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SkippersHuman

@skippershuman.bsky.social
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It won't take you long to figure out who I am.

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SkippersHuman @skippershuman.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Me:
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homer simpson is standing in front of a car watching a comet .
ALT: homer simpson is standing in front of a car watching a comet .
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SkippersHuman @skippershuman.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
@infieldflygrl.online I downloaded Bluesky just to say (Hugs) #Ryno
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SkippersHuman @skippershuman.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Who's watching the #PopTartBowl!!!???
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SkippersHuman @skippershuman.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
RIP #Rickey
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SkippersHuman @skippershuman.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
I tell all my students about how one year I spent hundreds of lawn mowing money on nice clothes and cologne. Then grunge hit and the girl that liked me was allergic to my colognes. Shower and groom, and be yourself.
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SkippersHuman @skippershuman.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
My favorite Cuban movie:https://youtu.be/oU3Zd43935E?si=bm03CVwiLqoB0sRp
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SkippersHuman @skippershuman.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Not shitting you...I just listened to "Green Gloves" and "Hypnotize" back to back.
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SkippersHuman @skippershuman.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
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SkippersHuman @skippershuman.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
We all know winter and Christmas means High School Basketball tournaments! So how about a story about a grumpy coach, a plucky team, and a town that rallied around them. Based on a true story, set in 1950s Indiana...
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SkippersHuman @skippershuman.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Watching my favorite movie. #Memento
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SkippersHuman @skippershuman.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
We should just try putting a sign up that says "Do Not Hit Ball Here". See if it works.
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SkippersHuman @skippershuman.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Same, but on the Washington Coast and we also have weed. And priority entry is given to teachers.
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SkippersHuman @skippershuman.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Be good and just. Pro Wrestling is for EVERYONE. No pineapple on pizza. No ketchup on almost everything. Calling in to work because your pet is aging and you just want to lay around with then all day should be a legitimate excuse to call out. Stop fucking Republicans.
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SkippersHuman @skippershuman.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Possibly the best series finale ever.
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SkippersHuman @skippershuman.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
For some reason I just thought of him showing up while Oppenheimer is sitting in the chair naked and spit out my drink.
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SkippersHuman @skippershuman.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Keep in mind; I left the industry years ago so I'm more than happy to share how to actually make the process easy if you have a question.
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SkippersHuman @skippershuman.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
You can do that. However, what happens if that ground comes up at the worst time and you need a few grand to bail out.
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SkippersHuman @skippershuman.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Why lease: *You only worry about monthly budget *Less $$$ up front *If you love it, you know what the buyout is UPFRONT *Generaly under warranty the entire time. You can build service/extended warranty into monthly payment
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SkippersHuman @skippershuman.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
This is why, if you can, LEASE! I sold for 16 years and could never understand the mentality of finance/cash buyers. In 2008/9 I saved a lot of leasees who needed to downgrade because the "negative" equity is capped in a lease at remaining payments.
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SkippersHuman @skippershuman.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I dunno. It would be fun to track the league leader in florps...
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SkippersHuman @skippershuman.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Death at the Haymarket. It tells a great story and introduced me to the force of nature named Lucy Parsons.
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SkippersHuman @skippershuman.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
HI FIGHT DOCTOR! Survivor Series was "meh". Interested to see what Punk wants from Heyman.
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SkippersHuman @skippershuman.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Mine is my dog at my feet while watching PJ in Australia!
Pearl Jam playing music.
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SkippersHuman @skippershuman.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
I love Dishwalla. "Until I Wake Up" is a magnificent song. youtu.be/lSlUQiqMICs?...
youtu.be
Dishwalla - Until I Wake Up (With Lyrics)
YouTube video by sheilal28100
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SkippersHuman @skippershuman.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Hey, if I sent you a card to autograph for my classroom, would that be cool? Need to find a Mariners one, of course.
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SkippersHuman @skippershuman.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
This take is worse than his commercials for local submarine sandwich shops.
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SkippersHuman @skippershuman.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Is #ProWrestling in bluesy yet? I am a former wrestler, full fan. Pro Wrestling is for EVERYONE! SO LET ME KNOW!
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SkippersHuman @skippershuman.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
My favorite band is Pearl Jam. My favorite movie is Memento!
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SkippersHuman @skippershuman.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
I'm a HUGE Nolan fan. I also love 90s Kevin Smith movies. And I think The Way Way Back is the most underrated film of the 21st century. What say you? What do you like?
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SkippersHuman @skippershuman.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
I am looking for people. So, what's your #FavoriteMovie or #FavoriteMovies? My #1 is Memento (personal), but I think Casablanca is the greatest film of all time.
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SkippersHuman @skippershuman.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Hey! I got my Masters!
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SkippersHuman @skippershuman.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Oh my god!!!! Hiiiiiii!
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SkippersHuman @skippershuman.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
If you see this, post your favorite Pokémon.
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SkippersHuman @skippershuman.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I'm looking for mynpeople on here so I can be more active. Here's a picture of my dog...and maybe I'll find more people because he's pretty cool.
Cute dog in shopping cart.
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SkippersHuman @skippershuman.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
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SkippersHuman @skippershuman.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
@infieldflygrl.bsky.social Hi!
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SkippersHuman @skippershuman.bsky.social · 03/11/2023
Just got a 12 hour ban for saying I hope Elon chokes on the Bigot Money he's getting from Prager U for their transphobic ad. I asked 10 tines not to see it again and muted the hashtag. Still there. Fuck Elon Musk with the heat of 1000 suns.
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SkippersHuman @skippershuman.bsky.social · 03/11/2023
Just got a 12 hour ban for saying I hope Elon chokes on the Bigot Money he's getting from Prager U for their transphobic ad. I asked 10 tines not to see it again and muted the hashtag. Still there. Fuck Elon Musk with the heat of 1000 suns.
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SkippersHuman @skippershuman.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Downloaded the App. Think it is time to spend more time over here with the cool kids. If you know me, please repost so others may find me.
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SkippersHuman @skippershuman.bsky.social · 20/10/2023
When I win Powerball I am making Patton Oswalt's Parks and Rec filibuster into a reality.
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SkippersHuman @skippershuman.bsky.social · 11/10/2023
@ityslmemes.com I FOUND YOU!
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SkippersHuman @skippershuman.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
It's going to take a bit for me to transfer over to here, but I am going to do my best to make this site be more about the things I love than the things I despise. Dogs, Pearl Jam, I Think You Should Leave, Pizza, Italian Beef Sandwiches, the Seahawks, Pro Wrestling, etc.
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SkippersHuman @skippershuman.bsky.social · 09/10/2023
Just uninstalled that other shit show from phone. Gonna try to explore this more.
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SkippersHuman @skippershuman.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
Fuck. I was hoping there was an edit button. *of, not if
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SkippersHuman @skippershuman.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
Oh, and mine would be Alive Once Footsteps Then I would explain the story/importance if the three. And then I'd play them my favorite Pearl Jam song: Seven O Clock And explain why.
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SkippersHuman @skippershuman.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
Hi. I'm new here so I searched for Pearl Jam fans first. If you'd like to vet me I'm over on the former Twitter under the same name. Just trying to find people I may relate to. Plus your most recent post is Richard Cheese so I'm sure we'll get along.
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SkippersHuman @skippershuman.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
Do we do #hastags here? No. Huh. So how do we find stuff?
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SkippersHuman @skippershuman.bsky.social · 27/09/2023
Hi everyone. I'm Ryen. My dog is Skipper. Over on the Nazi Hell Whole Site we have the same name.
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