★ミ @sksksk00.bsky.social · 06/10/2026tired of saying it but if any other sitting president invited a country we're at war with to "take out" los angeles or san diego it would be met with widespread condemnation 000
★ミ @sksksk00.bsky.social · 05/10/2026do NOT let men attend therapy, it only sharpens their male manipulation techniques 000
★ミ @sksksk00.bsky.social · 04/10/2026(gf watching football) (slater fumbles the ball) “slayyyter plays football now?” 000
★ミ @sksksk00.bsky.social · 04/10/2026if there’s a line for a restaurant i just assume it’s overhyped and move on 010
★ミ @sksksk00.bsky.social · 03/10/2026(woke synagogue) rabbi does acab include god ? rabbi: do not let tradition be conformity my son. kill the mitzvot in your head 000
★ミ @sksksk00.bsky.social · 03/10/2026every trader joe’s liberal becomes a right winger in the parking lot 000
★ミ @sksksk00.bsky.social · 02/10/2026sometimes i remember my mother saying "special little guy" but that was marge simpson on tv 020
★ミ @sksksk00.bsky.social · 01/10/2026saw a video of a skater in gaza kick flipping on an unexploded bomb. beast mode 000
★ミ @sksksk00.bsky.social · 01/10/2026family is really all we have. along with money. sweet, beautiful money 000
★ミ @sksksk00.bsky.social · 30/09/2026sororities and fraternities currently chanting spirit songs in unison on campus. haunting 000
★ミ @sksksk00.bsky.social · 29/09/202628 year old bartender asked if i was over 25. like please do not joke with me about aging i’m very sensitive 000
★ミ @sksksk00.bsky.social · 28/09/2026i’m finally learning to say “yes” to social events and then not show up 040
★ミ @sksksk00.bsky.social · 28/09/2026When I get into an airplane and I see my pilot is a furry… I just hope he’s qualified 030
★ミ @sksksk00.bsky.social · 27/09/2026in kindergarten they had us write poems and i thought mine was shit but we got feedback and they said it was good and i was incredulous and then 30 years later i read it again and i was like damn. my parents hated each other 020
★ミ @sksksk00.bsky.social · 27/09/2026taking cold damage from the bitter autumnal air and saying ow ouch oh oh yikes ouch ow yikes ow 000
★ミ @sksksk00.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I’m one of twenty members of Broken Social Scene and HR have organized an office pizza party at the same time as our union card signing meeting 010
★ミ @sksksk00.bsky.social · 25/09/2026just finished downloading the NASA CMIP climate projection data and seeding to keep a good seed-to-leach ratio 010
★ミ @sksksk00.bsky.social · 24/09/2026i drank two non-alcoholic IPAs last night and i feel HUNGOVER wtf… 210
★ミ @sksksk00.bsky.social · 24/09/2026the strokes have the same lineup as when they began in 1998, a feat of interpersonal stability only achievable by having rich parents 010
★ミ @sksksk00.bsky.social · 23/09/2026gf asked what LOTR character i think i am and unflinchingly i replied “gandalf” and she said “i think you’re borimir” 010
★ミ @sksksk00.bsky.social · 23/09/2026acab does not include pikachu !! not even detective pikachu !! 000
★ミ @sksksk00.bsky.social · 22/09/2026the thing about moving to a new city is it fixes every problem and also does not reveal new ones. a win-win 020
★ミ @sksksk00.bsky.social · 21/09/2026i’m peeling a potato in the office kitchen while the office manager tells me about my TA for the upcoming term 010
★ミ @sksksk00.bsky.social · 20/09/2026gf: is this regular season of playoffs? me: regular season gf: what is “playoffs”? me: don’t worry about it gf: okay <3 yay 020
★ミ @sksksk00.bsky.social · 19/09/2026they’re killing me if i don’t finish my breakfast banh mi and vietnamese iced coffee 011
★ミ @sksksk00.bsky.social · 17/09/2026time travelling back to the year 1599 and workshopping a few tweets with an english playwright to take his pulse on it 010
★ミ @sksksk00.bsky.social · 16/09/2026my soul is so light and free because i've never heard an ed sheeran song to my knowledge 010
★ミ @sksksk00.bsky.social · 16/09/2026we’ve all made mistakes. i, too, was seduced by early 2020s grungegaze 000
★ミ @sksksk00.bsky.social · 15/09/2026people will show you a pic of CGI golem and insist it’s one of the greatest movies of the 21st century 010
★ミ @sksksk00.bsky.social · 14/09/2026i read a headline like “gavin newsom won’t run for president in 2028 if kamala harris runs” and i realize the democrats are truly going to lose again 110
★ミ @sksksk00.bsky.social · 13/09/2026(me when turnstile or the strokes win the grammy) career achievement that should be celebrated (me when greta van fleet or cage the elephant win the grammy) farcical industry wank slop 020
★ミ @sksksk00.bsky.social · 12/09/2026me (to every canadian on vancouver island): so do you fuck with the portland trail blazers ? 050
★ミ @sksksk00.bsky.social · 12/09/2026cab driver spent 5 minutes showing me pics of his ex-fiancee from 2014 before dropping me off. i pray he finds peace 010
★ミ @sksksk00.bsky.social · 11/09/2026(reading the rolling stone geese interview) shhhh. a 23 year old is talking 010
★ミ @sksksk00.bsky.social · 11/09/2026fitting that i’m in victoria british columbia canada for 9/11. an important site for the holiday’s history 001
