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John Sizemore (він/його)

@skipsizemore.bsky.social
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No quarter for bullies, especially fascists, tankies, and MAGAts. Я не терплю дурнів - підтримай Україну або йди на хуй. Хто правду любить, той наш брат. - Леся Українка

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John Sizemore (він/його) @skipsizemore.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
nonsense
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Jesse Duquette @jesseduquette.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
This fucking guy
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John Sizemore (він/його) @skipsizemore.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Really, what's ol' Fish Lips up to these days? Hope it's miserable!
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John Sizemore (він/його) @skipsizemore.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Internal bleeding = bruise
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John Sizemore (він/його) @skipsizemore.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Folksy wisdom and wishful thinking in lieu of actual knowledge or expertise.
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John Sizemore (він/його) @skipsizemore.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
There's a contact form on the site, in case you (and maybe 1,000 of your friends?) would like to ask him directly. I'm sure he would love to hear from each and every one of us, multiple times.
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
In the last 4 days: -- Elise Slotkin says she's being criminally investigated by DOJ -- ICE illegally goes "door to door" in Minneapolis -- FBI raids the home of a WP journalist -- DHS illegally arrests, detains 100+ Somalians with legal refugee status
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John Sizemore (він/його) @skipsizemore.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I am douchebag, hear me roar
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John Sizemore (він/його) @skipsizemore.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Bwahahahaha! What a narcisscistic douchebag. jaydenscott.com/about-me/
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About Me - Jayden Scott
About Jayden Scott Entrepreneur. Deal Maker. Visionary. A Journey Into Jayden Scott’s Personal and Professional Life Who Is Fund Manager […]
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John Sizemore (він/його) @skipsizemore.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Absolute megachud! This utterly oblivious site will keep you laughing. jaydenscott.com/about-me/
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About Me - Jayden Scott
About Jayden Scott Entrepreneur. Deal Maker. Visionary. A Journey Into Jayden Scott’s Personal and Professional Life Who Is Fund Manager […]
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John Sizemore (він/його) @skipsizemore.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Holy shit go look at this absolute classic vanity site before he takes it down! He's an even bigger douchebag than the story suggests. jaydenscott.com/about-me/
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About Me - Jayden Scott
About Jayden Scott Entrepreneur. Deal Maker. Visionary. A Journey Into Jayden Scott’s Personal and Professional Life Who Is Fund Manager […]
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John Sizemore (він/його) @skipsizemore.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Sweet! Hopefully the goofy, servile douchebag who calls himself our "representative" can go back to doing something almost useful: helping fat people pretend they're training to be SEALs.
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John Sizemore (він/його) @skipsizemore.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Agree. It never occurred to me in 2020-1 that they would pretend the VP could just nullify an election. They have a lot more to lose this time around, and so I'd just like to think through all the potential shenanigans ahead of time. If I believed they would work, I'd already have left the country.
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John Sizemore (він/його) @skipsizemore.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I read this as naive and obdurate denial of the obvious, which is that laws only matter if people follow them, and that most of our Executive Branch has no intention of following any laws they don't want to. But you do you.
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John Sizemore (він/його) @skipsizemore.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I remember when there was "zero chance" that he would try to steal the 2020 election, or that the GOP would back him afterwards, or that he would try to extort a fake investigation from a world leader on a phone call, or defy the courts, or defy Congress, or invade Venezuela, or ... That was nice.
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John Sizemore (він/його) @skipsizemore.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
"Shutting down the building" is just shorthand for "using the threat of violence to disempower Congress" one way or another. Congress can pass whatever it wants, wherever it wants. But it has no power to enforce anything, if the Executive Branch simply says "no", as it has with the Epstein files.
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John Sizemore (він/його) @skipsizemore.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Fair enough. But, don't you think there is value in trying to anticipate how MAGA might try to remain in power? Because MAGA is certainly trying to imagine how they can remain in power. And they obviously don't give a shit what any law says about it, so long as they can get away with it.
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John Sizemore (він/його) @skipsizemore.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Exactly! It doesn't matter what the law says, if all the people whose job it is to carry out the law decide they just don't want to honor the oaths they took when they were hired. It could happen. There are a lot more traitors in the federal government now than there were in 2021.
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John Sizemore (він/його) @skipsizemore.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Barring the Capitol was just a metaphor for abolishing or ignoring Congress, wherever it meets, using Trump's paramilitary forces muscle as needed.
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John Sizemore (він/його) @skipsizemore.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
But you're appealing to law. I know the law. None of this would be lawful, obviously. I assume, based on abundant evidence, that the law means nothing to a large chunk of the people whose job is to carry it out. It doesn't matter whether 3 or 535 legislators pass it, if a law isn't applied.
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John Sizemore (він/його) @skipsizemore.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
You'll never get the 4D chess argument from me. He's dumb as dogshit, and so are half his cabinet. He's also a lunatic and getting crazier fast. So who knows what he might do, or what orders his lackeys would obey? Or make in his name? I think his deteriorating state is why they're accelerating.
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John Sizemore (він/його) @skipsizemore.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
OK, fair enough. "Judging by their effectiveness in breaking shit while pursuing the broad goals of Project 2025...", then? Because they have definitely been breaking shit at quite a clip. Point being, they're good at finding pretexts and loopholes to convince bureaucrats to do what they want.
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John Sizemore (він/його) @skipsizemore.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Judging by their effectiveness in carrying out Project 2025, they can get stuff done when they want to. I doubt it would go well, but that doesn't imply that Bonespurs or anyone in his inner circle doubts it would go well. They all live inside an echo chamber that gets more batshit every day.
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John Sizemore (він/його) @skipsizemore.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
There's also a requirement that the Executive Branch carry out the laws the legislature passes, in order for them to be effective in any way. Which brings us back to the Epstein files, lol. The Executive Branch carries out the laws Trump wants carried out, for the most part, and ignores the rest.
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John Sizemore (він/його) @skipsizemore.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Yeah, my instant reaction to this now is always "let's assume for the sake of argument that ICE is just FINE with shooting legislators, as needed". I'm trying to figure out how many loyal federal employees it would take to save us this time, assuming MAGA learns a bit from its mistakes last time.
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John Sizemore (він/його) @skipsizemore.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
That's likely, but ICE is huge now, and growing a lot this year. Couldn't they could keep people out of the Capitol? Or are you assuming that ICE would also have to police the inevitable demonstrations nationwide? I think we need to demonstrate like that now, before the next coup fully begins.
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John Sizemore (він/його) @skipsizemore.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Not panicking, or despairing, and I will certainly vote, demonstrate, etc. But what *actually* stops Trump from just saying on some pretext "we don't need Congress anymore" and ordering ICE to shut the building down? How many people have to make the right choice that day in order for him to fail?
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John Sizemore (він/його) @skipsizemore.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I'm not trying to be a "doomsayer", just trying to game it out. I have no doubt that the people who want to see democracy fail are gaming it out on their side, as well.
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John Sizemore (він/його) @skipsizemore.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
States don't control the Capitol in DC or the feds, Tom. Are we assuming Trump wouldn't try to use force, or assuming that armed forces would refuse to carry out his orders, or what? 25th? Because I think it's safe to assume that he will do what he wants, if he thinks he might get away with it.
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John Sizemore (він/його) @skipsizemore.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Yes, I am utterly ignorant as to why you think laws will matter if the people with guns decide not to play along. You're telling me "the VP can't invalidate the votes!" like I don't know the law. But the VP nearly DID invalidate the votes, and no one here knows what would have happened if he had.
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John Sizemore (він/його) @skipsizemore.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Unless Trump says he still is, and the current GOP majority agrees that it wouldn't be right to accept new congresspeople from only blue states, and ICE comes to screen entry into the Capitol... Or do they not just make up the law as they go now, and dare people to do something about it?
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John Sizemore (він/його) @skipsizemore.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I'm not sure that I find that plausible. They've learned from their previous mistakes. This time there are no Mike Pences.
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John Sizemore (він/його) @skipsizemore.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Because... law? I know you hate doomers, but every story I hear about how "the elections oh-gosh-so-definitely 100% WILL happen, and the results WILL be honored, no matter what" ultimately depends on people in power, some of them MAGA, following oaths and doing the right thing for its own sake.
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John Sizemore (він/його) @skipsizemore.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
If you want to shut up "doomers", try giving an answer that doesn't boil down to "people will obey the law because it's the law". If your answer doesn't account for the fact that a whole lot of people don't give a shit about what's legal, then it's more fictional than anything "doomers" say.
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John Sizemore (він/його) @skipsizemore.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Would you please just resign, and hand over the fight to someone who still feels like, y'know, fighting? Please? I'm begging you for my children's sake.
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John Sizemore (він/його) @skipsizemore.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
In case you thought "thoughts and prayers" were just for Republican hypocrites.
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John Sizemore (він/його) @skipsizemore.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Oh, and Putin, too, don't forget.
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John Sizemore (він/його) @skipsizemore.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Enough words. Impeach and remove them all or shut the fuck up.
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John Sizemore (він/його) @skipsizemore.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
To be fair, Bill Clinton was fairly credibly accused of a "wag the dog" the very next year.
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 03/01/2026
If your position is that regime change should be forced on countries where the president does not respect democratic norms and regularly kidnaps opponents using an officially sanctioned paramiliatary, have I got news for you about your position on the United States
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Gen. Dan Caine is now describing in exhaustive detail an illegal American military operation not a single soldier refused to carry out If you're wondering whether our armed forces will support martial law inside the United States at some point in the next 2+ years, pay attention
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John Sizemore (він/його) @skipsizemore.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I have already adopted these new terms, in anticipation.
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John Sizemore (він/його) @skipsizemore.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I predict that in 100 years, people will assume that turds are known colloquially as "trumps", and toilets "trumpers", because the word "trump" sounds like a fresh turd hitting the water. The actual originial inspiration for these words will be mercifully forgotten by all but historians.
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John Sizemore (він/його) @skipsizemore.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Hey, that's my University! Screw anyone who wants to segregate it. Heritage is dissolving rapidly -- good riddance.
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John Sizemore (він/його) @skipsizemore.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
My two Ukrainian teachers are both brilliant and courageous.
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John Sizemore (він/його) @skipsizemore.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Як тебе не любити, Києве мій!
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John Sizemore (він/його) @skipsizemore.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Only a spit-bubble-blowing moron could have missed the fact that Trump had already "lost it" and was fully incapable of being a credible president way back in 2016.
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John Sizemore (він/його) @skipsizemore.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
He's just smart enough to see now that Trump has "lost it", and yet too incurious and stupid to wonder when the losing of "it" started.
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 19/12/2025
the reality is Spanish is our de facto second language and white people need to sack up and face reality
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John Sizemore (він/його) @skipsizemore.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
I'm just never going to be able to take this guy seriously.
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