skumdelfin.bsky.social @skumdelfin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Obsessed with Nigella on British Bake Off, nobody cares but I'm back on as a viewer 000 0
skumdelfin.bsky.social @skumdelfin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Hairdresser talked me out of a big chop and blowdried the shit out of me so all day yesterday I was in my dirtbag weekend outfit with news anchor hair Unrelated, but I have pantry moths for the first time in my life 😭😭😭😭😭 brb burning down my condo myself this time 100 0
skumdelfin.bsky.social @skumdelfin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I'm going to Amsterdam in a couple of weeks, and people at work are kinda snooty about it, "you have never been?", but when I ask for recs since they are so...soo...well traveled, I get only the vaguery about how they went to a restaurant that was inside a windmill but they can't remember the deets 100 0
skumdelfin.bsky.social @skumdelfin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026chopped off the nails, the tech talked me into instead of going with the kermit green to consider going with the color of the frog that plays Tiny Tim, more of a muted sicklier green. maybe getting a big hair chop this weekend? chin length? even shoulder length will feel like a significant change 000 0
skumdelfin.bsky.social @skumdelfin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026moomin mama from the soviet drawn animation (not the stop motion one) is pretty hot. The bare toes + decollete + updo combo is very horny 120 0
skumdelfin.bsky.social @skumdelfin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026is a friend who sends you a dozen photos where you look like Jiminy Glick/blinking Jiminy Glick/Jiminy Glick with mouth open even your friend? 000 0
skumdelfin.bsky.social @skumdelfin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026took apart the entire bed (an oak storage apparatus) so it can be leveled (raised .5" on my side) the slope was too noticeable with the thinner firmer mattress and now all of my abs are sore 000 0
skumdelfin.bsky.social @skumdelfin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026MILIA not being a valid entry in today's failing New York Times spelling bee is bullshit 100 0
skumdelfin.bsky.social @skumdelfin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I desperately bought the first non-foam mattress I could find last year because I needed something to sleep on and it was too tall, it's a miracle I didn't break an ankle hurling myself off the bed every morning. Today I finally swapped the 14" mattress for a 7" one and all is right in the world 000 0
skumdelfin.bsky.social @skumdelfin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026yes they taste like banana/vanilla/melon/mango but smell like cum. I keep buying them every year because I forget the cum part and then every time I'm like oh yeah, the cum. Happened last week yet again 010 0
skumdelfin.bsky.social @skumdelfin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Glad I dragged myself to see Alex Cameron on a school night yesterday. It was beautiful and curative. Best part, watching a couple in their 70s(?) singing and dancing (him, very stiffly) along to the entire thing 001 0
skumdelfin.bsky.social @skumdelfin.bsky.social · 02/09/2026there's a man clearly flirting with my mother at work (he's a customer) and she insists he is absolutely not flirting. The not flirting includes - bringing her little gifts from trips (candy, mints, magnets), buying her fruit that she deemed too expensive immediately after she complained about it... 100 0
skumdelfin.bsky.social @skumdelfin.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I only have to sign some papers in the presence of a notary and my almost 2 year long fire/insurance saga is gong to be finally over 000 0
skumdelfin.bsky.social @skumdelfin.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I see a lot of "I'm not going to gatekeeper blah blah" but last weekend it became clear that my taste and design/art knowledge get taken advantage of as cultural capital is what I have to offer and I'm absolutely gatekeeping that shit from now on 010 0
skumdelfin.bsky.social @skumdelfin.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Replaying animal crossing from scratch and my first islander is Miffy (I'm allergic to all nightshades) 100 0
skumdelfin.bsky.social @skumdelfin.bsky.social · 25/08/2026our wealthy friends owe us ~$1000 for an Airbnb house for a vacation that came and went and don't see a problem with it 000 0
skumdelfin.bsky.social @skumdelfin.bsky.social · 19/08/2026came across a LinkedIn comment from a contact where our conversation last week became his narrative-driven content... I'm that former colleague/friend people post about finally. Saw it right after buying one of those eye contact cameras because I was roasted for having my camera too high 000 0
skumdelfin.bsky.social @skumdelfin.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I don't understand why attempts to hack into my instagram are so relentless for years now 000 0
skumdelfin.bsky.social @skumdelfin.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Researching the bean theme, learning that in rhyming slang the bean is the queen, finding this banner on the page for the sold out commemorative Elizabeth II beanie baby, and making it my entire personality for the rest of my life BOOK YOUR GOOTOPIA EXPERIENCE AT HAMLEYS 000 0
skumdelfin.bsky.social @skumdelfin.bsky.social · 06/08/2026purchased these awful beans that I saw from one of the people I follow on here for the next time I have to host the company weekly studio meeting that always has a "theme" The theme will be beans 110 0
skumdelfin.bsky.social @skumdelfin.bsky.social · 05/08/2026bf joined me volunteering twice and now refers to it as "minecrafting the neighborhood" and is getting very invested ...we had to go check on the trail he terraced on Sunday after the big rain because he was worried it washed away 000 0
skumdelfin.bsky.social @skumdelfin.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Watching the latest Last Week Tonight, with all of the parasite news there were jokes about cholera and one of the 2 things I retained from my 3rd grade civil defense class, that gives me great peace, is that cholera diarrhea is not that bad to deal with olfactorily (it doesn't smell like much) 100 0
skumdelfin.bsky.social @skumdelfin.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Now I have to pack but I'm thinking about bf's parents chuckling at me for pronouncing Euler wrong a decade ago (in Russian it's Эйлер), what kind of hormonal shit is this 000 0
skumdelfin.bsky.social @skumdelfin.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I was forever confused by Americans asking me if ppl owned things in USSR and when my bf's parents chuckled after I bought my place because "owning a home was hypocritical" (btw, both dems) and then I saw a TikTok about Americans not understanding the difference between private and personal property 100 0
skumdelfin.bsky.social @skumdelfin.bsky.social · 24/07/2026emailing with Korea at 11pm asking them to remake a sample to make it a bit less of a bright blue. During my career the speed and quality of prototypes has gotten insane, what used to take at least a month, is now taking a week, with 2 day shipping from overseas, for 1/3 of what it used to cost 000 0
skumdelfin.bsky.social @skumdelfin.bsky.social · 23/07/2026a chunky silver anklet got ripped apart inside my hiking boot somehow, fully inside the boot, fully covered by a sock, I bumped my foot a couple times on bamboo stumps, but that's it I think I can fix it 100 0
skumdelfin.bsky.social @skumdelfin.bsky.social · 19/07/2026The Odyssey mostly as is but with Adam Sandler in a key role? 000 0
skumdelfin.bsky.social @skumdelfin.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Eataly was selling packaged roast chicken with best by JUNE 28th as of today, July 18th, a day with a tornado, a flood, and a hazardous air warnings 100 0
skumdelfin.bsky.social @skumdelfin.bsky.social · 15/07/2026heatless curls with fine and thin hair is a special kind of torture, I gave up and went with the single scrunchie method 000 0
skumdelfin.bsky.social @skumdelfin.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I would really like a water resistant scale to put in the shower so I doesn't take up the precious floor space 000 0
skumdelfin.bsky.social @skumdelfin.bsky.social · 12/07/2026the storms today were insane. I remember a friend chuckling at me in 2018 about my climate doom and gloom, but hey, it's exactly on the timeline I expectedweather.govText Product Viewer 000 0
skumdelfin.bsky.social @skumdelfin.bsky.social · 11/07/2026seems like they stopped filming the 2nd season of Task under the train tracks/side streets, it was clogging up everything during the week 000 0
skumdelfin.bsky.social @skumdelfin.bsky.social · 10/07/2026there's a chance of running into the man I rented a floor in his house who "evicted" me on January 1st and then accused me of stealing his polyester pillowcases at events like this, but I'm intrigued 110 0
skumdelfin.bsky.social @skumdelfin.bsky.social · 08/07/2026catching up with friends who moved away is now taking about extreme weather events in our states, oh you're on fire, cool, we had a flood, talk to you in 6 months or maybe never 100 0
skumdelfin.bsky.social @skumdelfin.bsky.social · 28/06/2026what a clown timeline, government contract death cult with a head of strategic engagement creating limited edition workwear (420....wink wink) 000 0
skumdelfin.bsky.social @skumdelfin.bsky.social · 27/06/2026I made an amazing zapekanka, and now I will deep clean the washer - I never had mildew problems with a front loader before, but I think the random liquid Tide from Costco is causing the build up that was never an issue with my previous powdered/granola detergentsyoutube.comСвета - А может нет а можнет даYouTube video by Laurentiu Adrian 000 0
skumdelfin.bsky.social @skumdelfin.bsky.social · 27/06/2026I hope I never have to go back to Texas. A week in various homes of progressively more and more religious people was enough for this lifetime 010 0
skumdelfin.bsky.social @skumdelfin.bsky.social · 18/06/2026bf, after I shared my glow up plans, told me "honey, don't take it the wrong way, but you need to get a pair of cunty sunglasses" I didn't clarify in the moment because I had a ~story~ to tell, but I keep thinking about what part of that was I supposed to not take the wrong way? 100 0
skumdelfin.bsky.social @skumdelfin.bsky.social · 18/06/2026was woken up at 2:30 am by 2 big booms, then again at 7 am by the building chat talking about the booms 100 0
skumdelfin.bsky.social @skumdelfin.bsky.social · 17/06/2026I had't heard from contractor's insurance for 6 months (they are supposed to update you monthly) and looooookie who responded to me 4 business days later after I filed a complaint with PA Insurance Department. The fire is going to be old enough to go to pre-k soon, let's wrap up this claim already 000 0
skumdelfin.bsky.social @skumdelfin.bsky.social · 16/06/2026I have to go to TX all next week to do ethno so secret..the client's recruit vendor can give the participant addresses only to me and I can't share them with the clients in attendance. I don't drive, the vendor can't drive us (!), a client will be driving and I will be just telling them where to go? 100 0
skumdelfin.bsky.social @skumdelfin.bsky.social · 16/06/2026story time, I remembered this in the shower...At the tail end of COVID, when people in conservative environment started to feel comfortable ditching masks, I was asked to remove mine before presenting to a room of execs. It was around holidays and my stepdad was still battling cancer so I said no 100 0
skumdelfin.bsky.social @skumdelfin.bsky.social · 13/06/2026They mentioned Fyodorov and "common task" in Star City. I'm very weirded out by Thiel's interest in Russian cosmism (it IS weird to see the Antichrist talk about your special interest), but happy to come across more about it in pop culture/tv as it's one of my favorite thingsen.wikipedia.orgNikolai Fyodorov (philosopher) - Wikipedia 011 0
skumdelfin.bsky.social @skumdelfin.bsky.social · 12/06/2026✨Ginsberg writing an introduction to somebody else's book 100 0
skumdelfin.bsky.social @skumdelfin.bsky.social · 11/06/2026...aaaaaand I got a fancy version of tobacco stained nails by accident lol 000 0
skumdelfin.bsky.social @skumdelfin.bsky.social · 11/06/2026a normal number of emotional support assembly wrenches and hex keys 110 0
