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Elliott @skipperbananaco.bsky.social · 12h

Playing Chronos the New Dawn and I grabbed this fucking chalice and forgot to put it on the damn prayer display and didn't get to whatever was locked behind the puzzle! I'm truly the world's worst gamer. Anyway, in what feels like the final third or so and I'm still digging it.

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Elliott @skipperbananaco.bsky.social · 13h

Yeah, turns out a raging alcoholic doesn't actually have that high of a level of fitness. I for one would never be caught dead trying to oversell my physical ability given how much drinking, smoking, and fried chicken eating I do.

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Elliott @skipperbananaco.bsky.social · 15h

Ooh, very exciting. I'm a huge live reading fan, and I can imagine Saw must translate in an interesting manner.

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Elliott @skipperbananaco.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Realistically, this is a bad thing to enable. Texturally and lizard brain wise, yes, I'm shifting 50ish cards in the cube.

Lo and Li, Twin Tutors
{4}{B}
Legendary Creature — Human Advisor

When Lo and Li enter, search your library for a Lesson or Noble card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Noble creatures you control and Lesson spells you control have lifelink.

“Almost perfect,” Lo began. Li finished, “One hair out of place.”

2/2

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Elliott @skipperbananaco.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Bad news for Glen Powell. He's not a good enough actor to survive being an open republican, and his politics aren't good enough for him to be as bad of an actor as he is. Curious to see if/when he speedruns his way to a Daily Wire original.

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Elliott @skipperbananaco.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Finished Evil Dead Burn. Likely my least favorite Evil Dead. It was okay, but it definitely felt to me like the most tired entry of the franchise. I don't want to condemn it, because the performances were great and it being more The Raid esque in the action was neat. Just didn't vibe for me.

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Elliott @skipperbananaco.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Chronos: The New Dawn is about a time traveler trying to save humanity and immediately becoming cat pilled.

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Elliott @skipperbananaco.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

As I'm waffling about here waiting for the ringing in my ears to subside, I feel confident is saying that whatever Michael Bay does, this next Bayformers will absolutely be a flop. The audience isn't there, the culture has shifted, people don't want that type of shit anymore. Empty headed choice

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Elliott @skipperbananaco.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Take me back to Pikmin 1. The wonder, the joy, the brutality, the tiny little guys thrown by the dozens onto the backs of their predators and overwhelming them so fully they collapse under their weight.

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Elliott @skipperbananaco.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Rockstar is making a big deal about this, but I've never designed a single game where player's weren't able to snort cocaine at any time.

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Elliott @skipperbananaco.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Firing up Star Wars: Galactic Racer and immediately crashing my podracer into the stands killing hundreds. "Now this is Pod Racing."

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Elliott @skipperbananaco.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Even in a reality where it was all public domain, and artist were compensated, generative AI is a net negative for creative spaces and fields and only serves to weaken the value of human work. There's no world where generative AI is good even if it is ethical. (Which I do not think it can be.)

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Elliott @skipperbananaco.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

3/5 (possible spooky things in this table)

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Elliott @skipperbananaco.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

First time watch of #nightbreed for me. I assume the director's cut must be miles better then the theatrical, but I really dug it. Wouldn't definitely have been interested in a sequel, tragic. Anyway, Happy Birthday Clive Barker, and thank you. And Happy Birthday @ghostwoken.art #frightclub

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Elliott @skipperbananaco.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Poor bastard lost his faith and got two-faced. #frightclub #nightbreed The explosive budget on this must have been crazy.

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Elliott @skipperbananaco.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

So the chain on that key...if he was wearing that it was definitely wacking his wangdoodle. #frightclub #nightbreed

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Elliott @skipperbananaco.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

So, am I misunderstanding, or is the overarching plot here that the killer therapist set all this up so that The Nightbreed would take the fall for his killing? That seems like a huge over step for him when he wasn't even a suspect. He seems absolutely friendly to the police #frightclub #nightbreed

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Elliott @skipperbananaco.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Yeah, a heavily armed siege on a compound has never gone wrong before. #frightclub #nightbreed

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Elliott @skipperbananaco.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Not exactly good police work to blow a guy up you assholes #frightclub #nightbreed

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Elliott @skipperbananaco.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

That angle made the ear whispering from the deputy look very intimate. #frightclub #nightbreed

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Elliott @skipperbananaco.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The perfectly stacked playing cards are a definite sign of evil!!!! #frightclub #nightbreed

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Elliott @skipperbananaco.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Ah yeah, whiskey and eggs. Classic breakfast. #frightclub #nightbreed

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Elliott @skipperbananaco.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It's true. Hellraiser, Candyman, Nightbreed. All of it. #frightclub #nightbreed

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Elliott @skipperbananaco.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Just let him slice his face off dude He's being industrious #frightclub #nightbreed

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Elliott @skipperbananaco.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Maybe it's the brain rot, but everytime there's a musical scene like this in something my brain shoots over to Street of Fire and Ellen Aim and the Attackers. #frightclub #nightbreed

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Elliott @skipperbananaco.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Feels wildly unprofessional and ethically loose to accuse your client of a bunch of killing and then expect them to self report to the cops. Maybe just call the police if you're that suspicious? #frightclub #nightbreed

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Elliott @skipperbananaco.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Danny Elfman really does know how to go absolutely apeshit on a soundtrack. Phil Collins with Tarzan levels. #nightbreed #frightclub

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Elliott @skipperbananaco.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

#nightbreed starting with no Ads on Tubi. Everything is coming up Milhouse. #frightclub

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Elliott @skipperbananaco.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The Blair Witch Project (1999)

Blueberry is sitting facing the corner of a room ala the closing scenes of The Blair Witch Project

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Elliott @skipperbananaco.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Mild Lanterns Spoiler, maybe? People are gonna go "Surf Dracula!" about Lanterns because we didn't see John Stewart construct a suit and fly off into the sunset in it, but that really only works if you ignore both Lanterns and Superman showing the GL suit is a physical costume and not a construct.

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Elliott @skipperbananaco.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Call me crazy, but this pop up split screen ad I got thrown on youtube is actually much worse than just sending me to an ad break. Like, come on man. Trying to vibe on a horror short and you take up half the screen with a crayon ad? Cooked.

Screenshot of "Portrait of God" a short horror film sharing the screen of my phone with a pop up ad for crayons on amazon on youtube

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Elliott @skipperbananaco.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Experiencing what the youths call a "MIGHTY NEED" for a bottle or two of soju.

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Elliott @skipperbananaco.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The Criterion Collection needs to get it together and do a release for Near Dark. I wanna watch it in better quality than YouTube 480p with a million ads.

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Elliott @skipperbananaco.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Fuck that hokey ass Eminem. Sold out hokey ass working with kid rock been a fucking doofy ass for a long time, but this is right over the rubicon. Friendship over politics? Fuck Em, friendship means holding your friends to account if they get into fucked up stuff. It means ending it if they suck.

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Elliott @skipperbananaco.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

What's gonna be really fucked up for people is that all 6 of these deaths are gonna be fentanyl overdoses. The MCU has a fucking fentanyl crisis!!! The world outside your window indeed. #avengersdoomsday #spoilers #moviespoilers

A screenshot of a post from Buzz Crave stating that Avengers Doomsday has 6 deaths and is being described as "one of the darkest movies ever made"

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Elliott @skipperbananaco.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

My groups usual bar hangout has been undergoing several rounds of gentrification and renovation, but the one I absolutely hate is that they replaced the rusty old barrel in the toilet with a dainty little stool. (The sitting implementation, not a small shit.)

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Elliott @skipperbananaco.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Just hit 476 hours of play time for "My Dinner With Andre" the game. Only have one achievement left and it's the waiter one. Which just seems cruel. May just leave this one at 99%.

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Elliott @skipperbananaco.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Less than 24 hours until it's October and I get taken over by The Thing.

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Elliott @skipperbananaco.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Day 1 draft decks for Reality Facture. Records in the Alt Text. Playing Pick 2 draft to fill out rares/mythics faster. Format is sweet. Strong two color decks, but the Heartwood tokens do a really good job of making Gx and Rx decks very strong. The Grull splash is basically free.

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Elliott @skipperbananaco.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Played about an hour of Chronos the New Dawn. Very good. Like the vibes and the gameplay handles well. Tool usage is intuitive enough. UI options were nice when setting it up. Still very early, obviously, so it may slide downhill. Initial impression is very good though. Right in my Q zone.

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Elliott @skipperbananaco.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Honestly I wouldn't even know what to do with all the frames if I played a game as 60 FPS. That's a lot.

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Elliott @skipperbananaco.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This pie eater elitism is just crazy. Like, seriously? Why should pie be the default? Just because pie isn't your favorite you should be killed? He doesn't even provide a good reason for his stance?

Reposted for a more complex alt text with some cclarifying thoughts.

A Skeet from the platform Monkr posted by Skeeter.
Dated 7/4/2018

It reads: "Listen, if you don't think pie is the best dessert, I'm gonna throw you into a locker & launch the locker into the Sun. Fuck you!"

Meta: In reference to a post that resurfaced an old prozd tweet from 2023 (2023 Jesus Christ! That's ancient) that was a bit of a nonsense hot take about using anime titles that match your native tongue for communication. Inoffensive and goofy. Was reposted by a user in, what one must assume, was a bid to stir dicourse, wherein the thought was referred to as elitism. Really just bottom of the barrel drama stirring regardless of intent.

My personal take is that, unless it's something actually criminal, it's wild to resurface a statement from several years ago to make a point. Especially one as innocuous as a tweet.

No shade to anyone specifically involved, but giving serious thought to an old comment like that is like treating this made up skeet with any level of seriousness.

Anyway: Skeeter was right

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Elliott @skipperbananaco.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Doing the 4DX Imax for Digger because the chair actually hits you in the head with a shovel.

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Elliott @skipperbananaco.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Ready for some real greaseball shit here with this cube

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Elliott @skipperbananaco.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

People really out here getting mad because Marvel Imax locked a scene of 3 Morbillion Planets getting destroyed when you can just YouTube it.

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Elliott @skipperbananaco.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The got me counting this shit with an abacus

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