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jef(f) with an optional f ruane @skipper.fart.boats · 17/09/2026
our 6 year anniversary is in 21 minutes. it’s been a tough day. tough week. i miss her so, so badly. it’s been 591 days. i can’t believe it. so much has happened, but i haven’t left that moment. February 2, 2025, 11:51 AM.
our wedding in Grand Lake with the fall colors behind us
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jef(f) with an optional f ruane @skipper.fart.boats · 17/09/2026
currently on Kalshi: more than 9000 people are in a chat room for a recurring bet (sorry, “prediction”) on what the price of gold will be in 8 minutes, at which point a new 15 minute timer starts and you can predict all over again. $65k volume. i’m not too worried about what this says about us
screenshot of a Kalshi prediction showing the current price of gold, with options to bet that it will be above or below a target price in the next 8 minutes. the screenshot shows this bet has $65,000 volume since it started 7 minutes ago, and that there are 9.07k chatters currently discussing the bet.
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jef(f) with an optional f ruane @skipper.fart.boats · 16/08/2026
is it just me or is it kinda weird to have these surveillance cameras right outside of a public pool?
Surveillance camera looking in at the Globeville/Argo Park pool in Denver, CO
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jef(f) with an optional f ruane @skipper.fart.boats · 29/07/2026
you’re referring to @melatkirosco.bsky.social as a “national socialist,” @mlittwin.bsky.social and @coloradosun.com? is that a mistake? did you mean “democratic socialist,” or are you seriously calling her a Nazi?
from Mike Littwin’s editorial in the Colorado Sun titled “Littwin: Place your bets. Who’s the biggest drag on their party — Victor Marx or Melat Kiros?”. the excerpt reads: “The funny thing is that Kiros is a self-proclaimed national socialist, which means that there’s a slighter better hook with which to toss accusations at her. Not that Republicans need one. They routinely accuse Democrats, including socialist-bashing Jared Polis back in the day, of being a socialist or a communist or worse.

There is a wide difference, of course, between a national socialist like Kiros or AOC or Mayor Mamdani, and, say, Karl Marx (no relation). As I mentioned before, I’ve never seen Kiros campaigning with a well-worn copy of Das Kapital at her side.”
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jef(f) with an optional f ruane @skipper.fart.boats · 16/06/2026
one venue after another canceled on us, but they couldn’t stop us. almost 1500 of us showed up with almost no notice. there’s a slow train coming called reform, get on board or don’t.
The crowd at the Melat Kiros rally at the Colorado state capitolTennessee state representative Justin J Pearson, Michigan state representative Donavan McKinney, and Melat Kiros together in front of the crowd at the impromptu rally at the Colorado state capitol. Melat Kiros speaking in front of the crowd at the impromptu rally at the Colorado state capitol. The crowd at the Melat Kiros rally at the Colorado state capitol
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jef(f) with an optional f ruane @skipper.fart.boats · 16/06/2026
the @melatkirosco.bsky.social rally/protest yesterday was incredible. with a couple hours notice, we showed up. now we gotta show up at the ballot box. let’s goooo, Denver!!
a rally-goer with a Palestine and Lebanon flag standing in front of the Colorado state capitol a rally-goer with a giant patch across the back of her shirt reading “Hot Girls for Melat Kiros -Congress - CO-1” Tennessee state representative Justin J Pearson giving a speech in front of the Colorado state capitol at the Melat Kiros rallyTennessee state representative Justin J Pearson, Michigan state representative Donavan McKinney, and Melat Kiros join hands in front of the crowd at the impromptu rally at the Colorado state capitol.
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jef(f) with an optional f ruane @skipper.fart.boats · 13/06/2026
i was walking my dog yesterday in City Park and stumbled across @melatkirosco.bsky.social speaking at the Jews for Melat Shabbat. it was excellent, even Bumble, who has literally no chill, was happy to lay in the grass and listen. primary ballots are out, be sure to vote for Melat!
Melat Kiros speaking at an event in City Park, with the Denver skyline behind her.
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jef(f) with an optional f ruane @skipper.fart.boats · 05/06/2026
San Francisco
Looking down California St at Stockton in San Francisco, with the Bay Bridge in the background A crow flying above a woman’s head at the Pacific Ocean beach in San Francisco The Japanese moss garden section of the Botanical Garden in San Francisco
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jef(f) with an optional f ruane @skipper.fart.boats · 27/05/2026
shitty minds think alike
Alex Jones outside of his defamation trial in Texas with duct tape over his mouth
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jef(f) with an optional f ruane @skipper.fart.boats · 10/04/2026
entryway to building in Beruitrocky beach and lighthouse in Lebanon building entryway in Beruitlighthouse in Lebanon
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jef(f) with an optional f ruane @skipper.fart.boats · 10/04/2026
it’s heartbreaking to see Beirut devastated by my government and Israel and their imperial war machine. i’ve heard it’s a remarkable city. my friend’s cousin is a Lebanese photographer, and her photos speak for themselves. she hasn’t posted in 3 years, but ig: @bynadineharake
volleyball on the beach in LebanonBuilding and alley in Beruitcliff diving in Lebanoncolorful buildings and windows in Beruit
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jef(f) with an optional f ruane @skipper.fart.boats · 22/03/2026
i went for a walk recently and bummed myself out
AA sobriety chips strewn across the sidewalk, amongst possibly related broken bottles
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jef(f) with an optional f ruane @skipper.fart.boats · 19/02/2026
KJ SIMPSON IS A NUGGET!! i need to figure out how to search my Twitter backup data and dig up the threads i posted trying to convince the Nuggets to draft him a couple years ago. the world is a slightly better place tonight.
KJ Simpson draining a jump shot while at the University of ColoradoKJ Simpson draining a jump shot while at the University of Colorado
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jef(f) with an optional f ruane @skipper.fart.boats · 04/02/2026
North Denver skyline
Denver skyline taken from North Denver facing South down Lincoln St
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jef(f) with an optional f ruane @skipper.fart.boats · 04/02/2026
Sunset over Indian Winter
Dusk during an unseasonably warm winter on a sparse road with a street lamp in Globeville, North Denver
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jef(f) with an optional f ruane @skipper.fart.boats · 04/02/2026
Geese and the moon over North Denver
Geese flying in front of the moon with a large power line in frame
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jef(f) with an optional f ruane @skipper.fart.boats · 27/01/2026
part 2
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jef(f) with an optional f ruane @skipper.fart.boats · 27/01/2026
ordinary people aren’t able to look away from the violence anymore, and they’re fed up. thank you, Nuggets woke goat Cam Johnson and Tommy Alter, for speaking up. we’re gonna start seeing a lot more of this soon youtu.be/xJVnC3CmSTc?...
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jef(f) with an optional f ruane @skipper.fart.boats · 01/01/2026
aight, Webster. yuk it up.
My Merriam-Webster 2026 word: “bed rotting”
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jef(f) with an optional f ruane @skipper.fart.boats · 19/12/2025
your welcome, Nuggets fans. i’m single-handedly responsible for the second quarter
my sweatshirt that says “Jamal Flurry”
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jef(f) with an optional f ruane @skipper.fart.boats · 19/12/2025
Jamal Murray All-Star game propaganda
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jef(f) with an optional f ruane @skipper.fart.boats · 16/12/2025
hero shot
Rocky looming above me at the Rockets vs Nuggets game on 12/15/2025
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jef(f) with an optional f ruane @skipper.fart.boats · 24/10/2025
it’s friday!
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jef(f) with an optional f ruane @skipper.fart.boats · 23/10/2025
Bumble can barely contain her excitement for the Nuggets’ opener
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jef(f) with an optional f ruane @skipper.fart.boats · 23/10/2025
it’s the dawn of a new Nuggets season in Denver
dawn from north Denver with reddish pinkish clouds
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jef(f) with an optional f ruane @skipper.fart.boats · 23/10/2025
let there be light #nuggets #nba
a terrible photoshop of the sun from Teletubbies with Nikola Jokić’s face superimposed on it
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jef(f) with an optional f ruane @skipper.fart.boats · 20/10/2025
this guy is having the worst imaginable weekend
NY guy in town for the Giants vs Broncos game who absolutely humiliated himself by falling on his face multiple times after taunting No Kings protesters in Denver
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jef(f) with an optional f ruane @skipper.fart.boats · 15/10/2025
best seats i’ve ever had for a @nuggets.bsky.social game. i wish i could have brought my real camera, but regardless, such a fun game!
Jamal Murray hanging from the rim before tipoff, with Jokić, AG, and Cam in the background Jokić and Peyton Watson plotting during a Bulls free throwAaron Gordon taking a very difficult three (and missing)Imminent Jokić to PWat lob
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jef(f) with an optional f ruane @skipper.fart.boats · 15/10/2025
AG on a hope and a prayer
Aaron Gordon shooting a well guarded three (and missing)
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jef(f) with an optional f ruane @skipper.fart.boats · 15/10/2025
here comes my man
Bruce Brown about to check in
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jef(f) with an optional f ruane @skipper.fart.boats · 15/10/2025
we back, boys
Jamal Murray hanging from the rim pregame with Aaron Gordan, Jokic, and Cam Johnson in the background
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jef(f) with an optional f ruane @skipper.fart.boats · 05/10/2025
sick clouds, Denver
A photo of the Denver skyline from North Denver, with large cumulonimbus clouds in the background
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jef(f) with an optional f ruane @skipper.fart.boats · 04/10/2025
we back up #nuggets #nba
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jef(f) with an optional f ruane @skipper.fart.boats · 26/09/2025
keep in mind, the “issue” is that this man may (or may not) be missing some paperwork. could you imagine being kidnapped and disappeared by masked men while your wife and children are screaming because you didn’t have car insurance? this is so shameful. how did we let this happen?
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jef(f) with an optional f ruane @skipper.fart.boats · 26/09/2025
Bumble slumbereth
Bumble, a black and white Newfoundland, sleeping in her kennel, on her back with her silly paws up in the air Bumble, a black and white Newfoundland, sleeping in her kennel, on her back with her silly paws up in the air
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jef(f) with an optional f ruane @skipper.fart.boats · 25/09/2025
cool Alex. so edgy. he's sad because Candace Owens is getting so much attention and he's acting out. i'm sure he'll be better tomorrow.
Alex Jones on Infowars today sporting new facial hair: a Hitler stache.
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jef(f) with an optional f ruane @skipper.fart.boats · 25/09/2025
POTUS is making advances in the field of male fragility that we'd only dreamt of. this level of fragile masculinity was widely considered to be theoretically impossible. what a time to be alive
a Truth Social post by Trump:

"A REAL DISGRACE took place at the United Nations yesterday - Not one, not two, but three very sinister events! First, the escalator going up to the Main Speaking Floor came to a screeching halt. It stopped on a dime. It's amazing that Melania and I didn't fall forward onto the sharp edges of these steel steps, face first. It was only that we were each holding the handrail tightly or, it would have been a disaster. This was absolutely
sabotage, as noted by a day's earlier "post" in The London Times that said UN workers "joked about turning off an escalator." The people that did it should be arrested! Then, as I stood before a Television crowd of millions of people all over the World, and important Leaders in the Hall, my teleprompter didn't work. It was stone cold dark. I immediately thought to myself, "Wow, first the escalator event, and now a bad teleprompter. What kind of a place is this?" I then proceeded to make a Speech without a teleprompter, which kicked in about 15 minutes later. The good news is the Speech has gotten fantastic reviews. Maybe they appreciated the fact that very few people could have done what I dia. And third, after making the Speech, I was told that the sound was completely off in the Auditorium where the Speech was made, that World Leaders, unless they used the interpreters' earpieces, couldn't hear a thing. The first person I saw at the conclusion of the Speech was Melania, who was sitting right up front. I said, "How did I do?" And she said, "I couldn't hear a word you said." This wasn't a coincidence, this was triple sabotage at the UN. They ought to be ashamed of themselves. I'm sending a copy of this letter to the Secretary General, and I demand an immediate investigation. No wonder the United Nations hasn't been able to do the job that they were put in existence to do. All security tapes at the escalator should be saved, especially the emergency stop button. The Secret Service is involved. Thank you fo…
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jef(f) with an optional f ruane @skipper.fart.boats · 24/09/2025
not to be outdone, the president of the United States of America. he unironically demonizes Democrats while in the process of accusing them of demonizing ICE. no ICE agents were injured, yet he doesn’t mention the detainees who were murdered, yet implies they’re “the worst of the worst” criminals.
a Truth Social post from Donald Trump: 

“I have been briefed on the deadly shooting at the ICE Field Office in Dallas, Texas. It has now been revealed the deranged shooter wrote "Anti-ICE" on his shell casings. This is despicable! The Brave Men and Women of ICE are just trying to do their jobs, and remove the "WORST of the WORST" Criminals out of our Country, but they are facing an unprecedented increase in threats, violence, and attacks by Deranged Radical Leftists. This violence is the result of the Radical Left Democrats constantly demonizing Law Enforcement, calling for ICE to be demolished, and comparing ICE Officers to "Nazis." The continuing violence from Radical Left Terrorists, in the aftermath of Charlie Kirk's assassination, must be stopped. ICE Officers, and other Brave Members of Law Enforcement, are under grave threat. We have already declared ANTIFA a Terrorist Organization, and I will be signing an Executive Order this week to dismantle these Domestic Terrorism Networks. I AM CALLING ON ALL DEMOCRATS TO STOP THIS RHETORIC AGAINST ICE AND AMERICA'S LAW ENFORCEMENT, RIGHT NOW! The Trump Administration is fully committed to backing Law Enforcement, Strong Borders, securing our Homeland, deporting Violent Illegal Criminals, and fully rooting out the Left Wing Domestic Terrorism that is terrorizing our Country. Thank you for your attention to this matter!”
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jef(f) with an optional f ruane @skipper.fart.boats · 24/09/2025
the vice president of the United States of America, ladies and gentleman. they just don’t even give a shit. they’re leaning into it, in fact. barring some massive shift in the way the administration conducts themselves, which obviously won’t happen, we’re heading for mass instability.
JD Vance tweet: “The obsessive attack on law enforcement, particularly ICE, must stop. I'm praying for everyone hurt in this attack and for their families.”

this tweet got a community note stating that the only people injured were detainees, not law enforcement. 

Jon Favreau quote tweeted this saying: “The Vice President is not a reliable source of information. This is now the fifth or sixth time he's posted a political take contradicted by facts from his own law enforcement agencies.”

JD Vance quote tweeted Favreau saying: “The gunman had anti-ICE messaging carved on the bullets he used. What, precisely, did I get wrong, dipshit?”
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jef(f) with an optional f ruane @skipper.fart.boats · 18/09/2025
i bought flowers for our anniversary
flowers i bought for our anniversary, with a basketball from /r/denver denvernuggets and Allysse’s urn in the background
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jef(f) with an optional f ruane @skipper.fart.boats · 17/09/2025
happy anniversary, cutie. i miss you.
me and Allysse on our wedding day, on a boat in the middle of Grand Lake, CO, five years ago.
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jef(f) with an optional f ruane @skipper.fart.boats · 15/09/2025
i absolutely love new zine day. so good, @veronique.bsky.social ❤️
new zines from veronique.ink
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jef(f) with an optional f ruane @skipper.fart.boats · 04/09/2025
dawn coming up over a local park while i’m walking my dog
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jef(f) with an optional f ruane @skipper.fart.boats · 28/08/2025
#creaturefeature
my dog Bumble, a black and white Newfoundland, wearing sunglasses and leis
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jef(f) with an optional f ruane @skipper.fart.boats · 27/08/2025
bankruptcy court is fucking broken. how the fuck can Alex Jones still afford a microphone, let alone a media outlet?
Infowars headline from Alex Jones on the school shooting in Minneapolis:

LIVE Coverage Of Minneapolis Catholic School Mass Shooting!
FBI Sources Reporting to Infowars Say Suspect Was "Trans-Identified Male!" Infowars Given Photo Of Suspect From Law Enforcement & Waiting To Publish! Tune In NOW For LIVE Updates
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jef(f) with an optional f ruane @skipper.fart.boats · 05/07/2025
it has begun
my dog laying on top of me cause she’s scared of fireworks
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jef(f) with an optional f ruane @skipper.fart.boats · 03/07/2025
hey dummies, it's too late. y'all blew it. why would i be motivated to vote for a Dem after this? what have you even *tried* to do since January? y'all couldn't even stop ICE from physically dragging you around. your biggest concern seems to be trying to ratfuck Zohran, and you even failed at that.
A New York Times live update: "House Majority Forward, a group affiliated with the Democratic Party’s main political action committee for House races, is set to run ads criticizing vulnerable Republicans for their support for the domestic policy bill, according to CJ Warnke, the group’s spokesman. The first ads are expected to run against Representatives Scott Perry of Pennsylvania, Tom Barrett of Michigan and Derrick Van Orden of Michigan. Democrats in both chambers are hoping that the silver lining of the bill’s passage is that it will be easier for them to win back control of Congress in next year’s midterm elections."
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jef(f) with an optional f ruane @skipper.fart.boats · 02/07/2025
on the bright side, this is incredible, @veronique.bsky.social!! this is so, so cool, i’m gonna be perusing all evening!
Some zines and a bunch of hand made goodies
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jef(f) with an optional f ruane @skipper.fart.boats · 01/07/2025
help, Medhi Hasan is stealing my jokes
Mehdi Hasan tweet: “Imagine dressing like this to round up people in a Home Depot car park. As if it's Fallujah.”
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jef(f) with an optional f ruane @skipper.fart.boats · 01/07/2025
we missed u, Bruce
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