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skiing311 (n_thurm) @skiing311.bsky.social · 19h

Stephen Curry scored 60 points in the Warriors at Hawks game that former Special Prosecutor Jack Smith did not attend on February 3, 2024. Meanwhile, Caitlin Clark scored 39 points for the Iowa Hawkeyes in their win against the Maryland Terrapins that he did attend on the same date.

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Katie Britt in Shock

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skiing311 (n_thurm) @skiing311.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Seconded. I saw Sloan open for Oasis in Toronto in the early aughts.

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Tao of Stieb @taoofstieb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I’m not sure I understand what was going on with the Phillies’ pitcher usage, but I also don’t especially care.

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skiing311 (n_thurm) @skiing311.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The amount of Reddit garbage cited by AI LLMs for their responses does not inspire confidence that they have been trained properly. Dire implications abound.

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skiing311 (n_thurm) @skiing311.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

How about Astros fans not showing up for their AL West DIVISION-WINNING Astros team! Lots of empty seats! 😂 #MLB #Postseason

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skiing311 (n_thurm) @skiing311.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Joe Girardi: "That's not bad baserunning; it's just a bad read." Joe, these are the same things, you dipshit. #MLB #Postseason

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skiing311 (n_thurm) @skiing311.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I'm old enough to remember when it used to be considered "bush league" for major-league teams to have advertisements on the outfield walls. Now they even have an advertisement on the players' helmets. #MLB #Postseason

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Shame Shame Shame Game Of Thrones

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skiing311 (n_thurm) @skiing311.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

After returning in late July (62⅔ IP), Max Scherzer pitched to a 4.16 ERA (the infamous Jesus Sanchez Game in Tampa didn't help), 3.82 FIP, 1.20 WHIP, with 54 Ks. #BlueJays

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Elderly Woman Smoking & Waving

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Minor Leaguer @minorleaguer.ca · 28/09/2026

I love baseball.

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Tao of Stieb @taoofstieb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Big game for this guy.

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skiing311 (n_thurm) @skiing311.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Thanks for a great season on this here website. It was fun, despite the results. I hope to see you all again next spring. Regarding the labor nonsense, figure it out sooner than later. But players, absolutely do not give in to a salary cap! #BlueJays

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Keegan Matheson @keeganmatheson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

“If that doesn’t sum up Max, I don’t know what does.” John Schneider on his conversation when he pulled Scherzer: “I just said… Thank you for letting me be part of your unbelievable career. I wouldn’t want any other 42-year-old psychopath on my team than you.” #BlueJays

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James G @orth.ca · 27/09/2026

That was the longest homer by a Blue Jay at home this season by the way.

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Keegan Matheson @keeganmatheson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

#BlueJays announce they had 61 sellouts this season at the dome. Total attendance of ~3.3 million.

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skiing311 (n_thurm) @skiing311.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Is the camera angle for the #BlueJays game slightly different today (closer to centerfield)?

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Tao of Stieb @taoofstieb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Last game of the season. I’m ready for it today. Tomorrow, and for the next five months? We’ll see. The past 12 months of baseball have been a lot. Maybe a little time is what we all need.

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skiing311 (n_thurm) @skiing311.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

As someone who loves both baseball and the outdoors (especially Grand Teton National Park), this is infuriating. MLB and the Trump administration simply cannot be allowed to do this.

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Jay Jaffe @jayjaffe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I have Verlander 18th in S-JAWS, and tops among the four pending Hall of Famers, albeit with over 700 more innings than Kershaw, whose run prevention was far superior. An inner-circle HOFer.

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skiing311 (n_thurm) @skiing311.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Man, if Vladdy's first at-bat in the game today wasn't a microcosm for his season. 1. Called first strike slider from a guy who had walked two in a row. (Fair.) 2. Called second strike down the middle. (What are you waiting for, Vladdy?) 3. Wave at a breaking ball far off the plate. #BlueJays

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Sealyx Naked Gun Facepalm Scene

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skiing311 (n_thurm) @skiing311.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

A little Vladdy broken-bat magic tonight helps lead to a win. Kirk, Kaz, and Lukes with big hits. #BlueJays

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Magic

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Tim Langton @langtontr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

One more weekend. Let's enjoy it

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skiing311 (n_thurm) @skiing311.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

1. Arrested Development (original run) 2. Breaking Bad Those are literally the only two 21st century TV series I’ve seen, aside from a few random episodes of ”Curb Your Enthusiasm.” 🤷‍♂️ (I watch sports, if I watch TV at all.)

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skiing311 (n_thurm) @skiing311.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

You don’t have to say that the #BlueJays are “MATHEMATICALLY” eliminated (from the Postseason). There are only two states: eliminated or not. They’re eliminated.

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skiing311 (n_thurm) @skiing311.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I hope Vladdy is cheered heartily this weekend, and (of course) I hope he hits some dingers. #BlueJays And then after Sunday’s game, they can finally reveal that Vladdy has been playing with pretzelactomy, a rare back condition that can be healed by applying honey mustard to the effected area.

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Wiffleballkid Plays Baseball

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Tao of Stieb @taoofstieb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The worst thing Vlad said was that he got paid for past performance, which is at least debatable. Everything else beyond that one clip was: -I’m disappointed -I feel responsible -I feel like I let everyone down -I felt depressed and anxious all year -I want to come back and be better.

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skiing311 (n_thurm) @skiing311.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I kind of understand where Vladdy was maybe trying to go with his answer about getting paid for past performance, which is true, because teams project past performance to the future and pay players based on those expectations. #BlueJays

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skiing311 (n_thurm) @skiing311.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I'm happy we get to watch three more #BlueJays baseball games starting Friday. Even better that they're at home. The offseason is long. Enjoy baseball while you can. Blast some HRs this weekend, Vladdy. Finish strong, lads.

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Ham Porter Shouts 'Play Ball' in Sandlot

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Tao of Stieb @taoofstieb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The Jays have 13 guys in the injured list, including eight on the 60-day IL, I'm sure the problem this season is that John Schneider allowed the home run jacket to return.

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skiing311 (n_thurm) @skiing311.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Somewhere, Joe Mantiply probably had a nice chuckle. #BlueJays

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skiing311 (n_thurm) @skiing311.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

LeBron has made almost $584 million in salary during his basketball career. But sure, go get those few extra bucks while contributing to gambling addictions, insider trading, and the general degradation of sport and society by promoting gambling platforms and "prediction markets."

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Kramer from Seinfeld: You Contribute Nothing!

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Minor Leaguer @minorleaguer.ca · 22/09/2026

Put in Mantiply instead of running out Rogers three games in a row: bad decision. Running out Rogers three games in a row: bad decision.

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skiing311 (n_thurm) @skiing311.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Cursed season. And Alonso is just really good. #BlueJays

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skiing311 (n_thurm) @skiing311.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

"Mason doesn't like maple syrup!"—kid heard on the #BlueJays broadcast

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Tao of Stieb @taoofstieb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Somehow more upset at losing Bateman than Vlad, Bieber, Ponce, Barger and Santander. Just grateful we got almost all of a season of Cease.

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Stoeten @stoeten.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

White Sox lose and the Jays are tied with the Astros (over whom they currently hold the tiebreaker) and two back of the dogshit White Sox. This is literally not crazy.

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skiing311 (n_thurm) @skiing311.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Lukes's bunt attempts in the 7th… Seriously, what was that shit?! (But glad he followed that nonsense up with a base hit.) #BlueJays

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David Spade Says Yikes!

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skiing311 (n_thurm) @skiing311.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

It had to be SOMETHING like this. Guys don’t lose that much velocity just because they are tired. His shoulder might not even be injured, per se, but there could be inflammation. #BlueJays

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Keegan Matheson @keeganmatheson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The simple version is that the #BlueJays are now three games back from a playoff spot with eight games left, whether they’re chasing the White Sox or the Guardians. Chicago goes 4-4? They need 7-1. Chicago goes 5-3? They need 8-0. Add in the Rangers? This is not good.

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