Kristina @skinofalion.bsky.social · 22/02/2025@timroylett.bsky.social please tell me you've seen espresso macchiato from Estonia 100
Kristina @skinofalion.bsky.social · 08/02/2025@timroylett.bsky.social went out to eat, food came with garlic aioli. Still can't eat it, getting palm frond ptsd flashbacks 🤢 100
Kristina @skinofalion.bsky.social · 05/01/2025@timroylett.bsky.social watching Eurovision 2012, Azerbaijani national anthem is still horrible. Thinking of you! 110
Kristina @skinofalion.bsky.social · 08/12/2024So I have nausea from my little parasite, I have a cold and I cant stop coughing which makes me either pee my pants or throw up a little, woke up this morning with conjuctivitis and a headache.... feeling pretty bloody miserable. 000
Kristina @skinofalion.bsky.social · 06/12/2024PREGNANCY: Why didn't anyone warn me about how gassy pregnancy is? I feel like I could achieve lift off if I let it out rn, but I'm in a quiet office and it might be frowned upon. 000
Kristina @skinofalion.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Tonight I heard my baby's heartbeat on my home fetal doppler. Like...I grew a heart. And kidneys. And a liver. I'm growing some testicles right now. That just blows my mind. 010
Kristina @skinofalion.bsky.social · 20/11/2024My son really likes 'Potchegel.' I really like his inventive spelling. 000
Kristina @skinofalion.bsky.social · 20/11/2024@timroylett.bsky.social my son insisted on watching Junior Eurovision last weekend. Ruth Lorenzo was a presenter and it looks like her hair still hasn't dried. Dude, buy a hairdryer por dios. 100
Kristina @skinofalion.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Thanks @amgirl01.bsky.social, you've really captured my essence. 310
Kristina @skinofalion.bsky.social · 20/11/2024You can't seriously look like this and be that charming and not expect my utter devotion. #mafin 020
Kristina @skinofalion.bsky.social · 20/11/2024PREGNANCY: I am so nauseous from morning sickness. I am also so fatigued I keep falling asleep during the day. The treatment for morning sickness? Sleeping pills. We'll see how this works. 000
Kristina @skinofalion.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Santiago...hombre....I get it. She's stunning and brings light everywhere she goes. But I'm a 5ft10 pregnant hormonal Australian and me and my horde of lesbians WILL castrate you, dude. #mafin 0100
Kristina @skinofalion.bsky.social · 18/11/2024You need me to stay after class for some extra curricular activities? Whatever you say, Professor. #mafin 161
Kristina @skinofalion.bsky.social · 17/11/2024If you switch between these pictures quickly it's like she's shaking her stuff for you. #mafin 020
Kristina @skinofalion.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Hey Google, play I'm Too Sexy by Right Said Fred. #mafin 030
Kristina @skinofalion.bsky.social · 16/11/2024The face I made when growing up and having to kiss and hug all my relatives even if I didn't know them. #mafin 020
Kristina @skinofalion.bsky.social · 16/11/2024What do you call a cow with no legs? . . . Ground beef. 020
Kristina @skinofalion.bsky.social · 16/11/2024I am so fascinated and in awe of who you are. #mafin 130
Kristina @skinofalion.bsky.social · 15/11/2024For any awkward online situations, here use this: #MAFIN 050
Kristina @skinofalion.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Unpopular opinion? I can't stand Gema and want Miriam and Joaquin to get it on. #mafin 100
