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@skipperas.bsky.social
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That guy from Discovering SCP!!!

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Skipper @skipperas.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Before you can have your True doctor's appointment with a new doctor, you need to have the False doctor's appointment where u get told to wait 6 weeks and have to pay 400 dollars
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Skipper @skipperas.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Lowkey was having a not so great day/last week and Aetheral Space cheered me right up. Big shout out to the written word 🙏
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Skipper @skipperas.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
you know, there's a lotta propaganda in the pokemon universe about how 'no, pokemon actually love to battle!'' Notice how in the game where the humans are gone, the pokemon just want to hang out with each other and build towns in shit.
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Skipper @skipperas.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
This whole eating healthy thing is waaaaay easier when you have a rice cooker
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Skipper @skipperas.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I think there's something truly special about comics. I want to be a person who can create that kind of art
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Skipper @skipperas.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Babe, I love you so much, I'd subject myself to a doomed time loop to try and save you as many times as it takes
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Skipper @skipperas.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Sometimes I open the app and throw terrible openers I know nobody could possibly enjoy just because they make me smile. Sometimes I tell beautiful men and women that they have aura.
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Skipper @skipperas.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I rap so sick they call me phlegminem
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Skipper @skipperas.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
If you think about it, gatorade is basically a potion
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Skipper @skipperas.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
People are always talking about old wives tales, but honestly in the age of reboots I think it's time for a sequel series. It's time for new wives tales
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Skipper @skipperas.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
My creative peak was when my buddy and I were brainstorming Kojima character names and I came up with "Mormon Topdollar"
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Skipper @skipperas.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
SCP-682 is Mahoraga for people who like rhe X Files
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Skipper @skipperas.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Side note one of the funniest parts of the Bible is when Satan ragebaits God into ruining a guy's life to prove a point
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Skipper @skipperas.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
We got a serious problem with gen X blasting their phone out loud at full volume without headphones like come on y'all
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Skipper @skipperas.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Someone teach me how to curate my feed to get the viral funny posts, twitter is donezo
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Skipper @skipperas.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Let me take you to Applebee's and we can let the Dwayne Johnson Margaritas do the talking...
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Skipper @skipperas.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Sometimes you put your heart on the line and you get hurt big time. But the important thing is that you don't stop trying.
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Skipper @skipperas.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Weezer cover band made up of old dudes called Geezer
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Skipper @skipperas.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Shout out to toad king and peppers ghost for the spectacular list. I couldn't remember who everyone I interacted with was so just like this or comment and I'll follow back the GOATS
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Skipper @skipperas.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
In a perfect world, men like me would not exist But this is NOT a perfect world
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Skipper @skipperas.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
13 days until tattoo barring another reschedule. I'm excited!!!
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Skipper @skipperas.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Fun fact it actually does get better y'all
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Skipper @skipperas.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
Me: ahh, I really should make something. I need to save money... The Greed of a Beast: why don't we Doordash a gyro or two?
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Skipper @skipperas.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
My cat from earlier this morning
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Skipper @skipperas.bsky.social · 30/08/2023
Go follow @tinksart.bsky.social
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Skipper @skipperas.bsky.social · 01/08/2023
I love Aetheral Space so freaking much
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Skipper @skipperas.bsky.social · 29/07/2023
Important question- I notice there is no longer a likes tab on my profile (good). Do things I like show up on other peoples feeds? Aka can I like NSFW without worrying about minors seeing it or should I still be cautious to be safe?
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Skipper @skipperas.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
Gonna be using my codes as they come to try and shuffle all the scpeople over, recommend yall do the same. It'll go faster the more people that are on here since we all get a code every 2 weeks
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Skipper @skipperas.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
Heads up, when you're on your feed, click the 3 horizontal lines in the top left. Scroll down to settings, then scroll down until you see this and set it to dark.
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Skipper @skipperas.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
Welcome, to the True Social Media
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Skipper @skipperas.bsky.social · 05/05/2023
Okay real shit- what's the best kind of cuisine? For me it's gotta be Mexican food
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Skipper @skipperas.bsky.social · 04/05/2023
My first skeet will of course be promoting my friend Tanhony's web serial, Aetheral Space. It's really good go read it www.royalroad.com/fiction/34889/aet…
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Aetheral Space
Humanity achieved dominion over the galaxy long ago. Once that was accomplished, they turned their ingenuity inwards. With their prowess over biological engineering, they transformed themselves into deific (...)
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