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Skerret @skerret.bsky.social · 17h
In conclusion, allow Peel to do as they wish, leave no green space unblemished and provide no additional infrastructure.
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Skerret @skerret.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
A friend says he looks like he’s running wearing jeans
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Skerret @skerret.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Great. Now I just caught myself chanting “Hamilton Academicals” in a sing-song manner while putting on my coat.
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Skerret @skerret.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Compact cat
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Skerret @skerret.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Chris Kavanagh of Greater Manchester sending off a Liverpool player for 2 minor fouls. Just add it to the list of cheating. #LIVMCI
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Skerret @skerret.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Drop some phones
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Skerret @skerret.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Just because you can doesn’t mean you should
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Skerret @skerret.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Jordan Pickford can sing #totp
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Skerret @skerret.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
#totp
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Paul Rudd Slappin Da Bass - I Love You, Man
ALT: Paul Rudd Slappin Da Bass - I Love You, Man
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Skerret @skerret.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think it is quite Jag. Has the long bonnet stretched low over the front axle like an XJ-S and proportions (and dash mounted rear view mirror!) of a MKIX
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Skerret @skerret.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The green, green grass of home
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Tom Jones Says Yeah!
ALT: Tom Jones Says Yeah!
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Skerret @skerret.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The truth is out there…. 🐦‍⬛
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Skerret @skerret.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Bob Holness played the sax solo on Baker Street
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Skerret @skerret.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Clem Burke 🙇‍♂️🥁#totp
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Skerret @skerret.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The only explanation for 2000 music is that everyone assumed the Millennium Bug would finish us off so didn’t bother writing any tunes #totp
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Skerret @skerret.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I like the Bluetones, I don’t like this #totp
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Skerret @skerret.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The sound of 1000 terrible motivational seminars #totp
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Skerret @skerret.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Surely microphone technology in 2000 could make something smaller than that? #totp
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Skerret @skerret.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Flashbacks to people pouting and pointing Bacardi Breezer in hand to each either in a club called Liquid or Destiny or such-like #totp
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Skerret @skerret.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Worst. Band. Ever #totp
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Skerret @skerret.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Whadda mistaka to make-a!
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Skerret @skerret.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nice of the other girls to let their mum in the band #totp
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Skerret @skerret.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sounds like the music behind the bit on Wish You Were Here when Judith Chalmers told you the average temperature and price of a h1 week break in Kuala Lumpur #totp
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Skerret @skerret.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Was going to do a Goatse one
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Skerret @skerret.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Like whenever I try to skim a stone. A stone I spent 5 minutes selecting for its perfect aquadynamic properties.
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Skerret @skerret.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is the area around it currently undergoing gentrification?
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Skerret @skerret.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The song I play when things are bleak. That and the theme tune to Ovid Video
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Skerret @skerret.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Don’t see many double bass drums these days #totp
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Skerret @skerret.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Boats should be made of wood not plastic #totp
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Skerret @skerret.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh, so that’s not supposed to be Hueys daughter #totp
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Skerret @skerret.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Early keytar leith a massive lead like a Ferguson VCR and must’ve weighed about 25kg #totp
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Skerret @skerret.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mike Reid looks like Noel Fielding dressed as the interior from my dads Mk2 Escort #totp
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Skerret @skerret.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Temu Britney followed by Temu Steps #totp
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Skerret @skerret.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s a shame the Millenium Bug didn’t finish us all off #totp
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Skerret @skerret.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Those eyebrows are very of the time #totp
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Skerret @skerret.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Whatever happened to these things? We were mad for them in the 90s
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Skerret @skerret.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
40 years later, still not sure if this was a piss-take #totp
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Skerret @skerret.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Rotating DX-7s?!? 😮 #totp
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Skerret @skerret.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Apart from Madonna, this has pure strong nostalgia so far #totp
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Skerret @skerret.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Nope, don’t remember this at all #totp
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Skerret @skerret.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Banger! #totp
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Skerret @skerret.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I don’t remember Rock Janet #totp
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Skerret @skerret.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Where in this could a gong possibly be required? #totp
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Skerret @skerret.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Thought it was just me! Spelled it the same too 🙂
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Skerret @skerret.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Still no idea how to “Winthropp my baby” #totp
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Skerret @skerret.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If this was the Australian invasion I might’ve got myself a black trackie and balaclava #totp
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Skerret @skerret.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I was at home watching Watercolour Challenge waiting for my afternoon shift at Kwik Save. When I got into work the manager (ex army)was scaring the shit out of everyone telling us we were all about to be drafted up for war. People carried on buying their No Frills beans as normal.
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Skerret @skerret.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It would’ve been a mess
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Skerret @skerret.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Monty Don’t
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Skerret @skerret.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Accidentally pressed the donation button on Tesco self serve machine. 85p as well 😭
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