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Kotörhead @skink.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
By the time I noticed that Vevor existed I looked around and realized I had already purchased like 3 vevor products without realizing it. For a while it just blended into the other offbrand companies where the company name is a string of 7 random consonants.
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Kotörhead @skink.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
There was that recent scandal where some Korean Starbucks ad had a bunch of right wing dogwhistles in it so that sort of thing can happen but that was WAY more explicit than this weird accidental optical illusion. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a...
theguardian.com
Starbucks Korea raided by police after ‘Tank Day’ campaign sparks public outrage
Coffee chain has faced backlash over marketing promotion tied to anniversary of Gwangju massacre
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Kotörhead @skink.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Can't have a folk punk resurgence unless heroin comes back imo lol. Fentanyl replaced heroin right as folk punk faded. Coincidence?
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Kotörhead @skink.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A Goron from The Legend of Zelda saying "Look at this! It looks so tasty! I NEED to eat it right away!"
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Kotörhead @skink.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Fuck off
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Kotörhead @skink.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Here you go sir. It's like the Power Loader from Aliens but it goes on your ass.
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Kotörhead @skink.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Knew about a lot of these but I'm happy to learn about LA-MeO because it reads like someone terribly misspelling lmao. lol, la-meo en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lyserga...
en.wikipedia.org
Lysergamides - Wikipedia
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Kotörhead @skink.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Europe is still Game of Thronesmaxxing. What do you mean "Belgian prince legitimizes bastard"
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Kotörhead @skink.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
One of his attacks is T-posing then lifting off, rotating forward and rocketing head first into people lol
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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect
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Kotörhead @skink.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Gooigi innocent
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Kotörhead @skink.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Making this bullshit article specifically subscribers only is extremely funny
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Kotörhead @skink.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Bill Cassideez nuts imo
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Kotörhead @skink.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
There are tons of EV options for other vehicle classes and almost nothing for pickups, especially on the lower end.
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Kotörhead @skink.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
what I do with my satrapy is my business and no jumped-up bureaucrat is going to tell me otherwise
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Kotörhead @skink.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Yeah I'd believe that was a thing if your algorithm is all capital I Influencer content on one of the other apps. That ecosystem is alien to me and I'm always surpsied by how many followers people have when I stumble onto it but that's a huge chunk of the biggest Instagram and tiktok accounts
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Kotörhead @skink.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Recognize the union or fuck off
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Kotörhead @skink.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Pricemaster voice: Twenty Seven... HUNDRED DOLLARS
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Kotörhead @skink.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I'm not saying you're going to win money just that total bet isn't the number to compare to other kinds of spending. Net losses are.
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Kotörhead @skink.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I think they're just saying that bet volume isn't the same as money spent. You can make hundreds or thousands of dollars worth of small bets with $100. That $100 will eventually deplete but you may have made hundreds of small bets with it by then, losing a little then winning a bit back repeatedly
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Kotörhead @skink.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
foot ba'al
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Kotörhead @skink.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I hadn't heard it used in that context until now but yeah I'm kidding. I did look it up but stiil wanted to make the stupid joke lol.
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Kotörhead @skink.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I know the NHS has been underfunded but do you guys really have politicians scrubbing in and doing appendectomies over there
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Kotörhead @skink.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Yeah non of the burger or chicken based chains even attempt to offer anything except Burger King's impossible whopper. I never get that though because I straight up do not trust them to not give me a regular whopper by mistake and I likely wouldn't notice it was real meat until I got sick
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Kotörhead @skink.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
IDK man I think I'll remember the bloodthirsty bigotry more than that. Did you forget about the bloodthirsty bigotry or
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Kotörhead @skink.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I got a bunch of these before they hit store shelves in the mid 2000s because I met a Camel rep at a party and he traded me a carton for an 8th of mushrooms lol
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
The image depicts Brian a cat wizard and a large Adderall 
The text 
"Whoosh! You now have the strength to smoke 37 camel crushes"
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Kotörhead @skink.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Michael Shannon
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Kotörhead @skink.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Are you insinuating that Michael fucking Tracey is on the left
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Kotörhead @skink.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
eat shit
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Kotörhead @skink.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
A bunch of women did come forward earlier and everybody shrugged.
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Kotörhead @skink.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
alright well he is a rapist so congrats I guess
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Kotörhead @skink.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
You know what follows a more specific formula? A clock.
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Kotörhead @skink.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
"he may be a nazi but at least he's not a communist" are you for real
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Kotörhead @skink.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
bad
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Kotörhead @skink.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
foot ball
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Kotörhead @skink.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
backside lipsliding the torment nexus barrier wall
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Kotörhead @skink.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Ok now imagine you are sick in a hospital with no air conditioning in that heat.
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Kotörhead @skink.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
you have the right to shut the fuck up
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Kotörhead @skink.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I swear these things keep getting bigger every time I see them lol
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Kotörhead @skink.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
They're also funny because if you have a feeder or other food source like a dead flower head they'll come down and grab one seed then fly away immediately to go peck it open on a branch or stash it somewhere. I see them frequently but only for a couple seconds at a time, they bounce around a lot
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Kotörhead @skink.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Star Wars is a Silent Generation move
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Kotörhead @skink.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Yeah there's probably some thoughtful way to do the videogame version of a biopic but I am not convinced this is that.
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Kotörhead @skink.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
They're talking about this reddit comment. Here's a link that has all his deleted reddit comments, a lot of them are... not great themainemonitor.org/platner-redd...

P-Hustle's Comment
P-Hustle
Out of curiosity, what would you say to the many Marines and Soldiers who took trophies and desecrated bodies while fighting the Japanese? I find the urinating on bodies as a poor choice, but only because of the current state of media affairs. It's amusing that today killing a man isn't worthy of comment, but god forbid you display dominance. Only 50 years ago, and for the rest of the history of warfare, this stuff was pretty standard.
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Kotörhead @skink.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
do you know what "armed" means because everyone reading this does and isn't buying this shit
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Kotörhead @skink.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Fuck you
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Kotörhead @skink.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
The world's highest coaster is currently 535 ft. The Washington Monument is 555 ft. Might as well at this point.
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Kotörhead @skink.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
rip jack terricloth
youtu.be
We Will Never Run Into One Another on Trains
YouTube video by Incendiarismm
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Kotörhead @skink.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
this is incredibly cowardly and disingenuous and you know it
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Kotörhead @skink.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Yeah I don't really give a shit about "credentials," almost all of the worst politicians in the country are highly educated and politically experienced. The nazi tattoo thing is a deal breaker though.
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