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@skiddius.bsky.social
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AuDHD, Artist, programmer and New York's premier hurdy gurdy soloist — dm for booking info. He/him/any. I will always violently defend the rights of my trans comrades 🏳️‍⚧️ I post about bunnies and antifascist stuff.Sometimes in 🇩🇪 #1 AI hater, fuck your slop

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Skiddius↙️↙️↙️ @skiddius.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
"revaluations"
Frank "Joji" Miller holding a shotgun to his mouth with his toe on the trigger screaming
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Skiddius↙️↙️↙️ @skiddius.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Not sure how common false positives are but also in this one the sleeves meet the gloves and in the other it's obviously detached. Could be the angle. Could be a false positive but.
A screenshot of Google synthid detection stating a photo of a man in a pink panther costume running from a French water canon truck was likely generated by openai
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Skiddius↙️↙️↙️ @skiddius.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
It's an entire subgenre of news. It's so fucking depressing
A post by @pookleblinky on Twitter on 24 Sep 2020 @ 10:56 PM in an unknown time zone. It reads as follows:

Every heartwarming human interest story in america is like "he raised $20,000 to keep 200 orphans from being crushed in the orphan-crushing machine" and then never asks why an orphan-crushing machine exists or why you'd need to pay to prevent it from being used.
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Skiddius↙️↙️↙️ @skiddius.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
this security training shit is getting out of hand
yamcha death meme but instead of Yamcha it's a young black man in a blue shirt and green shorts.
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Skiddius↙️↙️↙️ @skiddius.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Autumn does amazing work!!! She did these for me a few years ago and although only bambi is still with me today, these drawings remind me of them and I'll reach for them in times where I need some comfort. I cannot recommend her enough, especially in an age where we're told we must accept slop.
An ethereal, stary drawing of an orange mini lop bunny. She is standing facing to the right with a very regal pose.An ethereal, stary drawing of an purple/magenta mini lop bunny. She is standing facing the viewer with one ear raised in a curious manner.An ethereal, stary drawing of a white New Zealand bunny. He is laid out with his little feet kicked out behind, sitting atop a blue to tealbt gradient. He is a comfy little man.An ethereal, stary drawing of an deep purple bunny. He stands with his profile to the viewer, but stares into the distance with his ears facing forward.
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Skiddius↙️↙️↙️ @skiddius.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Here's a fun internet fact! You don't even need to be good to make art! You can just do it! And nobody can stop you! You can put whatever you want on a piece of paper and call it art!
A surreal, black-and-white ink drawing depicting a figure being violently processed and disassembled. The lower body is caught between two industrial rollers coated in blood, extruding the form flat out the other side. Black spindles twist up the central trunk. The figure's arm is visibly tearing away from its torso as its hands squeeze a black fluid out of a strange, organic balloon-like object featuring lips and teeth. The fluid drips into a container below, causing the object to shrink. Where the figure's head should be, a black cube sits with another balloon-like form erupting from it, alongside a secondary arm emerging from behind the box.A side-profile pencil sketch of a bizarre hybrid creature: a bald man with a mustache and a prominent double chin erupting out of a realistic turtle shell. The man's human hands emerge from the front limb holes of the shell, and his human feet extend out from the rear holes at the edge of the frame.A heavily shaded pencil drawing of a grotesque, swollen humanoid pig-man head. The face features a wide snout and large, sharp tusks curving upward from a set of large, cracked and dry lips. Above the narrow, swollen eye slits, rows of dark metallic studs are embedded into the brow. The head rests flat, emphasizing its heavy, layered, and thick-necked structure.A dynamic pencil sketch of a novelty vehicle designed to look like a pair of classic wind-up chattering teeth. The entire main body of the car is made of giant human teeth and gums. Twin exhaust pipes emerge from the top roof, and the car is aggressively peeling out, leaving a massive trail of friction smoke billowing behind its rear tires.
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Skiddius↙️↙️↙️ @skiddius.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
TW: pet death They say time heals all wounds, but nobody ever really tells you what healed looks like. I lost 40 pounds after I lost Boo. 15 after Franny and 20 after biscuit. I still cry when I see pictures of them or similar looking bunnies. They were so much of my heart. I miss them so much.
Two bunnies, a white New Zealand and two mini lops, one blonde one grey, are huddled closely together, cuddling on a black and white geometric patterned rug next to their water bowls.
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Skiddius↙️↙️↙️ @skiddius.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Aw that reminds me of my first two bunnies 😭😭😭 They were sisters rescued from a breeding farm and unfortunately I lost them both over the course of a year to e cuniculi. Thanks for bringing back those memories.
A blonde mini lop bunny and a grey and white mini lop bunny sit together indoors. The blonde rabbit lies flat on a tan and white striped rug. The grey and white rabbit sits next to it on a black and white geometric patterned rug. Empty cardboard paper towel tubes are scattered on the floor around the rabbits, and a wire pet crate stands in the background. The grey mini lop is giving her sister kisses.
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Skiddius↙️↙️↙️ @skiddius.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I honestly never knew how much of a fucking fraud this dude was. I loved metallica growing up. this fucking 180 now that he's old and rich and doesn't give a fuck about anyone but himself is disgusting. One of their best albums is almost exclusively politically charged music. Piece of fucking shit
Bluesky screenshot showing a post by Ian Elliott (@thatianelliott.bsky.social) criticizing Metallica frontman James Hetfield as someone who has always been selfish and insincere about politics, despite the political themes of the band’s early music. The post quotes Maj (@lif3asmaj.blacksky.app), who argues that people who say they attend concerts to avoid politics are often politically motivated themselves. An embedded article preview features a photo of Hetfield performing onstage and the headline “Metallica frontman James Hetfield blasts entertainers pushing political agendas at concerts.”Metallica’s …And Justice for All album cover: a cracked stone statue of Lady Justice, blindfolded and bound in ropes, with broken scales hanging unevenly in the air. Money and debris fall around her against a weathered, pale stone background. The band’s sharp green-and-black logo spans the top, with the album title scrawled in black at the bottom right.
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Skiddius↙️↙️↙️ @skiddius.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
So we're... uh... just ignoring this whole album then?
Metallica’s …And Justice for All album cover: a cracked stone statue of Lady Justice, blindfolded and bound in ropes, with broken scales hanging unevenly in the air. Money and debris fall around her against a weathered, pale stone background. The band’s sharp green-and-black logo spans the top, with the album title scrawled in black at the bottom right.
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Skiddius↙️↙️↙️ @skiddius.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
A text-based meme titled "THINGS TO SAY TO A BUNNY" against a black background, featuring a close-up photograph of a grey lop-eared rabbit looking forward.

The list is as follows:

1. Theres something FUNNY about you.
2. quit munching on those CABLES.
3. EXPLAIN quantum mechanics.
4. do you like STRAWBERRIES?
5. sell me this HAY.
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Skiddius↙️↙️↙️ @skiddius.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What the fuck is going on in Massachusetts???
A screenshot of an indeed job posting with the following text visible:

It is unlawful in Massachusetts to require or administer a lie detector test as a condition of employment or continued employment. An employer who violates this law shall be subject to criminal penalties and civil liability.
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Skiddius↙️↙️↙️ @skiddius.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Stan Smith from the animated series American Dad looking at the family's refrigerator threat level meter.
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Skiddius↙️↙️↙️ @skiddius.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Never again will this man be able to enjoy a hearty spoon full of doomsday bucket slop.
A screenshot of a the Jim Bakker show in which he is eating a big spoon full of his prepper meal bucket slop.
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Skiddius↙️↙️↙️ @skiddius.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Did someone say lettuce?
A blurry picture of a rabbit spinning around to run at the camera
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Skiddius↙️↙️↙️ @skiddius.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"seen by many as illegal"
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Skiddius↙️↙️↙️ @skiddius.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
TW food, meat, a dirty fucking cooking range No joke I fucking cooked for hours to get lunch/dinner ready for the week. I ate peanut butter and jelly out of the jars after Excuse the mess. I am not a clean cook and this stove is old.
Two completed dishes on a stovetop: a white Dutch oven on the left filled with frijoles charros and a copper pan on the right filled with kung pao chicken, scallions, and peanuts
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Skiddius↙️↙️↙️ @skiddius.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yes and now you have to apologize to every rabbit. Starting with this one.
A gray domestic rabbit tucked into a loaf position resting on a patterned blanket on the floor.
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Skiddius↙️↙️↙️ @skiddius.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The popular "Sickos" internet meme character from a comic strip created by cartoonist Ward Sutton (under the pseudonym Stan Kelly) for The Onion.
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Skiddius↙️↙️↙️ @skiddius.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A man melting atop his throne of sloth and gluttony.
A solid gray domestic rabbit named Bambi relaxes on a textured, tan woven mat. The rabbit is positioned in a "loaf" posture, with its front paws tucked beneath its chest and its hind legs extended backwards. It has large, upright ears and dense, soft-looking fur. The background is dark, and a small portion of a box with printed text is visible underneath the mat.
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Skiddius↙️↙️↙️ @skiddius.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me when people tell me the fucking gpus are thinking
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Skiddius↙️↙️↙️ @skiddius.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A photo of price Phillip in his car after leaving the hospital. His face is locked in an inhuman thousand yard stare and overall pale and very unwell.
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Skiddius↙️↙️↙️ @skiddius.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The face of a man who broke into his box of alfalfa and ate so much he gave himself a tummy ache (he's okay now).
A grey bunny laying on a runner carpet in a hallway. His back  feet are out and his front paws are poking out from under his dewlap.
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Skiddius↙️↙️↙️ @skiddius.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This is one of my favorite genres if pictures.
An elephant standing in the middle of a ransacked, grey, nondescript room with overturned chairs. There is text overlayed saying "address me"
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Skiddius↙️↙️↙️ @skiddius.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
A portrait of a balding man with fair skin and scruffy facial hair staring judgementally at the camera.
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Skiddius↙️↙️↙️ @skiddius.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I haven't been as terminally online as I usually am.
A wojak wearing a shirt against context shirt, a hat saying context hat and pointing to a sign saying I require context with an arrow pointing back at him. It is on a white background.
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Skiddius↙️↙️↙️ @skiddius.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
A pie chart in yellow and blue. Blue takes about 90% and yellow the other 10%. The legend defines blue as "no", and yellow as "no but in yellow"
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Skiddius↙️↙️↙️ @skiddius.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I know this is from February but they literally did the post. They did it. Beyond parody.
A twitter screenshot with two lines of text by @historyinflicks.

The first line reads:
Conservatives: Lets round up Muslims and put them in camps

The second line reads:
Liberals: HIRE 👏 MORE 👏 WOMEN 👏 GUARDS 👏
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Skiddius↙️↙️↙️ @skiddius.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
A painting of some kind of parrot siting on a branch beside the text "you are a ass shit"
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Skiddius↙️↙️↙️ @skiddius.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
An Old School RuneScape reaction image of a character wearing Torag's helm and platebody holding a black Samsung smartphone in disbelief.
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Skiddius↙️↙️↙️ @skiddius.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
That's it. I've had enough. Someone had to do something.
A picture from the perspective of someone holding a water gun pointed towards the sun in a clear blue sky. Water is squirting from the blue transparent water toy towards the sun.
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Skiddius↙️↙️↙️ @skiddius.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
So everything is awful right now but my daughter was born last week. She's perfect. I'd share a picture but photos on social, especially of children, is just something I don't do. So you'll just have to take my word for it. Here's a bunny instead.
An American blue rabbit angrily staring at a baby gate while looking over his shoulder towards the viewer.
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Skiddius↙️↙️↙️ @skiddius.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Man
A grey American blue rabbit named Bambi flopped and sleeping on the carpet under a table.
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Skiddius↙️↙️↙️ @skiddius.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Oh okay then.
A poorly drawn ms paint of a crying wojak with bloodshot eyes.
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Skiddius↙️↙️↙️ @skiddius.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Tw: food, meat Hello everyone I am back from my self imposed social media timeout. What did I miss? I made this taco.
A barbacoa taco. If unfamiliar, barbacoa is typically slow-cooked chuck roast with chipotle peppers in adobo. The taco is topped with fresh cilantro, sliced red onion, and crumbled feta cheese on a flour tortilla.
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Skiddius↙️↙️↙️ @skiddius.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
>B-b-b-but they don't have the votes! They should focus on lowering prices!!! Okay how are they doing that?
A poorly drawn angry wojak. He is clenching his teeth work bloodshot eyes and is crying.
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Skiddius↙️↙️↙️ @skiddius.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Little man is so happy his papa is back from the conference.
A grey/blue bunny laying on the floor with his head on the carpet. He is getting his ears scratched and looks very content.
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Skiddius↙️↙️↙️ @skiddius.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
A comic book panel of a hero with an elongated jaw pouring powder into his mouth from a box labeled, "powder that makes you say real." He is saying real.
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Skiddius↙️↙️↙️ @skiddius.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
"An cocktail"
Yamcha dead in a cheater meme
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Skiddius↙️↙️↙️ @skiddius.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
A tweet by @flurryfrenzy reading "I like when bunnies look at you from the front and its just" followed by a simple line drawing of a chubby bunny seen head-on. Because its ears are laid back and its round body, it looks like a grumpy little oval with two wide-set eyes, a small nose, and stubby feet poking out at the bottom.
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Skiddius↙️↙️↙️ @skiddius.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Bambi knos
An American blue rabbit named Bambi standing behind a toy Volvo excavator some Legos and a chair. He is looking  directly at the camera.
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Skiddius↙️↙️↙️ @skiddius.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
US senators posting "He must be stopped!" on Bluesky/Xitter and then unpausing The Bachelor.
A three panel comic featuring Sailor Moon and the Tuxedo Mask. In the first panel, Tuxedo Mask stands with his cape drawn, saying "my job here is done". in the second is sailor moon looking up and saying "But you didn't do anything". Third panel is tuxedo mask dramatically turning around to leave while flapping his cape.
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Skiddius↙️↙️↙️ @skiddius.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
@mlyp.bsky.social I have an entry for your cool usernames list
A screenshot of the reddit user Erectocooler's name and karma count. 3,472 post karma and 736 comment karma.
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Skiddius↙️↙️↙️ @skiddius.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Slug
A grey bunny rabbit named Bambi having his cheek rubbed. He is very happy and content with his ears laid back.
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Skiddius↙️↙️↙️ @skiddius.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
A screenshot of a police body cam video. The officer is reaching for a box of cookies.

Press F to take a cookie is poorly placed over the screenshot.
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Skiddius↙️↙️↙️ @skiddius.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
You cannot sneak up on them
In image illustrating the visual field of a rabbit, highlighting its blind spots directly in front of their face and directly behind their head.
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Skiddius↙️↙️↙️ @skiddius.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Microsoft, continuously for some reason.
A side by side image of two different people pointing pistols at their balls.
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Skiddius↙️↙️↙️ @skiddius.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Two buttons meme

Top panel:

Left button reads, "I can write whatever unsubstantiated screed I want uncontested"

Right button reads, "Posts must be informative and well sourced in order to be acknowledged"

Bottom panel:

A man sweating and wiping his forehead with the text "Some shitposting luddite" over his head
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Skiddius↙️↙️↙️ @skiddius.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Comfy
A grey bunny named Bambi resting comfortably on a mattress. His front two feet are sticking out from under his fluffy dewlap and his ears are back.
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Skiddius↙️↙️↙️ @skiddius.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Yamcha death meme
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