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I’m Dave Williams. You’re probably not @skirwingle.bsky.social · 2h
DEFINITION OF THE DAY conclave, vb. To wash your nose.
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Alys Cummings @alyseliza.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you listen to this latest episode of #OffGridPod you may well hear the familiar voice of a woman with a cryptic crime novel out soon…you’ll definitely hear chat about Bigfoot, soldiers, and Superman! @offgridpod.offgrid.tlmb.net.ap.brid.gy offgrid.tlmb.net/2026/09/27/c...
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Chambers' Spin-off History - Ep. 081 - Off-Grid
We take a look at Chambers' Spin-off History, check the size of the footage, connect with a handshake before casting our capes to the wind.
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I’m Dave Williams. You’re probably not @skirwingle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#Connections Puzzle #1210 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 Hmm, blue group perhaps too American for us :-)
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I’m Dave Williams. You’re probably not @skirwingle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#thefilmcrowd Well that was 65 minutes of bonkersness. Cheers all and good night :-)
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I’m Dave Williams. You’re probably not @skirwingle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#thefilmcrowd TEN MINUTE KLAXON!
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I’m Dave Williams. You’re probably not @skirwingle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#thefilmcrowd "Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet..." Is Boris reciting a recipe for making jam?
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I’m Dave Williams. You’re probably not @skirwingle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#thefilmcrowd Ooh, Toccata and Fugue! Proper horror music! :-P
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I’m Dave Williams. You’re probably not @skirwingle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#thefilmcrowd "The phone's dead." "Aren't we all, dear boy?"
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I’m Dave Williams. You’re probably not @skirwingle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#thefilmcrowd Score suddenly quoting ... Beethoven?
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I’m Dave Williams. You’re probably not @skirwingle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#thefilmcrowd "Pardon me boy, is this the Transylvania station?"
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I’m Dave Williams. You’re probably not @skirwingle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#thefilmcrowd how do :-)
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I’m Dave Williams. You’re probably not @skirwingle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Clubman crashed into A&E? Call one of these (9) #cryptic #crossword
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I’m Dave Williams. You’re probably not @skirwingle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Eddies in the space time continuum.
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I’m Dave Williams. You’re probably not @skirwingle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dull black seal (6) #cryptic #crossword
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I’m Dave Williams. You’re probably not @skirwingle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#Connections Puzzle #1207 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 Did that in an unexpected order!
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I’m Dave Williams. You’re probably not @skirwingle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#thefilmcrowd oooh final twists! Cheers all and good night :-)
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I’m Dave Williams. You’re probably not @skirwingle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#thefilmcrowd Howard, why would I deceive you?
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I’m Dave Williams. You’re probably not @skirwingle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#thefilmcrowd Yeah, leave the dog alone in the house.
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I’m Dave Williams. You’re probably not @skirwingle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Evening all :-) #thefilmcrowd
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I’m Dave Williams. You’re probably not @skirwingle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
QUERY TO GERMAN SPEAKERS In English, the letter G can stand as an abbreviation for the word "good". Is this also true for the word "gut" in German?
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I’m Dave Williams. You’re probably not @skirwingle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#Connections Puzzle #1206 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪
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I’m Dave Williams. You’re probably not @skirwingle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you encounter the ghost of someone who died of choking, do you have to perform an unheimlich manoeurvre?
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I’m Dave Williams. You’re probably not @skirwingle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#Connections Puzzle #1205 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟨🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 One mistake ... not toooo bad.
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I’m Dave Williams. You’re probably not @skirwingle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#thefilmcrowd Cheers all and good night!
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I’m Dave Williams. You’re probably not @skirwingle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#thefilmcrowd Of course, it should be pronounced De'Ath Ray.
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I’m Dave Williams. You’re probably not @skirwingle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#thefilmcrowd "Yes, yes, I will tell you how to operate the death ray. You see this big green switch with the word 'ON' on it? Well, you push it."
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I’m Dave Williams. You’re probably not @skirwingle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#thefilmcrowd "Nadji, Danger is my middle name."
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Austin Powers in Red Suit
ALT: Austin Powers in Red Suit
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I’m Dave Williams. You’re probably not @skirwingle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#thefilmcrowd Wait for the spin-off movie, "Miggles: Adventures in Time"
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I’m Dave Williams. You’re probably not @skirwingle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#thefilmcrowd "Put. The candle. Back."
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I’m Dave Williams. You’re probably not @skirwingle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#thefilmcrowd Supreme Intelligence? (Or, "SI"?)
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I’m Dave Williams. You’re probably not @skirwingle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#thefilmcrowd Roxor, you don't have to put the red light on.
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I’m Dave Williams. You’re probably not @skirwingle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#thefilmcrowd Is this the oldest film we've done?
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I’m Dave Williams. You’re probably not @skirwingle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#thefilmcrowd Evening all :-)
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I’m Dave Williams. You’re probably not @skirwingle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Listeners to #OffGridPod will be horrified at Simon's unfamiliarity with a certain explorer 😆
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I’m Dave Williams. You’re probably not @skirwingle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#Connections Puzzle #1204 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 Not too bad in the end :-)
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I’m Dave Williams. You’re probably not @skirwingle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In this episode of the #trivia #podcast #OffGridPod we Ar-going to try and solve a filthy cryptid (with a coincidental link to my latest crossword), link hands back in time and decorate our costumes with a sierra (whilst trying not to make charlies of ourselves). offgrid.tlmb.net/2026/09/27/c...
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Chambers' Spin-off History - Ep. 081 - Off-Grid
We take a look at Chambers' Spin-off History, check the size of the footage, connect with a handshake before casting our capes to the wind.
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I’m Dave Williams. You’re probably not @skirwingle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
38d.gs/tnof
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Ban Fracking For Good!
The Government plans to ban new licences for some types of fracking in England. Good news, but it doesn’t go far enough. Sign the petition to demand a PERMANENT ban covering ALL fracking⚡
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Des @desdelboy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
www.gofundme.com/f/buy-a-new-...
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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.memyon.org · 26/09/2026
It's time to play "What's the Score?" Listen to the 5 music clips and guess the movies AND the composers. Then, see if you can spot the common theme or connection between the 5 films. Send your answers to my DM and I'll give you your score! See replies for rules and hints:👇 #filmsky #moviesky #games
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"What's the Score?" The Movie Music Guessing Game! Sep. 26th, 2026
How to play: Listen to the 5 music clips in the video. Your job is to guess the title of each movie the music is from, and the name of the composer for each one. You get one point for each correct mo...
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I’m Dave Williams. You’re probably not @skirwingle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#TheFilmCrowd cheers all and good night! That's BigbooTAY.
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Spongebob Butt Drums
ALT: Spongebob Butt Drums
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I’m Dave Williams. You’re probably not @skirwingle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Banzai should be riding a crocodile on the way down there.
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I’m Dave Williams. You’re probably not @skirwingle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#thefilmcrowd Twenty minutes, folks!
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I’m Dave Williams. You’re probably not @skirwingle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#thefilmcrowd Ah, Chris Lloyd has one of the most recognizable shouting voices in the movies :-D
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I’m Dave Williams. You’re probably not @skirwingle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Vincent Schiavelli in the audience there... #TheFilmCrowd
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I’m Dave Williams. You’re probably not @skirwingle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Musical interlude! Drink! #TheFilmCrowd
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I’m Dave Williams. You’re probably not @skirwingle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Lithgow underacting so subtly there #TheFilmCrowd
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I’m Dave Williams. You’re probably not @skirwingle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Post something random, or you'll have an awful October #TheFilmCrowd
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I’m Dave Williams. You’re probably not @skirwingle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#thefilmcrowd Not a bad cast list, eh?
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I’m Dave Williams. You’re probably not @skirwingle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Evening all :-) #thefilmcrowd
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I’m Dave Williams. You’re probably not @skirwingle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#Connections Puzzle #1202 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟦🟦🟦 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 not toooo bad.
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