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ezra

@skorpiomag.bsky.social
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ezra aka “gofastboatsmojito” i draw. uhh what else goes in a bluesky bio my works can be found in #art ; current fandoms are #iwtv and #zaundads

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ezra @skorpiomag.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
saw someone compare it to this so i finally threw it on and i’m sorry but Walker blows Digger so far out of the water it’s almost embarrassing to compare the two
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ezra @skorpiomag.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i'm about 130 pages into this and i must say. i don't really understand the hype around it
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ezra @skorpiomag.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
this is what zach cregger was putting austin abrams through on that set
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ezra @skorpiomag.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
saw people passing around black midi’s old ed sheeran diss track yesterday and then geordie greep posts this today 😭
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ezra @skorpiomag.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
saw a video making fun of megadeth in a way that made me feel #Seen as someone who tried listening to them years ago so i listened to them again just to make sure my opinion hadn’t changed and well
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ezra @skorpiomag.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
it tells you now what gave you away! it's fun to check the results
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ezra @skorpiomag.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
just got to the part where she works for a corporate cleaning service
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ezra @skorpiomag.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
this book is about how fucking hard it is to make a living as any low-wage worker but for background what made things tougher is a clinton-admin welfare "reform" law that made things even harder for mothers in poverty, and that's what compelled ehrenreich to investigate this
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ezra @skorpiomag.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
i've been reading this on my lunch breaks and it's very good so far but also nothing says "the past is a foreign country" like reading a phrase like "$8.80 is a living wage" because this book was written in the late 90s
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ezra @skorpiomag.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
i am telling you as a trans person that this is flatly transphobic. i know random bluesky users don't like listening to actual trans people though so if you're not gonna change your mind you're free to fuck off
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ezra @skorpiomag.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
also dominic sessa is fucking incredible. there are basically no stills available yet that fully convey his body language in this movie but i really loved how hangdog he is in this
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ezra @skorpiomag.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
yeah man just send that email without proofreading, who even gaf
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ezra @skorpiomag.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
i was otacon at otakon this year if anyone cares
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ezra @skorpiomag.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
yeah this is the paragraph in question
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ezra @skorpiomag.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
#MYTWUNK.... (art is by freakphone.net)
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ezra @skorpiomag.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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ezra @skorpiomag.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
the way this was a message i sent earlier
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ezra @skorpiomag.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
the vampire lestat (2026)
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ezra @skorpiomag.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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ezra @skorpiomag.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
reading about this university of knoxville prof that received a $2mil settlement after she was fired for privately criticizing charlie kirk...beastmode lmao
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ezra @skorpiomag.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
you just can't convince me he's bad
eric bogosian as arno moranian in uncut gems. he's trapped in howard's armored vestibule, looking pissed off.
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ezra @skorpiomag.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
twitter is too scary to post face on these days but i want everyone to see my pride outfit so to bsky they go
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ezra @skorpiomag.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
@terezi.bsky.social ANOTHER ONE HAS HIT THE TOWERS
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ezra @skorpiomag.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
me tooooo #MYSLOP #UNPHOTOGENIC
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ezra @skorpiomag.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
@brinsonmarie.bsky.social i feel like every time i bring you a family guy post i’m like dropping a dead mouse on your doorstep but this one genuinely murdered me
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ezra @skorpiomag.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
so excited that i finished the book i was reading so now it’s time to lock in to Peak
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ezra @skorpiomag.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
what if i told you guys this tweet happened because another user posted a guide on how to use punctuation with dialogue in fanfiction
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ezra @skorpiomag.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
finallyyyyy set up my storygraph so i can stop using goodreads so much if anyone wants to follow me. let’s read books…Together app.thestorygraph.com/profile/junc...
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ezra @skorpiomag.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
i just think if you talk to a gay man like this your router should be unplugged
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ezra @skorpiomag.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
please. no more of this
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ezra @skorpiomag.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
finding out the ceo of modretro looks like this has me flatlining. the future of defense contracting is just dozens of ana mardolls pretending they aren't responsible for untold human suffering by wearing a quirky shirt
modretro ceo and former founder of oculus vr palmer luckey. he's sporting a mullet and a "quirky" ditto-themed havana shirt.
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ezra @skorpiomag.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
this wicked review on twitter straight up made me cackle
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ezra @skorpiomag.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
i feel like i never buy silly shirts however. i could not pass up this particular opportunity
a white shirt with a tom of finland man on it that says AI ART? SORRY, I PREFER GAY GUY ART
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ezra @skorpiomag.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
part of the reason i don’t like when people act high and mighty about anyone who still uses twitter is that at the end of the day this site is still run by amoral silicon valley ghouls who have more in common with elon than any of us
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ezra @skorpiomag.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
i mean this as respectfully as possible but the reason that is not happening is that euphoria and game of thrones make Moneyyyyyyy
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ezra @skorpiomag.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
cvs's website is also just incredibly bad -- i thought they were refusing to dispense shots in my area based on updated cdc recommendations, turns out when i called them it's because they're waiting on this year's covid shot shipment and i just need to call back in mid-september lol
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ezra @skorpiomag.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Guess I'll Die.Jpg
A message popup from the CVS website that reads: "Vaccine(s) unavailable
Due to state restrictions or inventory we're unable to schedule your vaccine(s). Update your selection(s) or try a new location."
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ezra @skorpiomag.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
i am so so sorry to do this to you after you’ve likely spent money already but get an aluminum safety razor + disposable blades (they look like the below picture) and never look back. multi-blade razors are a SCAM
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ezra @skorpiomag.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
here’s my completed piece for the zine! so excited to see this come together ❤️ #vanco #zaundads
an illustration of silco and vander embracing nude in bed. vander’s eyes are closed, his face buried in silco’s neck, while silco’s one damaged eye is open and looking at the viewer. vander’s signature is tattooed on silco’s shoulder while silco’s is tattooed on his waist, and silco has a wedding band on his finger. they are colored in pinks and magenta, and framed by an assortment of sentimental items: a molotov cocktail, silco’s journal, vander’s bracelet, the bloody knife, vander’s apology letter, the nested jackets, two hands holding tumblers and toasting, the flag of zaun. at the bottom is a banner reading “CLEMENTIA,” a latin term meaning holy forgiveness.
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ezra @skorpiomag.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
preview of my piece in the free-to-download #zaundads @bnbzine.bsky.social !!
a close-up crop of silco and vander spooning in bed. the whole piece is in pinks and magentas save for silco’s damaged eye, which is bright blue. vander’s initial is tattooed onto his shoulder.
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ezra @skorpiomag.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
speaking of target pride merch i laughed my ass off at this completely nondescript WHITE mug with the rainbow only on the interior i saw at target on friday
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ezra @skorpiomag.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
i hate this stupid motherfucking country man
From The Washington Post: The issue may help define the upcoming battle over the GOP’s key legislative achievement ahead of the 2026 midterm elections. While Sen. Josh Hawley (R-Missouri) told reporters last week that Trump is still pushing legislation to raise taxes on private-equity groups, the GOP is poised to largely reprise the strategy of its 2017 tax bill, which the party struggled at times to sell to voters the following year. Democrats attacked that legislation as skewed for the rich — and won control of the House in 2018 — but efforts to reorient the GOP around a more populist policy program this year appear to be stalling.
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ezra @skorpiomag.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
oh and they keep marking genocide survivors’ fundraising posts as spam
a fundraising post from a gazan palestinian marked as “spam.” the post reads “things are getting worse in gaza. we are struggling with famine and high prices due to scarce goods. please donate and stand with us in this crisis. your support helped us survive until now, don’t leave us now. stand with us until this ends.”
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ezra @skorpiomag.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
for a guy who’s not an enforcer he sure was suffering from a tragic case of cop brain
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ezra @skorpiomag.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
utterly washed platform
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ezra @skorpiomag.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
i know we all like funny bumper stickers around here but i’m not joking when i say this is possibly the worst kind of self-report you can advertise
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ezra @skorpiomag.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
and listen i like hammerhound as much as the next guy but this whole thread is either intentionally misinterpreting what was said in the essay, calling the essayist an idiot, etc, but then fully admitting they didn’t have the same cultural context for the red scare!!!
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ezra @skorpiomag.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
another group magmaaaa featuring @mittiepaul.bsky.social and @jetbougan.bsky.social
drawings clockwise from upper left: sketch of AU vander, sketch of AU powder asking "Hey dad, can I have $20?" while a fully rendered AU silco says "No," sketch of act 1 viktor looking grumpy and holding a coffee mug with an xkcd stick figure on it, sketch of young silco lying on his back and smoking (all of these are by jet), a tiny MH viktor sticking his leg out like a "roadside prostitute" from mittie, a colored drawing of viktor with the hexcore and confetti popping out of his head with the text "your brand new image!" -- reference from a magdalena bay song drawn by me, small doodles from mittie of jayce and MH viktor, a black and white drawing of viktor saying "My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined," and sketch of mage viktor. jet also drew some tiny color doodles of silco's shot glass, his eye logo, and vander's pipe at the very top of the page.
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ezra @skorpiomag.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
look at my new tattoo boy
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ezra @skorpiomag.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
the amount of cope going on in the rw media sphere right now is killing meeeee
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