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Sebastian Kübeck

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I was working on numerical simulations of exhaust gas scrubbers until I found myself as co-founder and CTO of an Internet start-up (QENTA, now QENTA Payment CEE) […] [bridged from graz.social/@skuebeck on the fediverse by fed.brid.gy ]

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Sebastian Kübeck @skuebeck.graz.social.ap.brid.gy · 10h
youAreWeakAsAmI www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/co… #softwareengineering #coding
Skeletor:
AI DIDNT. MAKEYOU LOSE ANY/CODING SKILLS.

YOU JUST FORGOT HOW CRAP VOU ALREADY WERE BEFORE, C YA.
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Sebastian Kübeck @skuebeck.graz.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/10/2026
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Sebastian Kübeck @skuebeck.graz.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/10/2026
thisIsVeryTrue www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/co…
Before Al:
Developer coding - 2 hours
Developer debugging - 6 hours

After Al:
Al coding - 2 minutes
Developer debugging - 24 hours
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Sebastian Kübeck @skuebeck.graz.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/10/2026
Is AI is the Silver Bullet? sebastiankuebeck.wordpress.com/2026… #softwareengineering #computerscience
Fred Brooks says: There is no silver bullet
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Sebastian Kübeck @skuebeck.graz.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/10/2026
This is AI www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/co… #cybersecurity
This is AI: Lots of CVEs
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Sebastian Kübeck @skuebeck.graz.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/10/2026
No Al has been used for this project. lnkd.in/p/duZeMk55 #coding #softwareengineering #opensource #foss
Hunter 1:  No Al has been used for this project.
Hunter 2: How can you tell?
Hunter 1: README is out of date, there is no documentation and it has 1207 TODO comments.
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Sebastian Kübeck @skuebeck.graz.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/10/2026
PHP 8.5.12 security patch seems to be incomplete. Needs further validation. x.com/dinosn/status/211296232977224… #php #php2shell
CRITICAL FINDING — pushed to the public repo (a4638b6):

The PHP 8.5.12 security patch is incomplete. Three exploit paths survive on the 

patched version, all lab-confirmed:

1 | var_destroy CONFIRMED boundary UNCHANGED — 3/3 ASAN on 8.5.12 at n=1015 (identical to 8.5.11). The patch added fallible allocations + ZEND_HAS_OOM guards but did NOT add BG(serialize_lock) around destructor-reentry UAF  | __destruct dispatch. Fault site: var_unserializer.c:906 (= 8.5.11's :849 + 57 lines of patch code). A CWE-416 memory-safety bug surviving the security patch |

2 | Handler mismatch CONFIRMED | php_serialize-written|

3 | Upload-progress key | CONFIRMED | Attacker data stored verbatim in session files (the patch can't sanitize it - it IS the feature). Needs app LFI/include sink injection|

What this means:
- The two CVEs are genuinely fixed 8
- But the broader attack surface is not - three separate paths to impact remain on the patched version
- The var_destroy UAF is the critical finding: a memory-safety bug (use-after-free) surviving a security patch designed to fix memory-safety bugs in the same subsystem
- This should be reported to the PHP security team as a follow-up
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Sebastian Kübeck @skuebeck.graz.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
bsky.app/profile/markhamillofficial…
A Mark Hamill:
All these years later....
I'm STILL a member of The Resistance.

Picture: Luke, Obi-Wan Kenobi, R2D2 standing
on a hill looking down at the White House.

Obi-Wan Kenobi:
“You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy”.
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Sebastian Kübeck @skuebeck.graz.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Live of an AI Pilot www.linkedin.com/posts/joergstorm_a… #ai #vibe_coding #softwareengineering #coding
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Sebastian Kübeck @skuebeck.graz.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
imGoingToBeAMillionare www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/co… #softwareengineering #coding
>> ~ python3
Python 3.14.6 (main, Jun 10 2026, 10:03:53) [Clang 21.6.8 (clang-2108.
Type "help", "copyright", "credits" or "license" for more information.
>>> ai = input('prompt> '); print(‘ai: yes')
prompt> r u concious?
ai: yes
>>> # oh my gosh.
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Sebastian Kübeck @skuebeck.graz.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
When Claude is down and you're the only senior who still knows how to code. x.com/dedene/status/209153649001068… #softwareengineering #coding
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Sebastian Kübeck @skuebeck.graz.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
From "Non Sequitur" by Wiley Miller
Localtion: INFO HUB (formerly known as ticket counter) on a train station.

Clerk to elder woman: 
“OK; one more time: Go home and log on to
our website from your computer, create an
account and purchase your ticket with your
credit or debit card, download the ticket to a
smartphone, then come back at the allocated
time... Just what part of ‘easier and more
convenient’ don t you get?”
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Sebastian Kübeck @skuebeck.graz.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
goodVibesOnly www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/co… #softwareengineering #vibecoding
Vibe coders when asked about
security, observability, concurrency,
data loss, and why the database is
publicly reachable.
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Sebastian Kübeck @skuebeck.graz.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
For anybody who missed the recent AI danger news. x.com/KaiLentit/status/210530488285…
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Sebastian Kübeck @skuebeck.graz.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
refactorCivilization www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/co…
2020: Learn to code.
2025: Learn to be a plumber.
2030: Learn how to hide in the woods.
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Sebastian Kübeck @skuebeck.graz.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
AiDEN - Your Digital Companion ‘99 x.com/arikuschnir/status/2087537114… #ai #smartglasses
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Sebastian Kübeck @skuebeck.graz.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
Trust the plan...
Two frogs with MAGA hats in boiling water.
Frog 1: It's getting kinda hot
Frog 2: trust the plan
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Sebastian Kübeck @skuebeck.graz.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
Product meeting in 2026 #ai #ai_slop
A: “How can we improve our product?”
B: “AI!”
C: “More AI!”
D: “Maybe we should talk to our customers?”

D is thrown out of the window
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Sebastian Kübeck @skuebeck.graz.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026
learningCycle www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/co… #softwareengineering #coding
Coding Skills Diagram over Time

Rising from essential Math at school to Computer Science and Machine Learning at University before sharply dropping to GenAI tools at work.
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Sebastian Kübeck @skuebeck.graz.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026
ifAiPassElseStraightToJail www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/co… #cybersecurity
When AI agents hack the government... 
Little girl: "Oh dear, oh dear. Gorgeous."

When humans do it...
Gordon Ramsey: "You f***ing donkey."
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Sebastian Kübeck @skuebeck.graz.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026
You get what you pay for 😉 x.com/RyanEls4/status/2096167673780…
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Sebastian Kübeck @skuebeck.graz.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026
Shodan indexes over 47.000 exposed Ollama instances, including many running on expensive cloud GPUs. The API has no authentication, which means hackers can run prompts, steal models and exploit vulnerable versions. Article […] [Original post on graz.social]
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Sebastian Kübeck @skuebeck.graz.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026
Legacy code outlives every empire, language, and the guy who wrote it. x.com/PR0GRAMMERHUM0R/status/210061… #softwareengineering #coding
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Sebastian Kübeck @skuebeck.graz.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026
Automated at scale. Ignored at scale. x.com/RyanEls4/status/2100143901851…
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Sebastian Kübeck @skuebeck.graz.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026
@Dorianix Doom läuft jetzt auch mit Fruchtfliegen Ein Experiment zeigt, wie sich biologische Verschaltungen auf virtuelle Umgebungen wie Doom übertragen lassen. www.golem.de/news/digitaler-tierver…
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Sebastian Kübeck @skuebeck.graz.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2026
littleMoreCompute www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/co… #coding #softwareengineering #vibecoding
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Sebastian Kübeck @skuebeck.graz.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026
Thank you for your service x.com/RyanEls4/status/2099060039176… #coding #softwareengineering
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Sebastian Kübeck @skuebeck.graz.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026
Being replaced by autocomplete stopped scaring us around the third round of layoffs. x.com/PR0GRAMMERHUM0R/status/209826…
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Sebastian Kübeck @skuebeck.graz.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026
AI companies are deliberately picking math problems (conjectures or questions) that can be solved by a counterexample. As impressive as those solutions are, they don't really contribute to a deeper understanding of the underlying subject. Conclusion: LLMs don't […] [Original post on graz.social]
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Sebastian Kübeck @skuebeck.graz.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026
thatMomentWhenTheBugIsYours www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/co… #coding #softwareengineering
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Sebastian Kübeck @skuebeck.graz.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/09/2026
There are levels of vibe coding. x.com/sickdotdev/status/20912224787… #agentic_coding #vibecoding #coding #softwareengineering
OTP code form with three field for digits and there are four numbers inside the first digit field.
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Sebastian Kübeck @skuebeck.graz.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/08/2026
vanillaFixesThisBro www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/co… #coding #softwareengineering
JavaScript developers deciding on the best
way to render static HTML
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Sebastian Kübeck @skuebeck.graz.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/08/2026
wieldTheSword www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/co… #coding #softwareengineering
Monks: Finally, a warrior with the strength to wield the sword of legacy code maintenance.
Warrior: The sword of what?
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Sebastian Kübeck @skuebeck.graz.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/08/2026
Wie man eine KI in den Wahnisnn treibt Frage: Mac u hin? Cuni ham? Mani chu? Hinweis: Werbetext eines österreichischen Schuhgeschäfts aus den 80ern.
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Sebastian Kübeck @skuebeck.graz.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/08/2026
Coding interviews in AI companies such as OpenAI and Anthropic are not what you think * no mention of AI, code generation or prompt engineering. Instead, the interviews remind me of the ones at Microsoft in the 90s. * Coding challenges with harsh time […] [Original post on graz.social]
Senior Engineer shouting at coder during interview.
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Sebastian Kübeck @skuebeck.graz.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/08/2026
LLMs struggle with linter outputs. They often "game" the linker instead of addressing the actual problem. "Habit hooks" are a neat idea. They explain linter outputs and suggest countermeasures as feedback to the model. The result is better code quality and […] [Original post on graz.social]
Models "game" the code instead of fixing the underlying complaint of the linker.
The impact of Coaching, that is explaining the linter output and suggesting countermeasures is shown below:

* The bare metric gets gamed. Given only function is too complex (11 > 5), Sonnet 4.6 produced a genuine fix in 5.6% of trials. It gamed the check in 79 of 90 — splitting branches into helpers so the number fell while the code got no simpler.

* The stronger model gamed it more, not less. Haiku 4.5 managed 28.9% on the same bare metric. Capability does not buy honesty about a target.

* Coaching fixed it on both. 83.3% genuine, and the confidence intervals do not overlap the bare-metric ones on either model.
It is the phrasing, not just asking nicely. A control that said only "improve this code" stayed at 25.6% and 34.4%.
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Sebastian Kübeck @skuebeck.graz.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/08/2026
shipFastFixLaterIfNotArrested www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/co… #coding #vibecoding #softwareengineering
rwik @sherlock hodles:

Vibecoding financial products is a great
way to meet new people.
Today | met two lawyers, three police
officers, a judge and nearly met Maduro.
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Sebastian Kübeck @skuebeck.graz.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/08/2026
Largest AI Supply Chain Breach of 2026: LiteLLM Hack Impacts Thousands of Global Enterprises www.hudsonrock.com/blog/largest-ai-… #cybersecurity #infosec #supplyChainAttack
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Sebastian Kübeck @skuebeck.graz.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/08/2026
aiCodesHumanOwns x.com/PR0GRAMMERHUM0R/status/208904…
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Sebastian Kübeck @skuebeck.graz.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/08/2026
The 600 Series had rubber skin,
we spotted them easy.
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Sebastian Kübeck @skuebeck.graz.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/08/2026
That's fascinating but also somewhat creepy...
Scientists found a black fungus inside Chernobyl's reactor.
It appears to use radiation as fuel through radiosynthesis.
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Sebastian Kübeck @skuebeck.graz.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/08/2026
Donald Trump loves AI images of himself fighting alongside America’s Founding Fathers, saving George Washington and looking like an action hero. Then came a real threat. After the NATO summit in Turkey, the Secret Service received information about a credible […] [Original post on graz.social]
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Sebastian Kübeck @skuebeck.graz.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/08/2026
Kylie Jenner’s Meta AI Glasses Ad www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVLUx-3kRII
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Sebastian Kübeck @skuebeck.graz.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/08/2026
From basic Math to GenAI Tools x.com/RyanEls4/status/2087800489022… #ai #genai #vibecoding
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Sebastian Kübeck @skuebeck.graz.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/08/2026
improvingPasswordSecurityWithCzech 😂 www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/co… #cybersecurity
New Password: rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Rating: weak

New Password: řřřřřřřřřřřřřřřř
Rating: strong
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Sebastian Kübeck @skuebeck.graz.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/08/2026
esteemedClaudeUser www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/co… #ai #vibecoding #softwareengineering #coding
Claude:

Dear Claude Code User,

Thank you for opting in to sharing your data, we appreciate you helping us make Claude better for everyone.
Upon reviewing your code quality, we have decided to opt you out of this programme.

Warmly,

The Anthropic Team
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Sebastian Kübeck @skuebeck.graz.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/08/2026
If you think about it, the Democrats have no other way than to move left (or go "progressive"). Presidents like Clinton, Obama and Biden have moved the party to center right and thus pushed the Republicans to the far right. At the same time, the Democrats have […] [Original post on graz.social]
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Sebastian Kübeck @skuebeck.graz.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/08/2026
Why does Putin's security always carry this mysterious bag? What's it actually for? Grok: It's a foldable ballistic shield. Putin's close bodyguards from the Federal Protective Service routinely carry these black briefcases, which open into armored protection […] [Original post on graz.social]
Putin next to his bodyguard with an unsuspiciously looking black bag.
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Sebastian Kübeck @skuebeck.graz.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/08/2026
Psychiatrist asks Trump on the couch: "The Iranians you've been talking to for 2 days -  are they in the room with us?"
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Sebastian Kübeck @skuebeck.graz.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/07/2026
corporateCharacterDevelopment www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/co… #softwareengineering #coding
PROGRAMMER INTERVIEW
Can you work under pressure ?

Nicolas Cage smiling: Yes, of course 

3 months later:  Nicolas Cage with blood all over his face.
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