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🖖SkoozeMe🖖

@skoozeme.bsky.social
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Canadian as possible, under the circumstances. The list of things I would do for my country is long, the list of things I won’t do doesn’t exist.

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🖖SkoozeMe🖖 @skoozeme.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
2 years ago I dumped all social media. Everything. Not 1 site. I came back here a week ago as an experiment, to see how long it would take for the rage to appear. Any social media is clearly not healthy for life in general. Stop using this bullshit. I am. See you after the war. 🇨🇦👊
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🖖SkoozeMe🖖 @skoozeme.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We need to make building and flying drones a national pastime in Canada. We could have speed, stealth, lifting, distance, and accuracy competitions. And we could ask some good friends for a leg up…🇺🇦
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🖖SkoozeMe🖖 @skoozeme.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
While I’m at it, fuck Gary Bettman. Ruined a good game.
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🖖SkoozeMe🖖 @skoozeme.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So yea, Gander Social. Good idea, if you can get in using the Canada Post app. Lol. Pretty sure the programmer was hammered when he wrote it, us per usual. Oh well, good thing there’s always the park. 🇨🇦✊🫶🏻
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🖖SkoozeMe🖖 @skoozeme.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
In the continuing effort to be positive and patriotic, I use r/BuyCanadian to source out and double check for Canadian made products and companies. Well, Canadian, then anyone else other than those guys. The more we all do this, the more resilient & independent we will be. 🇨🇦 ✊
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Buy Canadian: Keep it local!
Welcome to r/BuyCanadian! Come on in and share your favorite hidden gems, major Canadian chains, and local goodies. Help fellow Canadians find Canadian alternatives to imported goods—and maybe discov...
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🖖SkoozeMe🖖 @skoozeme.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My fellow Canadians, If I could ask a favour from one Canuck to t’ther: Can we all please fucking stop with the reacting and posting every stupid fucking thing that comes out of his face, or just generally from American media? What is the point? Vigilance, yes. Obsession, no. 🇨🇦👊❤️🫵
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🖖SkoozeMe🖖 @skoozeme.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My fellow Canadians, If I could ask a favour from one Canuck to t’ther: Can we all please fucking stop with the reacting and posting every stupid fucking thing that comes out of his face, or just generally from American media? What is the point? Vigilance, yes. Obsession, no. 🇨🇦👊❤️🫵
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🖖SkoozeMe🖖 @skoozeme.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I see ima have to go sort this shit out myself. #truenorthstrongandfree
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🖖SkoozeMe🖖 @skoozeme.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My teenager has informed me that he’s not getting enough micro plastics in his diet. That’s including the air he’s breathing and the liquids he’s drinking so corporations, if you could up your game, please thanks
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PEIPolitical 🇨🇦 @peipolitical.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"The full knowledge that we have many other options besides the United States. We will strengthen our relationships with trusted partners in Europe, Asia, and elsewhere in the world, and if the US does not want to play a central role in the global economy, we will lead, not the Americans." #cdnpoli
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Erin 🇨🇦 @spicyerin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It’s Sunday under an authoritarian regime. What’s on the agenda for a populace armed heavier than anywhere else on earth? Mass protests? Blockades? General strikes? Nah! Fucking football.
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🖖SkoozeMe🖖 @skoozeme.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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🖖SkoozeMe🖖 @skoozeme.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Too bad “Learning numbers up to 25” wasn’t on the list.
Top 25 accomplishments of shithead.

Only lists 24
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🖖SkoozeMe🖖 @skoozeme.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s Existential Crisis Weekend!! Here’s my friend talking me down…
Anyways don't get too deep. Stay focussed in
The present and ask what you can specifically do in that moment and if you have done it then pause

I've done that. The answer I got from the universe was "Get high and play video games"
Sooo
Yea
Pew pew, man
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🖖SkoozeMe🖖 @skoozeme.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’m so good at karate my pronouns are Heeeee/Yaa
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Harry Rasmussen 🇨🇦 @harryrasmussen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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🖖SkoozeMe🖖 @skoozeme.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Imagine… You are dead. Your life is over. Now… Take what time you have left and live it properly. Let’s go!
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🖖SkoozeMe🖖 @skoozeme.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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🖖SkoozeMe🖖 @skoozeme.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Holy shit! I think they hired a guy with a brain!! Naaaaaaaa www.cbc.ca/news/busines...
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U.S. Federal Reserve hikes key rate for 1st time in 3 years, defying Trump demands for a cut | CBC News
The Federal Reserve said it cut rates to help bring inflation back to the central bank's two per cent target. It's the first policy shift under the new Fed chief, who took office in late May after bei...
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🖖SkoozeMe🖖 @skoozeme.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Who’s gonna tell her? Lol www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
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Republican senator warns Carney: Closer ties to EU hurts chance of trade deal with U.S. | CBC News
A long-serving Republican senator from a border state is warning Prime Minister Mark Carney against strengthening Canada's economic and political ties to the European Union.
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🖖SkoozeMe🖖 @skoozeme.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The US tried to budge in line. They’re finding out what happens when you do that to a Canadian.
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Mark Carney @mark-carney.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The Canada Investment Summit showed the world who we are today: a country that is building, trading, and investing bigger than ever before. A country boldly unleashing its enormous potential.
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Theo Moudakis @theomoudakis.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Please enjoy my cartoon in today's Toronto Star
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🖖SkoozeMe🖖 @skoozeme.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
We would love full membership, but we have to protect the unique cultures of our First Nations and Quebec. This is non negotiable. Can’t wait to leave America on “Read”. Lol
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Ursula von der Leyen @vonderleyen.ec.europa.eu · 16/09/2026
Dear @mark-carney.bsky.social, we want to bring the relationship with Canada to the highest level possible. I would like to work with you on opening the door for Canada to being the first associate member of the EU. And create a common prosperity and economic security space.
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🖖SkoozeMe🖖 @skoozeme.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
To those Canadian kids dreaming of becoming a FPV drone pilot to snuff out the future Yank invader, keep playing those games!! Work on those aiming skills, AimLabs on Steam is a good practice game. We bow to no one. 🇨🇦👊
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🖖SkoozeMe🖖 @skoozeme.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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🖖SkoozeMe🖖 @skoozeme.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Word to the wise American, If you want to sample what would happen to you if you stupidly decided to invade Canada, go to a Canadian grocery store and jump the queue. Good luck 🤞
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🖖SkoozeMe🖖 @skoozeme.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Get fucked, posers. 🇨🇦👊
THE WHITE HOUSE PUBLISHED 11
OFFICIAL GRIEVANCES AGAINST CANADA. MOST OF THEM ARE JUST DESCRIBING WHAT HAPPENS WHEN
40 MILLION PEOPLE STOP BUYING THINGS - AND ONE EXPIRED THE MORNING AFTER IT WAS PUBLISHED
Source: The White House, Statistics Canada,
September 2026
Photo: LA Times
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🖖SkoozeMe🖖 @skoozeme.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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🖖SkoozeMe🖖 @skoozeme.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
If you still have a Twitter account after today, I’m assuming you’re a Nazi sympathizer. No cap
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Dee Lav of CB Fella @deelav.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Sunday is a day of rest, you say, but no! Today I worked all day in Photoshop to create a cover for the new single #MyRussomisiaisStoredinMyTits and layouts for the CDs, and now I sat down to finish working on these figurines!
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🖖SkoozeMe🖖 @skoozeme.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I was never on TikTok, but now that all the Americans are gone, def thinking about it.
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Olga Diem 🇺🇦🌊🇺🇸 @olgadiem.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Fossil fuels are the Kremlin's infinite money cheat. By simply extracting black gold from the ground they eliminated any need to sustain their population for taxation. This also provided infinite resources for corruption and influence abroad No fossil fuels no terrorist russia.
Fiery inferno in russia and a billboard with Putin saying "stability"
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🖖SkoozeMe🖖 @skoozeme.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Teh greatest self-pwnage in the history of mankind. Greta with the big assist!
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🖖SkoozeMe🖖 @skoozeme.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Picture of Mohamed Bzeek, an Arab-American from California, is a foster parent who takes in only terminally ill children. He has fostered 80 children over 20 years, a practice he has continued even after his wife passed away in 2015.

He is holding a child.
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🖖SkoozeMe🖖 @skoozeme.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
…and nothing of value was lost. The End.
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Hope Himars 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇬🇪 🇪🇺 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 🇩🇰 🇵🇦 🇬🇱 🇻🇪 @hopehimars.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
TRUTH !!!
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Eugénia 🇵🇹🇲🇫🇺🇦🇬🇪🇪🇺🇬🇱🇹🇼🇮🇱 @tugatripeira.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
DON'T STOP TALKING ABOUT GEÓRGIA 🇬🇪🇪🇺 DON'T STOP TALKING ABOUT GEÓRGIA 🇬🇪🇪🇺 DON'T STOP TALKING ABOUT GEÓRGIA 🇬🇪🇪🇺 #StandWithGeorgianPeople
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Beefeater Fella @beefeaterfella.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
On russian Telegram: Russians waking up to the collapse of the National Wealth Fund. Russia has eaten up two-thirds of its National Welfare Fund in the last three years 1/4
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🖖SkoozeMe🖖 @skoozeme.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
It’s another one of those Saturday nights.
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Krychevska Fella @krychevska.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
eh..it's growing on me..😁😁
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🖖SkoozeMe🖖 @skoozeme.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
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TeamYuri #TeamYuri @teamyuri.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
When one Brynchyk is not enough, we need to show Poznyak and Brynchyk. Serhiy in the photo is trying to see a shower of donations, but so far it hasn't worked out very well. We have 49% of the necessary $13,000 to enable doubling from our sponsor Mr. Stephan! - Yuri Chornomorets 15th January 1/
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evamcdon 🔔🇺🇦 @evamcdon.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
🙏 Please help 1team1Fight with this request from: THE POLICE SPECIAL FORCES unit needs a repeater for their Matrice drone to boost the drone's operating range, and also thermal FPV drones. Help by donating 🙏: ➡️ send.monobank.ua/jar/7WvGYCeMDb ➡️ linktr.ee/1t1f #NAFO#ArmUkraine#OneTeamOneFight
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CanadianRy 🇨🇦 @canadianry.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
A #Ukrainian Vampyre Pilot Locates A Vatnik T-80 Tank In The Dark Of Night And Force Feeds It FreedomSeeds, Until Its Belly Bursts - Killer Work By The National Guard Khartiya Brigade 🦾 funker530.com/video/russia...
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Jelle Plukker @jelleplukker.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Vanguard is fundraising for a van! Please, if you can help these amazing volunteers, donate to this fundraiser. I know some of these people personally, and the amount they get done with civilian cars is mind-boggling. A dedicated van will easily double their capabilities. #NAFO #Fellas #fundraiser
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