28/08/2026
mmmm whatcha sayyyyy
Lunar eclipse, taken on my Samsung Galaxy S25+
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Platero 🦨 🔜 MFF??? @skunky.pet · 27/08/2026
Oh, it's the Thanksgiving 2025 edition
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Platero 🦨 🔜 MFF??? @skunky.pet · 17/08/2026
Not shocked. I figured perseverance first and bravery last. My avoidant personality is bringing down integrity :/
Kindness - green soul. "No matter how many times I got hurt, I never let that make me cruel."

Kindness 72%
Perseverance 71%
Patience 68%
Justice 63%
Integrity 35%
Determination 34%
Bravery 21%
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Platero 🦨 🔜 MFF??? @skunky.pet · 11/08/2026
Krusty the Clown from The Simpsons about to say, "What the hell was that!?"
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Platero 🦨 🔜 MFF??? @skunky.pet · 06/08/2026
I even love the warning dialog you get on mobile:
A Windows 98 style dialog box titled "Unsupported Device", with the text: "Windows 98 is not supported on mobile devices. For an optimal user experience, please open this application from a desktop PC." The only button at the bottom says "Proceed Anyway".
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Platero 🦨 🔜 MFF??? @skunky.pet · 04/08/2026
Let's do this 💪
A ballot showing the race for Congressional - United States Senator. The oval for Abdul El-Sayed is filled in black ink
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Platero 🦨 🔜 MFF??? @skunky.pet · 04/08/2026
I'm suddenly reminded of the conspiracy theory that the Donald Trump in Disney's Hall of Presidents was a hastily reworked Hillary Clinton
Headshot of a disturbing animatronic Donald Trump against a purple background
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Platero 🦨 🔜 MFF??? @skunky.pet · 27/07/2026
Just like this! 🎨: turbinedivinity @ FA
3 panel sequence of a natural colored marten climbing onto a bed and transforming into a pink stuffed dog
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Platero 🦨 🔜 MFF??? @skunky.pet · 27/07/2026
Best thing about Will Wright
"I'm uncollecting. I buy collections on ebay, and I disperse them out to people again. I have to be like an entropic force to collectors, otherwise all of this stuff will get sorted."
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Platero 🦨 🔜 MFF??? @skunky.pet · 22/07/2026
obligatory
Stay fresh, cheese bags!
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Platero 🦨 🔜 MFF??? @skunky.pet · 21/07/2026
Oh man... this doin numbers
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Platero 🦨 🔜 MFF??? @skunky.pet · 18/07/2026
Bill the Cat from Bloom County, etc.
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Platero 🦨 🔜 MFF??? @skunky.pet · 16/07/2026
My feed is extremely American brained tonight
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Platero 🦨 🔜 MFF??? @skunky.pet · 04/07/2026
Please take me here, I've never been before
A pink skunk sitting on the ground, wearing a collar, harness, and those rubber paw mitten things, thinking "I don't have to give a fuck... about anything!"
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Platero 🦨 🔜 MFF??? @skunky.pet · 28/06/2026
ah yes, the DC replies
HERE IT COMES!
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Platero 🦨 🔜 MFF??? @skunky.pet · 20/06/2026
Ahh, my wake up call is right on time
Hermie, the cat I'm watching
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Platero 🦨 🔜 MFF??? @skunky.pet · 18/06/2026
So yeah, this is why I changed the hearts in my name from the asexual flag to the nonbinary flag. Both very important to me, but gender has been at the forefront of my mind lately. Planning on starting HRT after my chronic illness surgery in September. Happy Pride Month!!
the nonbinary flag
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Platero 🦨 🔜 MFF??? @skunky.pet · 18/06/2026
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Platero 🦨 🔜 MFF??? @skunky.pet · 13/06/2026
How I'm tryna be (this is not mine! if you know who drew it, please let me know!)
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Platero 🦨 🔜 MFF??? @skunky.pet · 10/06/2026
Cover art of "Touch Dic" (dictionary) for Nintendo DS
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Platero 🦨 🔜 MFF??? @skunky.pet · 31/05/2026
107 days so far with no alcohol, caffeine, or THC (Old art: @mylittlepoonies.bsky.social)
An extremely tired marten with their back half in an upright quadrupedal stance but their front half lying flat on the ground
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Platero 🦨 🔜 MFF??? @skunky.pet · 27/05/2026
My app crashed like this
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Platero 🦨 🔜 MFF??? @skunky.pet · 25/05/2026
Oh, you!
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Platero 🦨 🔜 MFF??? @skunky.pet · 06/05/2026
The Dark Souls "You Died" meme. The text reads "Medication Obtained", and the background image is a stock photo of a Walgreens pharmacy
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Platero 🦨 🔜 MFF??? @skunky.pet · 19/04/2026
I've played it. You don't forget Pumbaa snorting bugs.
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Platero 🦨 🔜 MFF??? @skunky.pet · 17/04/2026
"Direct Action Gets the Goods" logo by the IWW
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Platero 🦨 🔜 MFF??? @skunky.pet · 14/04/2026
The hardest part is combining two fantastic tails... Choose your fighter!
Artist: RoSphixArtist: TabbieWolfArtist: Whiteklaw for KurodaArtist: Immelmann for Tealmarket
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Platero 🦨 🔜 MFF??? @skunky.pet · 03/04/2026
a Twitter post from skullmandible that reads: "most cutting thing you can say is 'who's this clown?' because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns"
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Platero 🦨 🔜 MFF??? @skunky.pet · 21/03/2026
I blame this gif (Artist unknown, let me know if you know!)
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Platero 🦨 🔜 MFF??? @skunky.pet · 27/11/2025
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Platero 🦨 🔜 MFF??? @skunky.pet · 21/11/2025
...but it'll still be small, right???
Muskegon

Midwest Miniatures Museum to close until April 2026 for expansion

Published: Nov. 19, 2025, 2:56 p.m.

Photo of a miniature house
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Platero 🦨 🔜 MFF??? @skunky.pet · 17/11/2025
Rest in peace to the writer of one of my favorite underrated episodes
Bart Simpson's legs on a green pool chair, on a red brick patio. On his left leg is a cast with a single signature, "Milpool". He is wearing his usual blue shorts with no shirt.
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Platero 🦨 🔜 MFF??? @skunky.pet · 22/10/2025
Current mood:
A weary Homer Simpson, climbing a mountain in winter clothing, says, "Ooh, getting lightheaded. Good. No heavy head to carry."
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Platero 🦨 🔜 MFF??? @skunky.pet · 14/10/2025
Oh wow, I almost forgot what day it is
A Garfield comic strip.

In panel 1, Garfield sees his wall calendar from his bed and, with a startled expression, exclaims "Oh, no!"

In panel 2, he hides under his blanket and says, "I am definitely not getting out of bed today."

In panel 3, still in the same position, Garfield adds, "Not on Monday the 13th."
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Platero 🦨 🔜 MFF??? @skunky.pet · 11/10/2025
Hey, Telegram? What is this shit that you're foisting on me? (This is a post by Telegram's founder that was pinned when I opened up Telegram Desktop. I do not follow him)
October 9

Pavel Durov

I’m turning 41, but I don’t feel like celebrating.

Our generation is running out of time to save the free Internet built for us by our fathers.

What was once the promise of the free exchange of information is being turned into the ultimate tool of control.

Once-free countries are introducing dystopian measures such as digital IDs (UK), online age checks (Australia), and mass scanning of private messages (EU).

Germany is persecuting anyone who dares to criticize officials on the Internet. The UK is imprisoning thousands for their tweets. France is criminally investigating tech leaders who defend freedom and privacy.

A dark, dystopian world is approaching fast — while we’re asleep. Our generation risks going down in history as the last one that had freedoms — and allowed them to be taken away.

We’ve been fed a lie.

We’ve been made to believe that the greatest fight of our generation is to destroy everything our forefathers left us: tradition, privacy, sovereignty, the free market, and free speech.

By betraying the legacy of our ancestors, we’ve set ourselves on a path toward self-destruction — moral, intellectual, economic, and ultimately biological.

So no, I’m not going to celebrate today. I’m running out of time. We are running out of time.
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Platero 🦨 🔜 MFF??? @skunky.pet · 30/09/2025
The real problem with being nostalgic for 2002 Walmart is that Robin Williams will stalk your family
A poster for the 2002 Robin Williams movie "One Hour Photo"
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Platero 🦨 🔜 MFF??? @skunky.pet · 07/09/2025
Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr
"Weird Al" Yankovic dressed in green scrubs and holding an extremely long drill in the music video for "Like A Surgeon"
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